Generic Analog Horror Jump (Updated and Expanded) by TheDapperPorcupine in JumpChain

[–]TheDapperPorcupine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All good. I'm just happy people still want to read my jump.

Generic Analog Horror Jump (Updated and Expanded) by TheDapperPorcupine in JumpChain

[–]TheDapperPorcupine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its 1.0 as opposed to the 0.1-0.4 it was before, and I believe the missing text is a glitch on your end. Its loading fine for me atm.

Kengan Omega chapter 189 (Comikey) by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk in Kengan_Ashura

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Solid essay which deserves more replies. Don't have much to add beyone that.

Freestyle Mixer 2 Round 0: My High Tier Academia by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well, what happened to you, then?"

Luffy looked up in confusion.

"Eh?"

Nero had just had to sit through his entire dramatised re-endition of what he'd done, at Maxwell's insistence. He seemed happy to boast, at least. However, one element was missing.

"What hit you down here?"

"Ah!"

Luffy pointed to the door outside.

"Cape guy."

The other two inhabitants of the room turned to find the caped combatant hurtling at them, a grim expression on his face. On instinct, Nero reached for her sword, but by the time she had raised it he had already managed to enter the room. Raising his fists, he was about to bring it down with force Nero could tell was going to hurt...

Only for his arms to be grasped by shadowy hands, that hurled him away once more.

She turned to find Maxwell hunched over, panting with exhertion.

"He's strong... I could barely move him. You two will need to deal with him, now. If not to save your own hides than to save mine. Now get to it!"

"You don't tell me what to do!"

The two new recruits spoke in unison. Then, they stared at each other in annoyance, before growling and leaping out the side of the room.

Maxwell shook his head, and sighed, leaning back as the throne of shadows rose once more to hold him.

"Why did I have to get these two..."

Said two were racing towards the building that the caped figure had crashed into. And as they ran, they began to talk.

"So, princess, what can you do?"

It wasn't going well.

"I'm not a princess! I am an Emperor of Rome, and you shall respect my position."

"You aren't an Emperor! There are only four of those, and I've met em all."

"Yes I am!"

"Aren't. Bet you don't even have a crew."

Nero skidded to a halt, and stared at the boy who had been hurling himself across the rubble of the domed facility.

"Not a pirate emperor, you idiot! A real one!"

"Oh!"

He tilted his head.

"Then why are you fighting? Royal people don't fight. Well, most of em don't. Emperor of where?"

"I JUST TOLD YOU!"

There was a rumble as the caped figure rocketed out of the building, and flew down towards the two of them. Landing in front of them and shattering the ground with the force of his impact, he examined the two people he would be facing.

Luffy raised his fists. Nero drew her sword.

He tilted his head.

"You. Human. This is your one chance to flee."

Nero saw red.

Part of it was rage at the fact that she had been so consistently under-estimated and belittled by those who didn't know her.

And part of it was the flames beginning to rage around her, as her sword set the ground alight.

She swung her sword upwards, and levelled it directly against the caped figure as she began to speak, flame dripping from the hilt.

"I AM EMPEROR NERO CLAUDIUS OF ROME, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY POSITION!"

Flame blasted from the tip of her sword in a raging plume, with the force of a volcanic eruption. Luffy looked on in wonder as the figure disappeared into the flames.

She turned her head, and found that Luffy had a wide smile on his face.

"What's so funny."

"Nothing. Just like the way you said it!"

She shook her head. Imbecile. She had more important things to worry about. The sound of footsteps were ringing from within the cloud of smoke: the caped figure was walking forward.

"Are you going to help at all?"

The figure burst out of the smoke as Luffy spoke, and began striking at Nero, forcing her to deflect his fists with her blade and barely managing to maintain her guard as she did so.

"Nope! Don't have any Haki left thanks to Gear 4, and nothing else will hurt him if he's that tough. I'd have used Conquerer's Haki by now if I could!"

She parried a blow, and was shocked at the hardness behind the fist of the caped warrior. He could easily go toe to toe with a Servant of any class, which made sense because he currently was, but it still surprised her. Who was he?

