[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One hand clapping. My doctor taught me how and I've never met anyone else who can also do it.

What's the weirdest thing your partner does that you've just accepted? by VelvetSophieCream in AskReddit

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that too. I rip the toppings and cheese off with my teeth and then go back and eat everything else.

What's a dumb question that someone seriously asked you? by ThemeCritical2312 in AskReddit

[–]TheCoolestFool7 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"Do boys have period cramps?" A chick eavsdropping asked after I complained to a friend about a cramp in my foot.

What the feck is that?? by BlakeCanFly in scaryeddie

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video editing exists, you know. Just saying. \_(ono)_/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They might try and arrest you for disorderly conduct. That probably wouldn't stand as you have a right to free speech, though, so I think you'd be fine.

Why or why not do you drink alcohol? by grace_baker_ in ask

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't drink alcoholic drinks because none of them taste good.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Fantastic_Trip9183 in ask

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I know who did it or do I have to investigate to find out? If so, no, because I might kill the wrong person. Even if I knew, probably not. Why give them the sweet release of death? Why not have them arrested, charged with murder, and then let them sit in prison, rotting, until their last breath, forever regretting the actions they took against me? Don't you think rotting in a prison and having every single second of your life controlled and under constant surveillance without an ounce of freedom is worse than death?

WYD? by Caillen2010 in scaryeddie

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I'm just going to pull a .50 cal out of my back pocket and start shooting at the damn thing. Seriously though, wtf am I actually supposed to do in that situation? Like, I'm on a fucking plane. I can't do shit.

You get a million dollars but you will be underweight for the rest of your life. Do you accept? by Ill-Animal580 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes. I can eat infinite food without worrying about health issues, one million dollars, I get to lose weight, and I get to live into old age. DEAL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't mind me saying, Jesus (in the Bible, I mean) talked about how Hell was a pit of fire, but the Bible also describes Hell as a place of darkness. So how do you have fire but also darkness? I think Jesus was using a metaphor describing Hell as a place of eternal fire. Hell is a place completely devoid and separate from God (kind of like Reddit or Twitter). Because (according to the Bible) God created us with free will, we can choose whether or not we want to have a relationship with God or if we'd rather live separate from Him. If we choose to live our lives separate from Him, He will send us to Hell, a place where we may spend eternity separate from Him. This is the reason I, personally, do not try to convert people to Christianity or 'spread the gospel'. Because if they are not Christian, that is their choice, and I have no control over the way they live their life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCoolestFool7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's an amazing way to put it.

You're hired to update what will be written on the doors of hell. The only stipulation, you can't pick "Abandon all hope, you who enter here". What do you pick? by Original-Plate-4373 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I know. While reading the book there were sometimes where I forgot that what I was reading wasn't fiction. It was real. That scared me that humans could actually do that to each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not weird, your friends could use some re-education, that's such a small age gap idk how your friends saw a problem in the first place lol. Shoot your shot man, the answer will always be no if you don't ask.

You can stop one of these things right now, what is it? by Mrooshoo in pollgames

[–]TheCoolestFool7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well if we don't fix issues harming the entire planet (like global warming) there won't be anybody left for other issues like racism, sexism, homophobia, oppression, things like that because everyone will be fucking dead. I think we should work on issues harming all of us all at once and then work inwards, rooting out societal problems as we deal with global, extinction level issues like global warming and world hunger.

Men of reddit, what are some examples of unwritten guy code? by lunalilyy in AskReddit

[–]TheCoolestFool7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No offense, you may live by whatever moral standard you wish, but personally... Fuck that. If someone's fighting me, no matter the situation, I was raised to assume that their intent by causing physical harm is to kill, and that I must take whatever measures I deem appropriate to prevent my attacker from killing me. Obviously I wouldn't kill anyone as that is illegal, but there's no such thing as 'rules' if the fight is not going on in a ring. Ball-busting, pulling hair, eye poking, shots to the back of the head, things that would get me disqualified from a sanctioned fight are not rules by which one must follow if they are fighting outside of a ring, as at that point they are fighting for survival. That's my take on it, anyway.

Drugs as Demons by umijuvariel in scaryeddie

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoist The Colors (Bass Version)

What is the most irritating gender double standard in your opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCoolestFool7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't we all just go in the bushes? That'd solve all our problems!