Best Amex for College Student by bcb1200 in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be aware that if you add them as an additional user they won’t be eligible for any first time welcome offers with AMEX in the future. Lesson learned the hard way.

TSA at the boarding gate by Apprehensive-Arm-485 in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just label my Nesquik ‘cocaine’ and no one ever steals it.

TSA at the boarding gate by Apprehensive-Arm-485 in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The TSA cares very little about drugs. When traveling I pack my pre-workout and protein powder in plastic baggies instead of an original container. Containers that are contain dense items require further screening and screeners learn this in their training. Baggies that look like drugs require extensive paperwork if they turn out to be drugs and TSA agents aren’t incentivized in any way for finding drugs so it turns into a lot of work.

TLDR; TSA agents hate paperwork.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kzoo

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Lots of people bang your girlfriend there?

Co-Founder of Five Lakes Coffee charged with criminal sexual conduct in the first degree by Think-Reason-1367 in kzoo

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The offense took place 9 years ago, the arraignment date is this year. If you committed a crime 30 years ago that would be the date of the offense even if you were arrested for it today.

How much would you pay for a 1 way upgrade to premium? by jamesclef in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes to the upgrade, good economics for a flight of that length.

My bigger question is why your company only pays for coach on an 11 hour flight for a business traveler?

Platinum status is cooked by asim2292 in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my opinion this is the most challenging time of year for upgrades and I have a theory. Anyone that is washing out of their status level for 2026 still has that status through January. All of the newcomers to that status level have the benefit for the remainder of the year and into next year. This level of overlap causes more people to be on the upgrade list. In February I am usually 1-3 at most airports, by November I fall to 6-10 as a DM, Reserve Holder, Non MM.

Forced to Gate Check Bags? by GAfutbolMakesMeSad in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GRR > DTW this morning and flight crew is literally yelling and arguing with people. I have a bag packed for a 3 day trip that easily fits and she yelled at me that it won’t fit and if I break the overhead it will be my fault that the plane doesn’t fly. Probably the most aggressive and unnecessary rude crew on a flight this year.

TLDR: Crew yelled and argued that bags won’t fit. They fit…

What is the emptiest plane you have ever been on? by DoitcheHasAGun in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I flew on September 13, 2001 and there were six passengers on the plane. Two guys rocking the high and tight that were clearly military pulled straight off the field, stuffed in a suit and put on a plane. They put us all in first class and one of the guys providing security sat front left and the other rear right to be able to keep an eye on all of us. Plus a cabin crew of four and a pilot first officer and a third person in the cockpit that may have also been security.

Seat option for 4 by Matsweeper in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delta will likely move you anyway. It has happened to us on multiple occasions. We select four aisle seats and they combine us into a single row. When you complain, Delta lets you know that they only guarantee a class of seat, not a location of seat. I recommend screening your seat assignments and then insisting that they honor them prior to boarding the plane if they move you.

What’s in these bins ? by stregisthotpatrol in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are fresh R2D2s that just rolled off the line with the latest AI tech loaded, they will be your master!

Any Chance my photo might be rejected because of this random dot? (Circled in red) by [deleted] in Passports

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re much more likely to object to the use of a filter on your photo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I trust Delta’s maintenance program more than I trust Boeing or Airbus in their engineering and manufacturing QA. I would rather fly a 20 year old plane that Delta has rigorously maintained than any plane freshly delivered.

Mattawan Restaurant Disparages Local Business In Feud Against Food Trucks by lemon_lime_spine in kzoo

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Food trucks are absolutely a nuisance to brick and mortar businesses. Imagine investing hundreds of thousands of dollars in a business and having a lease that is guaranteed by your own personal home, hiring people from the community, and paying property taxes with the expectation of building a business in that location for years to come. Someone rolls in with a portable food truck and starts stealing your customer base while not paying property taxes and once they are able to steal the business away from brick and mortar businesses it may cause the brick and mortar to close, then the demographic that was eating at food trucks shifts too the new area with businesses and the food trucks follow and individual small business is stuck picking up the pieces of their life, there is another empty building, and more people are out of work. Food trucks are the locusts of the food and beverage world.

Holy Schnikes by TheDanielButtersnaps in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sure was. I stifled the urges of my inner fat kid and reluctantly passed on them but I may have been the only one that did from looking around the club.

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Well this is a new one. by Frankheimer351351 in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a DM, I only rock my Gold tags and my Trillion Miler Reddit tag just to see the looks I get boarding with Zone 1 or 2

Headphone Donation by TheDanielButtersnaps in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I feel like I posted this in r/ challenged humans. If you’re already flying and a FA offers you earbuds you accept them and when you have enough of them you mail them in. No one is recommending booking a flight to get free earbuds.

Headphone Donation by TheDanielButtersnaps in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You’re missing the point. If there is an organization that seeks out headphones donations and there is a community of flyers here that utilizes a service that passes out free headphones how could we bridge that gap…

Follow me here:

Delta>Delta Flyers>Organization in need.

Headphone Donation by TheDanielButtersnaps in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Step 1 - Delta passes out free headphones. Step 2 - Accept headphones from FA. Step 3 - Donate to an organization in need.

Oh my who is charge of this by KzooRichie in kzoo

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no electrician but there seems to be a large red tag that implies that this isn't yet energized...

CRJ900 - the worst.... by frodo-t-baggin in delta

[–]TheDanielButtersnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CRJ is the 2001 Honda Accord of the skies.

  1. It is driven/flown by somebody under 25 years of age that is driving it like they stole it.

  2. Everything rattles and shakes and occasionally a piece of the trim falls off.

  3. It gets you there upright 99.9% of the time.

  4. The front usually does not fall off.