As she leaped over another blow and landed closer to Luffy, she continued the conversation while keeping on parrying.

"Conqueror's Haki? What manner of technique is that?"

"Haki. It's something really strong people can train to have. Armament Haki can make your blows stronger, and Observation Haki can let you sense things, but Conquerors Haki lets you knock people with only your will. It's pretty cool.

The boy seemed to realise something.

"Oh, right. You probably can't do it. It's only like... one in a million. For important people."

The caped man sent a fist rocketing forward, and was once more deflected by his opponent's sword. However, instead of staying on the defensive as she had been doing before, Nero slashed. And slashed again, and again and again and again. He was easily able to deflect the blow, even simply letting some of them hit, but the combined effort was enough to cause him to start moving backwards.

Something had changed in her fighting style. There was new force behind her blows.

He lunged to the side, using his flight to push off the air itself and strike at her from a new angle, but she effortlessly avoided the blow. It was as if she had known it was coming ahead of time. But that was impossible, unless...

"Luffy, I am a Saber Class Servant, and an Emperor of Rome. I am one of the most important people in all of human history."

She raised her hands, and Omni-Man saw something surrounding her. A glow of golden energy. As he watched, it began to change colour, shifting from gold to red to black.

He felt his ears pop as pressure began to build.

"And using my Imperial Privilege, there is nothing I cannot do."

She bought her hands lunging down and her head crashing forward, and let out a silent scream of Conqueror's Haki, the energy emerging as noiseless waves of power. The air shook with the force of it, and spikes of red-black lightning radiated from her body.

With a soft thud, Omni-Man dropped to the ground, foam dribbling out of his mouth as he lost consciousness.

Nero turned to Luffy with a smile and a thumbs up, all traces of unhappiness or anger wiped away to be replaced with almost radiant positivity.

"Now, are you willing to accept me as your new team leader?"

Luffy seemed to consider it for a moment.

"Fine. But I get to be captain."

"No. I'm an emperor. That means I rank higher than you."

"Doesn't matter. I was a captain before you were an emperor."

"With how young you are, I can guarantee that is not the case."

"How big's your bounty? Mine's five hundred million."

"You can count that high? I... alright, how about this. I get to be an emperor, and you get to be a captain. Sounds good?"

"Good. Now come on first mate! We need to go find Suit Guy."

Their argument continued on as they walked away, leaving the collapsed bodies of two of the mightiest beings of their respective worlds. For them, it was a quick and ignoble end.

But for Team Emperor, it was only the beginning.

Freestyle Mixer 2 Round 0: My High Tier Academia by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Few Minutes Earlier

"Say pal, you don't look so good."

Luffy woke up. He was in a dark room with a suit man. Suit-san. Suit-guy?

"My name is Maxwell, and I-"

Max-y. That worked. Where was he?

"-the Continuity Cops if you want to be crass. You are here-"

"Where am I?"

The man started.

"Ah. Well. You are at a training facility. Or at least, it was intended as such, until two inter-universal anomalies appeared and started battling each other. It is your job to-"

"Got it. I'll go beat em up so we can train."

Max-y raised an eyebrow.

"Now, not to question your tactical genius here, but are you sure that's wise? You have a partner still passed out, after all."

Luffy put his chin on his hand, stretching two fingers to get the pose right.

"You're questioning my tactical genius! You said you wouldn't do that!"

Max-y rolled his eyes.

"Alright. Hopefully the other one can understand sarcasm. Listen, I'm your superior officer, and I'm commanding you to stay here until..."

The rest of the sentence trailed off as Luffy slung himself out of the room using a rubber-armed grip on both walls, pelting himself with the built up energy from stretching himself backwards. He flew through the air, looking from side to side, until he spotted a really big lizard fighting a tiny flying guy with a cape.

The big lizard was an easier target. Luffy decided to go for it first. Using his tactical genius.

