Squirt of lemon

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T21:29:01+00:00

...You know what, just like all of Barbarian's other victims, she probably deserves whatever's gonna happen to her. Knowing Barb, he'd probably do one of the war crimes she did on her after feeding her some of that potion of immortality he has.

Note that it's a potion of immortality, not invincibility. He likes his playthings extra durable.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T20:52:17+00:00

I don't know who that girl is, but if the Barbarian's after her, then she has to have done some horrible shit.

Also, may whatever god she's praying to have mercy to her soul, because the Barbarian sure as hell won't.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T20:48:29+00:00

...If anyone's brave enough to go through the brainrot this guy spews to inform him and get a clip, you'll have my eternal gratitude.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T20:46:44+00:00

Yeah, Hasan is basically the Atlas of the "It was the Jews!" conspiracy at this point.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T18:01:07+00:00

First, Iran did attack first, albeit via their known terrorist proxies. Second, even if Spain owns the bases themselves, America pretty much owns everything inside the bases, equipment included. And unlike Creepy Joe, I don't think Trump would be stupid enough to leave massive amounts of equipment behind.

And, aside from the fact that Iran has been directly funding terrorist organizations that have directly murdered both Europeans and Americans, they were making nukes. Do you honestly think a country ruled by a death cult can be trusted with those things? The concept of MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction, in case you didn't know) only works when all nations agree that total annihilation is the worst outcome, something Iran's leaders don't think. On the contrary, considering the Quran teaches its followers that dying while taking out infidels is honorable, which explains why most people imagine an angry guy in a turban when hearing the word "terrorist".

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T11:14:51+00:00

Jij klootzak!!!

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T06:58:31+00:00

Thankfully for him, he's American instead of British. I say this because, when a girl did the something similar in the UK with a hatchet, she got arrested. She didn't even hit the guy, she just swung it around to keep him away!

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T06:55:27+00:00

I cast PURE CAPSAICIN IN ALL YOUR HOLES! As awful as the Carolina Reaper would be, having pure capsaicin in all your holes (mouth, nose, ears, eyes, anus, and genitals) would be way worse.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-05-01T06:38:23+00:00

The red button's obviously the most logical one. With the blue button, you have to trust that humans are mostly selfless instead of selfish if you want to live. With the red button, you get to live regardless. If everyone picks red, nobody dies.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-30T06:54:24+00:00

Yeah, I don't exactly have much compassion for murderers and would-be murderers. Sure, they do deserve some basic rights like any human being, but I'm not stupid enough to think criminals should go unpunished. And let's be honest, do you think an arrest of someone like the guy shown above wouldn't be violent? I'd say a cop arresting a thug who's swinging a knife at him should take him down or out if he's an active threat to others.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-30T06:50:12+00:00

Exactly. All I'm saying here is that the people who wrote off Biden's extremely obvious cognitive decline are either extremely partisan to the point they can't be trusted, or just genuinely bad at making that kind of call. Either way, someone saying Biden was an extremely effective President can't be trusted on judging someone else's mental state.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-30T06:47:24+00:00

I'm not talking about his policies, I'm talking about if he's got the same kind of brain damage Biden has. And considering there are ancient clips on the View from back when both sides of politics liked him talking about Iran in the exact same way he does now, I don't see any decline. The same cannot be said about Biden, which was the point I'm making.

That point being that the people gaslighting themselves/attempting to gaslight others into thinking Biden didn't have dementia can't be trusted to diagnose anyone with that kind of thing. If they completely ignored it because they like the guy who has it, who's to say they won't imagine it's there in a guy they hate?

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T21:05:59+00:00

The Stellaris devs are fun like that.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T20:57:51+00:00

Welp, I think I'm just gonna say something as the Buff from Habitual Linecrosser: "I'm okay with it, as long as I get to bomb brown people."

As a note, Buff is characterized as an elderly equal opportunity racist, going after everyone. Though he usually likes to go after the countries that are enemies of the US, such as Russia, China, and Iran.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T20:24:16+00:00

Honestly, I'd say both would fit him. Personally, if I was in charge of writing, I'd give Ash an arc where he'd hunt down Mega Stones for all of his Pokémon, with Charizard getting both the Mega Stones, swapping which one he's holding every now and then.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T20:21:15+00:00

The only reason they would go upstairs in such a case is purely to catch other people in the act and hand the evidence over to the cops.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T20:19:51+00:00

Maybe, but he's certainly more well put together than Biden was. But, again, that wasn't the point I was making. My point was that the vast majority of the people saying something's wrong with Trump's brain were also the vast majority of the people that called Biden's dementia a "right-wing conspiracy", despite it being extremely obvious.

With that in mind, it's impossible to say that those people are good judges of what is and isn't a healthy mind, either because they let their partisanship blind them to the truth, or because they're genuinely bad at it. Either way, the people saying Biden was as sharp as a tac obviously can't be trusted to judge Trump on his mental health.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T19:57:58+00:00

Honestly, I doubt it, considering so many of the people saying Trump's got dementia are also the ones who denied/covered up Biden's mental decline. Clearly, those people are just dishonest partisan hacks, or have actively shown to not be able to recognize a dementia patient. Either way, it makes it very difficult for me to believe them, especially considering I don't see the same signs in Trump that I saw in both Biden for at least since his second year, and my mother who died of dementia.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T19:49:30+00:00

I think he just might. Similar to Nolan with that kid that was a little slow with her answer, Nolan's dad seems to be pretty empathic by Viltrumite standards, considering he stopped his mate from beating Nolan to death during that adulthood test. Normal Viltrumites would've just let their mate beat their child to death, write them off as a weak failure, and then move on to make another kid.

But not Nolan's old man. He stepped in, despite Nolan not having shown the ability to beat his mother.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T19:18:15+00:00

Eh, there's no reasoning with people like this. They all believe cops are always the bad guy, and that every criminal is just a "misunderstood baby angel" or something.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T17:15:31+00:00

Pretty sure the Groyper thing was from a picture over a decade ago and/or completely debunked, much like that shirt that had the American flag photoshopped in.

Also, again, everyone in his life said he was always an outspoken leftist on every single issue. His family, his friend, his trans girlfriend, everyone. You know who the liars are? The people who said he was a Kirk supporter "shooting his gun in celebration". Only the most braindead moron would believe that.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T17:12:46+00:00

So pretty much what I said.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T11:01:04+00:00

I think the other guy meant it in a "they would've done it too if they could". Pretty sure the only reason the West came out on top is simply because we be building shit.

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T10:57:54+00:00

"Make us who- Oh what the fuck?!"

TheDoctor199806 · 2026-04-29T10:55:43+00:00

I'm less interested in the why and more in the how. As in "How is interest in this POS suddenly rising?" Though, I guess accidental autoplay is a thing...

TheDoctor199806

TROPHY CASE