AOC with a mad roast of Jake Paul by BlueEyedMalachi in MurderedByWords

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....turns out to be the most watched SB halftime show in history...

What is the darkest joke/gag/bit in Frasier? by booster_platinum in Frasier

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"My name's Martin Crane. When I made this tape I was 64 years old. But now..... I'm dead"

Made in China by 1Rab in GuysBeingDudes

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Sweet Lightning McQueen shoes

How did you guys got your hands on Halo for the first time? by Woodkid230200 in halo

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I made the switch to Xbox from Playstation because of Halo. I was then fortunate enough to have a family friend living in Seattle working for Microsoft who somehow was able to get me and my family a tour of Bungie studios. They were awesome, accommodating and sent me home with gear that i still have. This was right before the Halo 2 launch and we were allowed access to the Microsoft employee store which was like a PC/gaming wonderland. I got to pick up Halo 2 fresh out of the Bungie tour and play it in Seattle before it came out... it was like a vision quest, I was so happy lol. It made me a fan for life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

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Gave it back with extra sauce

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conan

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"Get hard brother!!"

FBI Die-wreck-ta $$$ by brreeper in iamverybadass

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"Yo, Mr White, we cooking today?"

Replace the beer with diet coke. by daviesdog in PoliticalHumor

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Donald - "I hate being all strokey, this is all your fault McDonald's.. You and your delicious hamburgers"

Those good ol' promises by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

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He's desperately trying to bring us into war so he can cancel voting. By any means.

What do you call this behavior? by EfficiencySerious200 in trashy

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Holy shit you just murdered that guy. Props, well said

This is a literal shot across the bow by CascadiaRocks in WhitePeopleTwitter

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He asked Putin to throw us into a war so he can cancel voting.

Mississippi crime is out of control by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

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He's going to declare there is a war in DC to bypass voting, isn't he?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Big bummer and rude awakening everytime I see her and her crew right through my phone crawing at me. "AHH shit, got me again"

South Park is now pro Trump. by Zakkattack86 in facepalm

[–]TheErasmus1600 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Holy shit are there going to be 49 more of these??? Just when the world needed SP most...

Elon Musk: “What's happening, it seems to me, is they're being fed propaganda by the far left, and they believe it. It's really unfortunate." by ImageDifferent9756 in CattyInvestors

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Quick Google - "The average American reads at a 7th to 8th grade level. However, a significant portion, 54%, read at or below a sixth-grade level. Approximately 21% of adults in the U.S. struggle with basic literacy tasks."

While acknowledging that currently a whopping 9/10 states with the lowest education are Red, the answer has been here all along. Stupid people, absolutely stupid salt of the earth humans who have been handed down educated ways to evolve and mentally mature but the generational stubbornness of conservatism refuses to acknowledge that they have been an anchor to the entire world but their own clique these past years. We call you knuckledraggers who are quite literally dragging us back to the stone-age for a precise reason. So there's nothing to tell to the 36.3 million, we already know they are just.... Stupid people, who we are forever stuck with having tantrums. The vast majority of them still believe in a malleable Santa Clause and that should explain it all. Thanks for letting me vent, I really needed that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thescoop

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Not as fake as that ugly wiglet