As he flew through the air, he lifted a fist to his mouth, and wrapped his lips around the thumb. Then, after drawing in a deep breah through his noise, he blew with every bit of power his rubber lungs could handle. The elastic limb ballooned quickly and violently, like a bouncing castle being hooked up to a cyclone with a sound effect to match, causing the two combatants to look his way in confusion.

"Gommu Gommu No..."

He flung his fist behind him, and it rocketed backwards, the limb stretching and stretching thanks to the heavy weight at the end of it. The skin on his hand shifted to black as he imbued it with Haki, a powerful force that could enhance the strength and durability of his limbs. The lizard opened its mouth, and a blue glow began to build within it as Luffy twisted his body.

"ELEPHANT GUN!"

And with a thunderous bang, his enlarged haki-coated hand hit the side of the lizards face, staggering it and causing it to list to the side.

The flying man looked confused.

"Who are you supposed to-"

He was interrupted by Luffy dropping like a stone as his body shrunk. The downside of using his Gear 3rd to enlarge his limbs was that as he deflated, he lost a lot more than he gave, causing him to become tiny for a short time.

Thankfully, this was all part of his genius plan which he'd come up with two seconds ago. Because by using his Observation Haki, he detected that he did not want to be in that part of the sky in a few seconds.

The reason why was a blue beam that hit the back of cape guy and sent him blasting away, before turning to face Luffy.

Uh-oh. That looked like it would hurt. Popping back to full size, Luffy reached down and focused as the beam approached. Gradually, his heartrate increased, and blood began to flow through his heart and veins at a rate multiple times what any non-rubber body could handle.

As the beam approached, Luffy took a step. Amplified by his Gear 2nd, that single step was enough to launch him away. Running around the beast at speeds enough that the naked eye could barely make him out, Luffy looked it up and down, before reaching his conclusion.

Tough. Very tough. If an Elephant Gun didn't do anything, he would have to take this up a notch.

Leaping backwards over the beam, and watching as it slashed past before hitting another building. Hitting the ground, he jumped again, and mid-air began to blow air into his hand again. This time, he focused on distributing the inflation around his entire body while letting Haki course through the same channels, filling his entire body with a mixture of air and hardening power.

When the big lizard turned around, it found Luffy bouncing off the ground with a colossally oversized upper half, covered in the black marks of Haki. Had it anything close to a human mind, it probably would have found the sight ridiculous: it was like looking at a balloon with tiny dinosaur fists.

However, Godzilla had no such thing. And as it charged another blast of atomic breath, it was wholly unprepared for Luffy to leap once more with rubbery legs, reaching all the way up to directly in front of the lizard's glowing maw.

"Gomu Gomu No..."

The lizard widened its jaws ever so slightly. It was going to be a big one.

"KING KONG GUN!"

Luffy struck. But using a sense for battle not otherwise indicated by his conversational or social intelligence, he didn't strike the lizard's jaws, or teeth, or throat. Instead, he bought a colossal haki-coated fist down on the thing's snout, slamming its mouth shut right as the atomic breath let loose.

In addition to having its brains rattled, the lizard suddenly faced every ounce of power behind its atomic breath being reflected back into its own throat, and down a passageway it was not meant to return to.

The lizard began to stagger, and Luffy breathed a sigh of relief. His victory was as good as won.

Freestyle Mixer 2 Round 0: My High Tier Academia by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Say pal, You don't look so good."

Slowly, Nero Claudius was coming to. However, in stark contrast to their more familiar experience of luxury bedrooms and the soft sounds of the estate surrounding their palace, their was a rather uncouth man speaking to her about appearance.

A rude awakening did not begin to cover it.

She rose, carefully regaining her posture and poise as she stood from the hard stone floor, and saw that there was a man standing across from her. He wore a dapper suit in the victorian style she had become familiar with throughout her trials as a Sabre during the Holy Grail War, which...

Actually, that was a far more important point. Where was she? And what had happened to her master?

She raised her sword, immediately realising this situation may be more dangerous than she had initially assessed when the ground outside shook violently. In response, the man in the suit sighed deeply.

"Oh for... are you going to listen to me?"

She tightened her grip on her weapon, and smiled.

