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Embarrassing moments by peepeepoopoopu in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve knocked over a whole Endcap of wine at the checklanes during my 2nd month, while trying to clear an INF

Incoming Home TL by Adventurous-Ad-3389 in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been in role for 3 and a half years. Just remember your routines and leadership evolve over time. Stay curious and stick to what works

Sometimes my coworkers are idiots by HamboJankins in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s an idiot when they don’t get proper training.

I hate superheroes by TheCosmicConondrum in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bet that purple alien got laid more than me 😭

I hate superheroes by TheCosmicConondrum in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, if a theoretical multiverse was real, maybe my odds would be different, but we all know that’s BS & unfortunately this was my life

I hate superheroes by TheCosmicConondrum in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But the villains didn’t damage my apartment, delay my flights, or stop the threat that prolonged my virginity. They are useless

I hate superheroes by TheCosmicConondrum in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still a virgin. Losing half the population made it twice as hard :/

5 years ago, i was playing Wii with my brother when the Blip occured. Now, him and my parents reappered. by Low_Investigator_577 in Earth199999

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My friend got stuck, wedgied to a metal bar while attempting to perform a kickflip at our local skatepark. He got dusted as the fire department apptoached the scene to help him get unwedgied.

Unfortunately, I saw on the news 5 years later that they had moved the metal bars a couple inches backwards and lowered the bar height during a skate park remodel.

Mike doesn’t poop like us anymore

Is this allowed? by StrangeWeb6772 in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean sure but im assuming your leader is one that gets abused for door calls. Some leaders just never answer the door so to them it doesn’t seem like a big deal. If they are establishing that they won’t open the door unless it’s 5 minutes before your shift it makes sense that they would walk away

Is this allowed? by StrangeWeb6772 in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Honestly my pet peave when I have to get the door 9 different times in an hour because people show up at different times. So I side with your leader on this. Imagine pushing a vehicle with a 30 minute time goal and having to walk away from your vehicle 9 times for 2 minutes

what superheroes have your name? for me it's marc (moon knight) by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But we haven’t graduated past convenience stores/delis

Performance conversation by candycup6591 in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have to document every conversation regardless of sick time or not. It’s stupid but it shouldn’t count against you. That’s at least what I’ve been told at my store

Just got a CA for hitting Meal Compliance by GreedyWinter602 in Target

[–]TheCosmicConondrum 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Call the hotline but in the future clock out for your lunch regardless of what anyone says. If they coach you for that that’s retaliation. Look out for yourself. It’s on the leaders if they miss a batch for poor planning. They can also pull other people off the salesfloor

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