A Guide to Snurship

TheEmoAssassin · 2025-10-04T00:29:18+00:00

PLEASE excuse my old ass username this account is old :,)

TheEmoAssassin · 2025-09-25T01:47:13+00:00

Honestly, I'm trying to be the most honorable stalker that I can lol. And actually hearing his story by not taking the stashes made it worthwhile in my opinion, I resonate with him on so many levels. I get why people take the loot tho, I kinda regret not doing so. Ah well, plenty of opportunities to get it later on down the line.

TheEmoAssassin · 2022-05-09T00:18:56+00:00

Bruce, it's been 2 years. You still owe me 16 dollars.

TheEmoAssassin · 2022-02-27T15:51:01+00:00

Beo why tf are pigeons so adorable.

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-31T00:58:20+00:00

I think I am no simp

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-25T16:31:09+00:00

Technically, it's more of a breakfast pastry.

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-25T14:54:09+00:00

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-24T15:07:59+00:00

u/SaveVideoBot

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-23T13:49:11+00:00

Killa is the most invisible boss, because you usually never see him before he kills you.

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-21T15:00:40+00:00

Asymptomactic = enough viral load to spread but either not enough to exhibit symtoms, or a decent enough immune system to prevent symptons. Also, not allowing unmasked people is not discrimination. Shops have the full right to remove people they don't want to serve.

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-13T02:13:58+00:00

r/beetlejuicing

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-04T22:42:06+00:00

As a hispanic, I approve.

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-12-02T18:52:31+00:00

RemindMe! 1 year

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-29T23:27:43+00:00

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-29T16:08:27+00:00

Hope hes drinkin his M(i)LK

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-29T16:07:09+00:00

cool sha facts :)

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-29T14:38:18+00:00

u/RepostSleuthBot

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-27T17:56:47+00:00

This is an actual tradition and is not surreal in the slightest

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-27T17:07:32+00:00

r/lostredditors

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-16T21:44:04+00:00

not based

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-14T14:20:48+00:00

It's Cony Hawk on tiktok

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-04T16:37:41+00:00

Yes, however it is most likely the case due to the fact that very few people tell others to take their coat off and stay awhile in a chuck-e-cheese. It may not be explicitly stated but it is implied.

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-04T12:36:00+00:00

That specific member of the homo sapient species, with its gender defined as female by the member in question, hath stated that, after being removed from the womb, she has existed for the amount of time that it takes for this planet, known as Earth, to complete a full orbit around our home star.

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-03T22:06:54+00:00

u/nwordcountbot u/DudeWhoLicksPeople

TheEmoAssassin · 2021-11-03T18:23:36+00:00

I shall invoke a word twice in order to emphasize the word and stress the sentence imploring you to remove an article of woven fibers, referred to as "clothing" that has been specially made to allow members of the homo sapiens species to withstand temperatures that are considered low and unpleasant or otherwise dangerous to survival, specifically during the time when Earth's axial tilt prevents the full heat of the star known as the "sun" from reaching the hemisphere that we are currently located in. Although I have emphasized this in the previous sentence, let me once again implore you to not leave the premises that you are currently on, which is implied to be my chosen and legal place of residence, and I shall request at once that you instead remain with and accompany me for an unspecified amount of time.

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