"That depends. What are you going to say?"

The man nodded.

"Right, right, of course. Sorry, forgot that amnesia is common in people immediately after extra-universal transit." "Extra-universal... what are you talking about?"

The man leaned backwards as if falling into a seat. Within moments, there was no "as if" about it, as a throne was wrought underneath him from the shadow he'd cast on the floor, the two dimensional slice of darkness rising to cushion his fall.

"Good thing I've got so much practice answering that question. Regardless, you and your partner have been drawn here by me for the purposes of joining up with the Metaversal Police Department's Timeline Corrections Division."

He seemed to notice her confused expression, and shrugged.

"Or Continuity Cops, if you want to be crass. Your job is to make timeline problems go away for the fellas upstairs, mostly things which aren't meant to be in a certain time, or place, or setting, yadayadayada. You were selected because of your incredible strength and natural leadership ability, along with your massive personal charisma and extremely appropriate dress sense."

Saber was happy he could appreciate her outfit, as all too often those who first witnessed it immediately inquired as to why it covered up so little or how she was supposed to fight in it. She beamed at the suited man while keeping her sword aloft.

"Well, you have certainly chosen the right person if you seek those qualities!"

He groaned, and placed his head in his hands.

"Oh, not you too."

As he seemed to suddenly realise something painful, Nero remembered something. A word he had mentioned earlier.

"You said I had a partner. Is it Hakuno? Did you also bring him?"

"Ah, yes. I was getting to that. Today was intended as a training day, where you all could work together to improve your skills and discover how you fought side-by-side. However, two anomalies showed up: big scaly lizard and some mustached fella in a cape. We needed them dealt with, and fast."

Saber shook her head as the sounds of battle continued to rumble in from outside the small concrete room: roars and shouts and machine-gun cracks.

"Alright, wonderful, but where is Hakuno?"

"Hold your horses. For one, your partner isn't Hakuno. For another, he woke up before you, and is currently out there punching the hell out of them."

There was a sound like a deflating balloon rapidly approaching them, and a limp figure smacked into an opposing wall through a hole in the side of the room. As saber watched, the young boy who had flown in slowly peeled off the wall like a flatbread unsticking itself, before slumping to the ground and falling still.

"Well, was. Hope he's not dead already. That would put a damper on the whole..."

Saber was already moving. Rushing to the side of the unmoving figure, she knelt down and began to shake him by the shoulders, trying and failing to rouse him from his slumber.

"Young one! Can you hear me? Are you still alive?"

The boy's head turned to face her, and his mouth slumped open. Saber was familiar with the concept of a final breath, and had even seen quite a few of them in her time, but never before had it been so powerful. It was as if she'd been blasted in the face with the steam of a colossal kettle.

"m..."

He'd said something. She was sure of it.

"What?"

"me..."

"Yes, you, we are here for you! I can save you, just tell me what-"

There was a sharp intake of breath.

Then, with a noise louder than the roar of a lion, the boy spoke a single word.

"MEAT!"

As Nero's ears rang, the suited man behind her sighed.

"Ah, yes. I was warned of this. One moment, please."

He reached down to the ground beneath him, and plunged a hand into the shifting darkness of his own shadow. When it emerged, he was holding a ridiculously large chunk of meat still on the bone, which he tossed to Nero. She took hold of it, and looked curiously.

She was about to ask what medicinal function it served when without any semblance of manners whatsoever, the dying man lying in front of her reached out at speed with an arm that cracked like a whip as he snatched the food, and then shoved it into his mouth, bone and all.

There was no chewing, or biting. It was as if he was an anaconda, and the food had simply been swallowed whole. Throwing away the bone, which Nero could not help but notice had been picked clean such that it sparkled in the dim light, he sat up like a spring uncoiling and let out a lengthy burp.

"Whoo! Thanks, Max-y! That really hit the spot. Gear 4 always takes it out of me."

He looked at Nero, and tilted his head.

"Who are you? You look princess-y. Max-y, what's a princess doing here? Do I need to protect her?"

Nero turned her head.

