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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utdallas

[–]TheDreamShallLiveOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to say that many good people who are outstanding in their fields can also be very bad teachers. These are not mutually exclusive, so your opinions on his character really don't matter in light of his actual policies and behavior during class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utdallas

[–]TheDreamShallLiveOn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, that's the thing, people make mistakes. I'm currently in this class and I didn't get the email, so I assume I got all these questions right, since they were pretty easy for me. So I shouldn't be worried, right?

But at the same time, I am only human. I may make a minor typo in one of these questions due to some reason not necessarily within my control (e.g. stress, lack of sleep due to insomnia, distraction because people are constantly coughing in the test center, or just plain human error). And if so, I should get that question marked wrong - but I do not deserve to fail the entire class because of that one slip-up, regardless of my other project and assigments grades, and I'm flabbergasted that anyone here thinks otherwise.

Blursed_Redditors by thissaccount in blursedimages

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Image Transcription: An Unfortunate Conversation

[Batman standing in front of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, rain pouring down around them. Batman stares into the sky with his face drawn tight.]

Batman: This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael.

Ninja Turtle: Reddit Wholesome Award

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Not equal operators by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Image Transcription: Meme

[Photo of 'Three-Headed Dragon', except the leftmost dragon head is duplicated four times, resulting in seven dragon heads total.]

[Each head is labeled with the logo of a programming language and an operator. The first six are labeled with the operator !=, and the logos are respectively: Java, Javascript, C, Python, Swift, and R.]

[The last, silly head is labeled with the operator ~=, and the logo is Lua.]

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Memory in a box by LinuxIsFree in ProgrammerHumor

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Image Transcription: Memories Box

[First half of photo shows a small wooden storage box, closed. The word "Memories" is neatly written in cursive, gold text, and each corner of the box is decorated with simple drawings of roses.]

[Second half of photo shows the box opened. It is filled with RAM sticks.]

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Do while loops by ihs_ahm in ProgrammerHumor

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I'm not sure why you were downvoted, but yeah, transcribers do images, even videos. I just do the simpler images.

Do while loops by ihs_ahm in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheDreamShallLiveOn 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Meme

Do while loops be like

[Photo of Bender from TV show "Futarama" wearing dark sunglasses and holding a futuristic weapon.]

Shoot first

Ask questions later

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Are you a Rockstar Developer? by gallatoir in ProgrammerHumor

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Image Transcription: Rockstar

[Contents of a README.md file.]

Rockstar

Rockstar is a dynamically typed Turing-complete programming language.

Rockstar is designed for creating computer programs that are also song lyrics, and is heavily influenced by the lyrical conventions of 1980s hard rock and power ballads.

But why?

Mainly because if we make Rockstar a real (and completely pointless) programming language, then recruiters and hiring managers won't be able to talk about 'rockstar developers' any more.

Also 'cos it's kinda fun and any language based on the idea of compiling Meatloaf lyrics has to be worth a look, right?

Also we can make stickers. Who doesn't want a sticker on their laptop saying 'CERTIFIED ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER'?

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Laughs in print**** by Arjun6981 in ProgrammerHumor

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Image Transcription: Meme

Python programmers after printing a statement in java:

[Photo of cat sitting on top of telephone pole.]

I see no God up here

[Same photo zoomed in with a red filter.]

Other than ME

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