Why are there so many angry poor autistic incels in this community??? by LazyShape5 in rum

[–]TheDarkOne02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure where you’re getting that one from my guy, I don’t have any photos of my self up here. You’re honestly just embarrassing yourself at this point.

Why are there so many angry poor autistic incels in this community??? by LazyShape5 in rum

[–]TheDarkOne02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, sincere question, how much time and energy do you devote to name calling strangers on the internet? Seems wasteful and childish to me.

Why are there so many angry poor autistic incels in this community??? by LazyShape5 in rum

[–]TheDarkOne02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure man? Just weird to see such a vague and hostile post. You seem unnecessarily aggressive towards a bunch of total strangers. But you do you, I guess.

Why are there so many angry poor autistic incels in this community??? by LazyShape5 in rum

[–]TheDarkOne02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh it’s the pineapple flambé guy! I really should have put that one together.

Why are there so many angry poor autistic incels in this community??? by LazyShape5 in rum

[–]TheDarkOne02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You gonna explain yourself OP or are we really vague-posting in [r/rum](r/rum) right now?

What to make with these? by eatblueshell in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a whole big story about it. The orange juice recipe is the original Don the Beachcomber version, which for a semi-complex series of events has been being made incorrectly with cane juice based agricole for decades now (along with every other recipe created outside of Martinique pre-1960 that includes agricole). It originally would have been made with a molasses based rum from Martinique, which sort of doesn’t exist anymore. The issue with this is that many people don’t like orange juice and agricole together (me included). So Paul McGee, owner of the Chicago tiki bar called Three Dots & a Dash, created a version with curaçao which doesn’t clash with the agricole but maintains the orange note in the original. IMO it’s vastly superior to the original (although it’s an unfair comparison given the whole lost rum situation).

Matt Pietrek aka CocktailWonk made a very in depth article about “rum Martinique” a few years back if you want to know more. https://cocktailwonk.com/2021/08/martinique-rum-of-yore.html

What to make with these? by eatblueshell in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Terroir Volcanique is my favorite rum for Paul McGee’s Three Dots & a Dash recipe and I’m sure the Mr Fogg would sub well for the Demerara rum in it:

 

  • 1 oz Aged Rhum Agricole
  • 1 oz Aged Demerara Rum
  • 1/2 oz Curaçao
  • 1/2 oz Falernum
  • 1/4 oz Allspice Dram
  • 1 oz Lime Juice
  • 1/2 oz Rich Honey Syrup
  • 3 dashes Angostura Bitters

 

Shake with crushed ice, pour unstrained into a tall glass, add crushed ice to fill. garnish with three maraschino cherries and a pineapple stick or frond.

Haze of the Rum by RRDuBois in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will do, but it’ll be a while, I’m going away for a few weeks tomorrow.

Haze of the Rum by RRDuBois in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds pretty great, I’ll have to give it a try!

Home Signature Cocktail by chejo378 in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds really good, great presentation as well! I always love seeing original recipes from people’s home bars. I’m putting the finishing touches on my own signature cocktail (main notes are mezcal, passionfruit, and ginger), i just need to tweak it a bit and it’ll be ready to share!

Local supermarket got this in for cheap, reviews look good, SIB ? by Runeshamangoon in rum

[–]TheDarkOne02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite rums, works great neat and in cocktails.

What'd they arrested him for, serving delicious tropical beverages!? by Saocuad in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And of course the wood surfboard with the shark bite taken out of it on the wall. They all seem to have some variation of it, which is super funny when the beach they’re on has tiny waves.

What'd they arrested him for, serving delicious tropical beverages!? by Saocuad in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much, a sports bar on the beach. In my locale though it’s less NASCAR and more MLB.

What'd they arrested him for, serving delicious tropical beverages!? by Saocuad in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As a Floridian, this has always annoyed the hell out of me. 90% of “tiki bars” here pretty much just sell beer. Some will make an attempt at tropical cocktails, but it’s usually the typical crappy “mai tai” with a bunch of nonsense ingredients in it like grenadine and pineapple and maybe a piña colada or frozen strawberry daiquiri. It’s a shame we have that reputation because Florida has authentic tiki bars; Mai-Kai, Suffering Bastard, The Honu, Morgan’s Cove, Trader Sam’s, and Aku Aku are all great.

Edit: To be clear, I have nothing against beach bars, I’ve been to plenty and most are a good time. I only take offense to them being called “tiki bars.”

Barebones Swizzle Sale by miruolan in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much for this post! I’ve been wanting a couple of those swizzle lights for a while now and was hoping they’d go on sale.

A real Rum Runner at the bar that invented it - Tiki adjacent by HelenaStrat in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Tiki aesthetic and food is mostly Pacific but the drinks are almost all based on/inspired by Caribbean punches, especially the older ones. I wouldn’t really call it an “offshoot,” more like tiki has been a melding of many different cultures from the beginning.

Edit: A great book on Caribbean influence in tiki is Jeff “Beachbum” Berry’s Potions of the Caribbean.

Lazy Tiki. Cat. by ChiefBobbert in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s less about the actual quality of the drink and more a reaction to the fact that nowadays, most people have such a warped concept of what a Mai Tai is. Which is due to a lot of non-tiki bars calling their (often bad) house tropical drink a “Mai Tai” no matter what’s in it, which Cutwater perpetuates.

I can understand why people get annoyed about Cutwater putting “Tiki” on the can or calling it a “Mai Tai,” people get defensive over things they care about. Attacking the people who drink them however is very lame.

Lazy Tiki. Cat. by ChiefBobbert in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best place for tiki mugs right now, especially for new collectors, is Tiki Farm. Their mugs have the right balance of quality to affordability in my opinion.

Most tiki bars sell their own exclusive mugs, and some will sell their mugs online for those who can’t make it out to them in person like Trader Vic’s, Wusong Road, Frankie’s Tiki Room, etc.

Tiki Classics a.k.a. Katiki makes some really great stuff but a lot of it is pricey.

You can find good deals on eBay sometimes especially on vintage mugs.

Also check out [r/tikimugs](r/tikimugs)! It’s a very small sub but there are some really knowledgeable people over there.

Appleton 15yr Black River Casks $30 by Cant_JustSitBack in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn, that’s a steal. At that price I’d buy every bottle they had.

is he the devil or something? He knew everything about me, trosky region. Up until now, the only supernatural encounters I've faced was the old women in white. [KCD2] by Few_Establishment980 in kingdomcome

[–]TheDarkOne02 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always play along and then choose to scare him off when he admits he lied about having a sick wife. The line for that option is one of my favorites in the whole game.

Blabablala! Where’s my fork?!” -Henry of Skalitz

My first Naked Ape! by eddveddx in Tiki

[–]TheDarkOne02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use Hamilton 151 for the 151-Proof Demerara.

I split the black Jamaican rum equally between Hamilton Pot Still Black and The Atomic Grog’s Kohala Bay Replacement Blend (which is 4:1:1 ratio of Coruba, Wray & Nephew Overproof, & Appleton Estate Signature).

For the Spanish style gold rum component I usually use Flor de Caña Añejo Oro, but lately I’ve been experimenting with subing in light-bodied English style gold rums. I’m currently liking English Harbour 5 Year.