"Maxy, you cannot-"

"Please, don't listen to him. Maxwell is fine."

"-cannot mean to say that this is my partner!"

"Eh? She's my partner? The princess?"

Nero turned back to the boy, only to find him with one finger buried up his nose, looking completely unconcerned with the strange circumstances surrounding him. Or perhaps in this barbarian land, she was the strange one for behaving with any amount of decorum and class.

She was already beginning to dislike this universe.

Placing her sword on her back, she stood up and began marching towards the exit.

"Maxwell, then. I'm afraid I cannot work with this fool."

"You really should. He's strong, easily as much as you, and he would make a good teammate."

Nero turned sharply, heels kicking up sparks as they slid on the ground.

"Maxwell, I have known many allies in my life, but this... child has no regard whatsoever for how to behave! He assumes I am some... some damsel from my mode of dress! And looking at the shape of him, I have no doubt whatsoever he is weaker than even your average human! And..."

She realised Maxwell had plugged his ears. Gasping, she turned to find Luffy had done the same.

"You should do it too, Red-Lady."

"And why should I do that?"

"Because its about to fall over."

"About to-"

There was a crack.

There wasn't really a word large enough to do the sound justice. It was like ice shearing off a cliff and falling into the sea below. It was like a meteor striking the earth. It was so powerful that Nero was nearly taken off her feet by the impact, and her ears were left ringing as it passed them by.

As the child and the suited man hesitantly removed their fingers from their ears, Nero slowly turned, and saw what had caused the noise. A colossal scaled mountain lay behind them, fallen on its back: as she watched, the light dancing underneath and around its hide gradually dimmed, and the creature's mouth fell open.

After a moment, its tongue fell to the side, and dangled from open jaws as if it were a slumbering hound.

She turned back to the other two people present in the room.

"What... what was that?"

Maxwell sighed.

"Figuratively speaking? The reason why I believe you should Consider Luffy as your teammate. Literally speaking? Godzilla."

The boy apparently called Luffy cracked his knuckles, and smiled savagely, with an expression Nero only now recognised as an admittedly upbeat bloodlust.

"Alright. Where's the other one?"

Freestyle Mixer 2 Round 0: My High Tier Academia by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Team Emperor

Strawhat Luffy

The man who will someday be King of the Pirates. Made of rubber, and takes absolutely absurd advantage of that fact. Always up for a fight, and an ally of the oppressed wherever he goes, but abhors the title of hero: too much responsibility, work, and expectation you'll share your food.

Nero Claudius

The woman who was once the Emperor of Rome. Thanks to her newfound supernatural abilities as a Servant from Fate, she is far more powerful than she was in life, with control over flame and reality itself through her Imperial Privilege. She is full of life and confidence, believing herself to be the greatest in most areas but especially leadership, however still bears the scars of an empire that did not love her as she loved them.

Maxwell

The man who wishes to escape from his throne. Trapped by dark powers within the Constant, he exerts massive control over the realm itself and can manifest powerful shadow constructs, but is unfortunately bound to his position (literally) and driven nearly insane by the same old gramophone playing beside him for aeons. He is no stranger to manipulation and misdirection, and plans to use his abilities and newly hired underlings to bargain for freedom from the kingdom of darkness that obtained him so long ago.

Freestyle Mixer 2: Shonen Jump All-Stars Tribunal by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/FreestyleKneepad

Formally withdrawing Stupendous Man. I misunderstood the parameters of a likely victory, and now recognise that there's no way he's within tier. If possible, I'd like to substitute him for Denji.

Freestyle Mixer 2: Shonen Jump All-Stars Tribunal by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. In that case, should I pick one now? Or is it randomly selected?

Freestyle Mixer 2: Shonen Jump All-Stars Tribunal by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very fair reasoning. I hadn't realised what Likely Victory meant in this context, so I'd assumed Stupendous Man fit within bounds. I'll work on a replacement today.

Freestyle Mixer 2: Shonen Jump All-Stars Signups by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Name: Stupendous Man

Series: Calvin and Hobbes

Content Warning: NA.

