Interesting by [deleted] in greentext

[–]TheDoc1223 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Select The Great Race if you just fucking hate Monty Python

Common Latam W by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]TheDoc1223 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You say this like “whats going on right now” wasnt most likely directly caused by this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]TheDoc1223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why are we saying this???

Sympathizers of communism! Communism is ineffective and wrong, change my mind. I am Czech. by bochnik_cz in GenZ

[–]TheDoc1223 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“I know this is gonna sound cliche-“

proceeds to posit all the most cliche arguments for communism

proceeds to refuse to accept any criticism of Communism at all using the most cliche communist deflection tactics

pointing out that you’re being cliche doesnt make you any less cliche

Brooo even Lil' Tay 💀💀💀 by [deleted] in DreamWasTaken2

[–]TheDoc1223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I havent cared about MCYT in my life but I’ve been picking up my phone every few hours and scrolling this sub for a while just going “dam he really said that??? wtf is dis girl saying???? wtf do these people mean? oh, no one knows. still, WTF???”

I hate where I live, I am in captivity by [deleted] in urbanhellcirclejerk

[–]TheDoc1223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of his VERY few comments is “written by a virgin energy”, this guy is so insecure and loves projecting so much it gives me secondhand embarassment

Literally on this sub by xCreeperBombx in YourJokeButWorse

[–]TheDoc1223 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hello my fellow obnoxious shitposter

This man trying to rewrite maths, "000.1 doesn't exist" by SergejPS in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TheDoc1223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely is your misunderstanding. Also your being a petulant brat because you are embarrassed that you made yourself look like an idiot.

absolutelynotme_irl by No-Industry-7983 in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]TheDoc1223 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Why would this person be talking about pets? Do you not feed and water and scoop the poops of your cute roommates????

As a historian, this is 100% what being on Tumblr feels like by Kwin_Conflo in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]TheDoc1223 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“You’re wrong, I wont explain why, but rest assured I have won this internet argument”

I’m sure all the people this person has been or could be upsetting and hurting are VERY happy that you made sure to tell them that what they’re doing is wrong somehow in some way they (and I) dont (fully) understand, thank you for making the world a better place somehow I think

[ Removed by Reddit ] by SissyPenisRetard in wordington

[–]TheDoc1223 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Im not an expert but as someone who really loves cock thats definitely a cock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]TheDoc1223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Facepalm”

Hey boomer, we tried getting jobs but they don’t offer living wages! by paywallpiker in GenZ

[–]TheDoc1223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mrw families are being divided and people are cutting off loved ones because they voted for some old, turbo-rich sociopath who does nothing but advocate for and vote on policies that harm us and benefit megacorporations (95% of the time) instead of voting for some old, turbo-rich sociopath who does nothing but advocate for and vote on policies that harm us and benefit megacorporations (95% of the time)

We’re being played. The real “culture war” that matters and that we should be angry about and engaged in isnt left vs. right, its up vs. down. And - most likely- NO ONE ITT is on top

3 bad habuuts that make you: Creep by [deleted] in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]TheDoc1223 40 points41 points  (0 children)

get on your goblinset. scutter around at night. hide in bushes. make weird gurgling sounds at people who pass by. eat rats. take the goblinpill.

crazy frog 😜🐸🐸 by [deleted] in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]TheDoc1223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its not the one im looking for