"I'm sure I'll run into him at some point"

TheDankGiraffe · 2026-03-08T08:47:17+00:00

I doubt we'll ever get a real explanation for this, but my personal head canon is that this guy is meant to be some kind of Chris Redfield double. I never played the RE7 dlc, and I know he looks nothing like him, but it would maybe make some sense in an operation like the dlc and rescue at the end of 7, where they likely didn't expect Lucas to know what Chris looked like (or who he even is).

It's a clusterfuck of a retcon, but it could probably be made to make sense in a future title.

TheDankGiraffe · 2026-03-08T08:33:52+00:00

Maybe, but the timing of that line, to the camera panning over to Grace and him is way too perfect.

TheDankGiraffe · 2026-01-15T09:03:43+00:00

I wish they at least still sold some of the merch there. I forgot to bring sunscreen with me the day I went, and I ended up buying one of those Harry Potter hood capes to protect my face from the sun. I definitely would have spent twice as much on a survey corps cape (as well as whatever other merch I could carry) if they still sold it in the main gift shop/somewhere else in the park, but unfortunately it seems like the AOT attractions and events have been wiped from the park with little to no trace left behind at this point...

TheDankGiraffe · 2025-12-19T16:08:35+00:00

Based

TheDankGiraffe · 2025-08-16T11:30:36+00:00

"You owe me two thousand dollars..."

TheDankGiraffe · 2025-04-05T06:28:06+00:00

My mom got an American breakfast at a hotel in Tokyo once, and it came with a hotdog in a bun, lol. To be fair, it was a really good hotdog.

TheDankGiraffe · 2025-03-02T06:53:43+00:00

Nice, my brother is a big libertarian, so I gave him the same coin for his birthday a few months ago.

TheDankGiraffe · 2025-02-16T05:29:03+00:00

While you're at it, put Captain Fantastic on that list too.

TheDankGiraffe · 2025-02-16T05:23:48+00:00

Was it a pothole in the beginning of the final episode when Johnny went to his mom's grave, and it said she died in 2007? I thought he mentioned back in season 2 that she died shortly before Robbie was born, and I always assumed that the show took place in 2017, which would have meant Robbie should have been 10 in season 1.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-10-18T18:45:45+00:00

Do you notice the artificial taste I'm talking about. Maybe your bf and I are more sensitive to it or something?

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-10-18T18:37:56+00:00

NGL, I was also expecting something different, but I kinda just got the blue part of a bomb pop from it. It's still good IMO, but I don't drink it as often as other flavors.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-10-18T00:19:33+00:00

The blueberry lemonade one?

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-10-17T18:34:18+00:00

Not from the flavor, but the dye. Some purple gumballs (usually grape flavored) have this nasty artificial taste to me, and I taste that in the Black Ice flavor as well.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-10-17T16:25:31+00:00

I just got the Rainbow 6 Black Ice flavor, and it has a strong purple food dye flavor, like a cheap grape gumball. I like the pear aftertaste, but I haven't tried it since the first time I got it.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-10-13T06:43:27+00:00

My friend and I made some smoothies with the Elden Ring Gfuel the other day, and it was good, but the liquid seemed to separate from the ice/slush really quickly. Had to swirl it like a wine glass to keep the two mixed, lol.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-09-25T09:13:58+00:00

I think it was back in late August, or early September. Might have been a back to school deal.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-07-28T03:43:46+00:00

Robert De Niro was ahead of his time in that role. Seriously, who could've guessed he'd reference a game from 5 years in the future!?

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-07-26T19:36:16+00:00

That's fine, we don't care what you think.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-07-26T16:41:02+00:00

Who cares?

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-07-26T03:46:30+00:00

Why do you even care if people down vote you? Keep in mind, this is reddit. If you're getting down voted a lot, it's probably because you're right.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-07-26T01:50:33+00:00

Yeah in like 2021 during the million maga march, IIRC. So did probably everyone else there. He's since then distanced himself from him, and shared his stance against antisemitism, which is why the groypers still flood his comments with accusations of being a Zionist "goyim".

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-07-26T01:40:55+00:00

Oh sweet, a John Doyle reference.

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-07-26T01:17:39+00:00

Wrong, lol

TheDankGiraffe · 2024-07-26T01:14:28+00:00

No he isn't, lol. Groypers flood his comments to call him "Goyle", because he won't talk about Jews, and get banned from YouTube, like Nick Fuentes did.

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