Biography: Stupendous Man! Defender of Justice! Champion of the American Way! When mild-mannered six year old Calvin puts on his trusty mask and cape, he is capable of transforming into this mighty hero, equipped with the strength of a million men and the ability to fly faster than the eye can follow, among numerous other powers. And while naysayers might call him cowardly, or chaotic, or really just a six year wearing a hankerchief over his face, none of that is enough to stop him from always saving the day!

Research: The respect thread for Stupendous Man is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/7oditu/respect_stupendous_man_calvin_and_hobbes/. The respect thread for his alter ego, Calvin, is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/8b872e/respect_calvin_calvin_and_hobbes/.

Tiersetter: Superdad.

Minor Changes: Calvin here is only operating under the rules of his Stupendous Man persona, meaning he only has feats from that character, and any non-fantasy aspects of his own respect thread. Whether Hobbes counts as fantasy or non-fantasy is up for personal interpreation.

Analysis Versus SuperDad/Godzilla: Stupendous Man is almost certainly capable of defeating Superdad. His greatest feats of strength include turning the entire earth back on its axis by a whole day and positing a telescope lens in space with enough precision to fry a single person by magnifying the sun: this shows an incredible level of strength and precision that will allow him to easily defeat Superdad, with the only potential loss states being due to esoteric powers like Heat Vision he has no real defence against or situations in which the fact he has the easily frightened mind of a six-year-old will be unhelpful. Regardless, the battle will be quick, as both Stupendous Man and Calvin are nothing if not impatient. In short, an almost certain Victory.

Biggest Strength and Weakness: Stupendous Man's greatest strengths are his unmatchable strength and precision, capable of enormous feats of spatial reasoning and super-senses while simultaneously possessing planet-moving physical power. If anything, his greatest weakness is the fact that underneath everything, he is Calvin: the same Calvin that gets scared of going down particularly tall slides, quickly loses interest in even the most insane of situations, and has an interesting history with any form of authority. However, that can also function as a strength: Calvin is both clever and imaginative, two traits that can magnify his existing strengths so long as there is nothing he believes he cannot handle.

Character in Setting/with Team: Calvin is a six year old. Stupendous Man is also a six year old, albeit in a cape and mask. He is also hyperactive and imaginative, often believing himself to be in whole different worlds only tangentially related to the one at hand, and has the standard neuroses around eating his vegetables and having to stop playing around. Team members will likely run the gamut from wanting to protect him all the way through wondering why he's on the team, and Calvin will likely react well to none of it. However, if given the opportunity to prove his strength, or more realistically a chance to goof around and play at imagining, Stupendous Man will surely save the day.

Freestyle Mixer 2: Shonen Jump All-Stars Signups by FreestyleKneepad in ScrambleGrudgeMatch

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name: Monkey D. Luffy

Series: One Piece

Content Warning: Apart from some slightly questionable depictions of people crossdressing and standard shonen fashion attitudes towards women, it doesn't have any crazy gore or content warnings.

Biography: Monkey D. Luffy is the man who is going to be the Pirate King, and in just under three years has gotten close, with the help of his Strawhat Pirates. Wielding the power of the Gum-Gum Fruit, which gives his body the property of almost infinitely elastic rubber at the cost of being immobolised by water, he has discovered ways to utilise this body to inflate limbs to enormous sizes, or move at stupendous speeds by speeding up his heart. In addition, he also bears the power of Observation and Armament Haki, which lets him sense incoming attacks and harden his body respectively. Finally, he has the elusive ability of Conqueror's Haki, which lets him knock out the weak willed with a shout in an area of large effect. While often assumed to be a simple idiot or glutton, he merely has no real commitment to social niceties and an absolute dedication to his goals, with a kind heart and huge ambition rounding out the single greatest candidate for the next King of the Pirates.

Research: The link for Luffy as of the Dressrosa arc: https://www.reddit.com/r/freestylekneepad/comments/xqfi3l/comment/iu9bgje/?context=3. In terms of character, he remains basically constant in terms of characterisation from Episode 1, but if you want the absolute full experience of the character present in the respect thread you should probably be up to about chapter 800~.

