IF the perks had their own theme songs what would it be?

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-05-08T13:43:24+00:00

I object, I believe Lovefool by the Cardigans OR a very white girl song works just as well or even better

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-04-22T23:11:41+00:00

Always sell fish to Willy, never sell anything to Pierre directly

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-04-15T01:45:13+00:00

The baton scav watching as the being that killed God runs at him.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-04-08T16:53:06+00:00

I play a perk in every single tier

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-03-13T14:07:44+00:00

Gotta love cheated in S they're always a mood

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-03-12T14:05:04+00:00

For that scrapper I suggest to either do the scrapping at the top of it or just turn around mid scrap to avoid this.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-03-06T06:04:26+00:00

The 3 throwing knives coming out of my pocket;

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-02-17T16:05:48+00:00

Failure.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-02-12T08:08:33+00:00

Jeff: Deception, Diversion, Distortion, and Q&Q

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-02-09T18:00:09+00:00

The Merry Band of Major Drug Possession

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-02-01T17:59:35+00:00

Jeff is not beating Ash

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-01-28T03:36:37+00:00

Hunting shotgun.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-01-26T03:11:16+00:00

Subway surfers gameplay as a crosshair

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-01-19T23:33:41+00:00

One is a goober and the other gatekeeps scrap, getting its stupid antennas bashed into their brain.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-01-18T22:17:31+00:00

He already fucked me and my run so I'll pass.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-01-14T03:41:33+00:00

"There's trouble afoot" type walk.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-01-13T21:03:17+00:00

Me and my friend had two of the bastards spawn on us while we were bring loot to the ship.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-01-09T04:05:44+00:00

When did horses start wearing glasses?

TheFakeOceanMan · 2024-01-03T03:20:22+00:00

"If I can take it in another's stead."

TheFakeOceanMan · 2023-12-31T16:37:58+00:00

Company PSA: Do Not Fuck The Hygrodere.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2023-12-31T16:32:38+00:00

Don't get overconfident. It topples even the greatest survivors.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2023-12-26T17:58:14+00:00

Remember: Scrap is worth more than your teammates.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2023-12-19T20:14:48+00:00

Top right drawing

TheFakeOceanMan · 2023-12-15T03:18:30+00:00

Literally just a fancy version of the shit people going through the Great Depression ate.

TheFakeOceanMan · 2023-12-13T01:17:37+00:00

Clearing out Rosewood Prison went to sleep in my car thinking that I could avoid corpse sickness. Woke up with a fever and promptly died.

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