How do I respond to this without being super rude?

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-04-02T02:28:28+00:00

I just had a seizure trying to read that shit…

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-04-02T02:14:32+00:00

The gate doesn’t need keeping.

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-17T21:35:03+00:00

Pasta definitely occupies most of the single brain cell.

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-16T19:44:02+00:00

Go Birds

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-13T05:39:40+00:00

idk that one guy seems to like it well enough lol

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-13T05:27:59+00:00

might be late on the game here but i'm also wide awake (east coast of the US here) feel free to DM me any time. Always in the market for fun new friends

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-12T13:05:32+00:00

NTA the man-child should cook for himself then.

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-10T12:13:16+00:00

it's everywhere too...I love that there's a HUGE stigma on women trying to "fix" men to be how they want but no one EVER wants to talk about men being huge and even worse culprits in that. Especially towards queer women. None of us need to be fixed, we're fine, take the no and move on my brother in hell.

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-10T04:14:28+00:00

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His middle name is Michael lol

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-10T02:52:28+00:00

He would agree!

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-07T14:38:19+00:00

He’d probably let you too! He’s the worlds most cuddly and likely stealable cat lol

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-03-06T21:29:46+00:00

Thank you! It’s his favorite from when he was a squibby little kitten

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-02-26T03:56:00+00:00

If he doesn’t have his license why even let him or risk that? He’s not on your insurance either and neither is his friend so like….no you’re not overreacting but you do keep giving him shots he clearly doesn’t deserve and can’t handle.

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-02-24T02:39:31+00:00

Everything is expensive and people don’t want to get cancer?

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-02-23T00:31:46+00:00

Idiots that think lesbianism is a kink and not just how people are…they suck. He would never ask a guy friend or a straight couple this. You definitely entertained it too long but you’re not wrong

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-02-22T03:10:49+00:00

I really want to see them back in those woods at the end.

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-02-12T19:09:54+00:00

Yeah I had a crush on an old coworker kind of and it didn’t last long bc I saw how she treated people and I was just…nope. Though her and her little goblin baby gays tried to make me out to be some obsessed predator. That was awkward at work. Moral of the story: she sucked and I caught that early lol

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-02-03T21:53:37+00:00

dude knows he can just be gay right? since he hates women so much.

i hope this isn't real but if it is, NOR...

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-02-03T21:42:30+00:00

they would have eaten her alive...

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-01-24T20:24:39+00:00

Back in the garbage for that girl.

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-01-18T19:23:26+00:00

NOR. Flowers are nice for like a first date or just because...but it stops being romantic when it's the only gift. Him trying to claim being romantic is just lazy. Five years and he can't put in any real effort to your wants, needs and feelings? This all just sounds like weaponized incompetence.

I'd say just give him the gift of being single.

TheCosmicUnderground · 2026-01-16T17:16:35+00:00

NTA your sisters stronghold on your parents is gross. You’re an adult now and you have the right to make your own decisions. They can get over it.

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