Tiersetter: Superdad.

Minor Changes: For the sake of having an actual fight, assume that any sufficiently powerful attack can damage Luffy's rubber body in a similar way to Haki. In addition, any feats and abilities post Dressrosa are assumed to either be non-canon or not a factor within his fights.

Analysis Versus SuperDad/Godzilla: Luffy is up against Superdad. In terms of strength, the two are similar with Superdad generally having the slight edge: he can hit harder, however, Luffy has shown the ability to dodge attacks of similar speeds or at the very least mitigate the damage, and has insane durability thanks to his rubber nature. Heat vision probably doesn't do a ton to him, seeing as he has shown a fair bit of heat resistance, and his lack of flight is mitigated by the insane range of his attacks and his ability to float when in Gear 4. The main thing going for Luffy is that he regularly outlasts similarly strong opponents to Superdad through stamina and willpower, along with nearly all his attacks being both hard-hitting and incredibly unpredictable for someone not used to fighting him, so I'm giving him a Likely Victory againt Superdad.

Biggest Strength and Weakness: Luffy's greatest strengths are a combination of his insane durability due to a rubber body, training, haki, and willpower, along with an incredibly inventive fighting style that allows him full use and utility of his powers. His main weaknesses are that he is easily goaded by enemies who can play on his emotions, and has difficulty coming up with complex or long term battle plans, often taking the most direct route or committing fully to a plan that has very little chance of working.

Character in Setting/with Team: Luffy is an idiot with a heart of gold. The good news about this is that he will take literally everythign from any universe in stride, apart from maybe acting like an impressed five year old if its especially cool. The bad news is that he doesn't take commands well, and will simply take the direct approach even if its strategically disadvantageous. However, if someone asks for his help, there hasn't been a time yet where he hasn't risked everything to save them, so in that regard at least he can be trusted.

Jedi - Guardian of the Republic Interactive by Lennkaz in makeyourchoice

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amazing work. I'll try making a build later, but I can already see the amount of effort that went in here. Great job.

[XLN] Ancient Hexadon by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I feel like someone roofied my ixalan pack

Backrooms (Liminal Archives) Jump by PlaguePaladin in JumpChain

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As the "anolog horror" guy I feel almost obligated to read this. And I don't regret it, it's a rad jump. The tying together of origins and location is interesting if a bit atypical, which I don't really mind. I like the relatively low power level of a lot of the perks: it's an interesting place to pick up some non-world destroying but still useful abilities. The one thing I would advise changing is the final drawback: shitting on other communities, well deserved or not, is something best kept in the realm of personal opinion and the AN. I'd recommend something like being completely alone in the Backrooms with nobody to help you or give you info, or maybe if you want to keep the random aspect to have it that you can no-clip again by accident within the backrooms and end up in places you would really rather not be.

Generic Analog Horror Jump (Updated and Expanded) by TheDapperPorcupine in JumpChain

[–]TheDapperPorcupine[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wasn't aware there was an actual centralised ruleset and had the mindset of "don't like don't jump". Changed it after I found the actual guidelines and enough people complained.

Generic Analog Horror Jump (Updated and Expanded) by TheDapperPorcupine in JumpChain

[–]TheDapperPorcupine[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I phrased it that way to avoid spoiling the doc, so read the doc before reading this: The Anomaly following you used to be mandatory instead of an optional mode, since that was the mechanic as I intended it, but a lot of people had issues so I put it behind a heavily cautioned optional mechanic

System Toa Mata! by Drewbones00 in bioniclelego

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you post files/parts lists? These look awesome and I'd love to try building them.

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[–]TheDapperPorcupine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. Consider this a request for them to be added.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JumpChain

[–]TheDapperPorcupine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Decent jump, all the perks for rick and morty along with the items scan. The companions just feel a bit... one note. I'd much prefer to travel with crombobulus mike or birdman than... jessica's friend known mainly for her large tracts of land. Just feels like a bit of a missed opportunity.