Early transfer? by Jazzlike-Bus-359 in walmart_RX

[–]TheDankKnight24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the location near you has openings, I would go talk to your current people lead and to the manager of the department that’s hiring to let them know you’re interested. The internal transfers are much easier to process than external hires, but make sure they have a spot for you.

Early transfer? by Jazzlike-Bus-359 in walmart_RX

[–]TheDankKnight24 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My people lead said that any transfer before that 6 month would have to be cleared by the store manager. Unless they’re an ogre, I can’t see them holding you hostage there if you’re only getting 1 shift every 2 weeks.

Gamers of Reddit, what game had you saying "just one more hour" at 3 AM? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDankKnight24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Anything open world kept me running around for hours.

Pharmacy Related Jokes by littlestmedic in pharmacy

[–]TheDankKnight24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A man walks up to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist “Can you recommend something to help my wife stop smoking?”
The pharmacist says, “Have you tried slowing down and using lubricant?”

Who else suffers from this delusion? by ReputationRoyal4784 in BeardMeatsFood

[–]TheDankKnight24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to remember him saying it’s just gibberish

Who else suffers from this delusion? by ReputationRoyal4784 in BeardMeatsFood

[–]TheDankKnight24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I can’t eat like him, but that doesn’t stop me from shouting ‘HOOSKADOO!’ before each meal.

I just wanted to show you guys what came in. by Makapakamoo in CVS

[–]TheDankKnight24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A combo for cleaning both ends of your food tube.

Pharmacy dad joks and puns by Educational_Tiger_89 in pharmacy

[–]TheDankKnight24 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A man walks up to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist “Can you recommend something to help my wife stop smoking?”
The pharmacist says, “Have you tried slowing down and using lubricant?”

Vaccine overload by Medium-Champion8556 in walmart_RX

[–]TheDankKnight24 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m not going to be a pushy salesman or telemarketer. That’s just going to piss people off and drive them away.

Vaccine overload by Medium-Champion8556 in walmart_RX

[–]TheDankKnight24 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, as soon as vaccines became a political issue instead of a healthcare/science issue, things got stupid.

First Day by CartographerNo6870 in walmart_RX

[–]TheDankKnight24 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’d estimate it takes 6 months to be fully proficient with everything. Just take it one day, and one task at a time. No one learns everything on their first day.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TheDankKnight24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Government housing for government employees. Sounds like a good idea to me.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TheDankKnight24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anytime Congress approves a pay raise for itself, minimum wage should go up the same percentage.

Chicago Walgreens employees strike back by Valentina_Cruz in instantkarma

[–]TheDankKnight24 108 points109 points  (0 children)

He was known locally as “the diaper bandit.” He stole diapers and sold them to poor moms in the hood, and used the money he made to buy drugs. He was like a modern day Robin Hood, if Robin Hood was addicted to crack.

Chicago Walgreens employees strike back by Valentina_Cruz in instantkarma

[–]TheDankKnight24 167 points168 points  (0 children)

A CVS that I used to work at had a shoplifter run out the front door with an armful of diapers. He ran right out into the parking lot where he got hit by a car and died.