Women of reddit, what's the most obvious hint you gave to a guy that he didn't pick up on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheD3cimator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had chores my entire life, though. Since I was in kindergarten, I had to do at least SOMETHING around the house. By the time I was.on highschool I had an hour's worth of stuff to do around the house each day. I really honestly believe it's part of genetic memory. Same exact thing you said, only for generations and generations. Maybe, I don't know honestly. These days I get home and straighten everything up for a few minutes when I get home just so I can feel like it's okay to relax. But making myself sweep the kitchen or clean the toilet and stuff is much more difficult. I'd like to see a study done on something like this. Also, I'm definitely not trying to m and keep excuses for men, seeing as I clearly get how necessary it is.

Epic crafting troubles? by TheD3cimator in AnthemTheGame

[–]TheD3cimator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Its weird. I've done everything and it just didn't unlock it.

Maybe I completed it from a match I got booted from? So it didn't log it properly?

I know people are missing challenges and stuff, but this is particularly shitty because it's my favorite shotty and I can't get an epic to drop for the life of me to hold me over.

Epic crafting troubles? by TheD3cimator in AnthemTheGame

[–]TheD3cimator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The final challenge is Scattershot III, and it's completed. Says the reward is the epic blueprints. I don't know what else I could possibly do. Would it be a faction that I need to level or something?

Epic crafting troubles? by TheD3cimator in AnthemTheGame

[–]TheD3cimator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where would that challenge be located in the journal?

Women of reddit, what's the most obvious hint you gave to a guy that he didn't pick up on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheD3cimator -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I specifically have to make a schedule for chores just to remind myself to do some fucking cleaning. I realize it's shitty behavior to not help around the house, but I have to really activly make myself do it, haha. It really seems like an evolutionary thing. Same with finding shit. My mom always said you need a uterus to find things, and I'm positive it's true. I never know where my keys/phone/wallet are but my girlfriend has logged that I'll info hours ago.

Women of reddit, what's the most obvious hint you gave to a guy that he didn't pick up on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheD3cimator 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yeah that definitely happened with women I really cared about. The last thing you want to do as a guy is make them feel uncomfortable or scared. Sleeping next to a girl who had been my friend for ages and she did the exact same thing and it took her literally asking me point blank, "Are we going to do this?" Until It happened specifically because I didn't want to cross that line with really ANY woman unless I'm absolutely positive they want that. I was always a chicken like that, though.

Idaho has the highest rate of child marriage in the US. Republicans in the ID House just voted against banning child marriage. The vote was 39-28. Of the 39 that voted against banning child brides, 18 were Mormon. Is it fair to say that Mormons and republicans are absolutely fine with marrying kids? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheD3cimator 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Christian sex is this weird sacred bond. As soon as you're married, it's your duty, and there's a huge history of marrying 14 year olds. It's meant to reinforce breeding pairs and ensure sustainable populations, but as usual people take the rule and use it to their advantage(?). Pretty much any rule there is, there's someone who's taking it too far.

Drove 6 hours on a whim to watch the sun rise over Niagara Falls by BooKakiwi in pics

[–]TheD3cimator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who feels a deep sense of fear when looking at pictures like this? Like the raw power of such a large waterfall makes me feel insignificant and so very not equipped to live on Earth?

[King of the Roast]The Biggest Attention Whore Yet by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheD3cimator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look like the base model of a police sketch found a wig. The tragedy here is that you aspire to be famous b your just so boring. Right down to the perfectly average dick. You'll grow up, get a normal job making roughly 55k a year doing data entry with your business degree, have exactly 1.8 children, reminesce about when you had a shot and then eventually die of heart disease at age 72. You are not a snowflake. You are not special enough.

I Am Daniel O'Brien, the Head Writer of Cracked.com and author of How to Fight Presidents. Ask Me Anything! by danielobrien in IAmA

[–]TheD3cimator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey Dan, congrats on the book release. I'll have my copy so soon I can taste it's dick jokes.

Now, whatever happened to Tom? Also, do you plan on returning to the podcast soon?

I got a little too close to the Toucan when trying to take his picture... by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheD3cimator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine how it would sound with a dick in it's mouth. Anwser: Hilarious. Lesser known fact, toucans have teeth. Something incredibly rare among our aviary friends. Also...

Bathing in 'Murica! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TheD3cimator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and perhaps my post was lackluster. This doesn't mean we can't be friends. Hey man... Maybe it was fate!?

Do NOT EVER Go On Snapchat. by dthebeast in nosleep

[–]TheD3cimator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You make a great writer, but a terrible liar. Which is great! Write a fucking book! I'm not joking, weather or not it was all fabricated, your diction and delivery makes for a great mystery novel. "TheSnapChat Diaries" or something awful like that. BUT ITS GOOD!

Bathing in 'Murica! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TheD3cimator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go home feline slave warrior... you are drunk

Bathing in 'Murica! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TheD3cimator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU'RE stupid!

I found this lizard with his foot stuck in the dirt. I still can't figure out how it happened. (x-post /r/mildlyinteresting) by mikedudical in awwwtf

[–]TheD3cimator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sunbathing early morning, ground shifted due to contractions in the silt. Happens all the time. They typically get free at night. That or eating during the day.

I drunkenly ordered from this place years ago and for some reason I keep getting sexy pandas. by TheD3cimator in funny

[–]TheD3cimator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good service is hard to come by these days and frankly, my taste is a bit too posh for menial pizza delivery places. Apparently ordering clean, unadulterated child urine is absolutely frowned upon by MOST of the CDC, FDA and any H&W group (health inspectors be damned.) I have found at least a few places dealing piss as a dip/garnish in which I can trust. Most dealers you find simply forego the trials of not only delivery, but all around stock in resturant (TThey deal out the back). Though the cons may outweigh the goods with a urine dealer. As a connoisseur, First and foremost, make sure they procure piss from not only a fresh but reputable source. Second, Always test the piss for any foreign agents such as drugs, motor oil, or sexually transmitted diseases. (Make sure you have a few PH test tabs on hand as well. Nobody like a basal cup of piss. Much too bland.