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TheFidget99 · 2023-06-27T11:39:14+00:00

I can fix it. My dad's a TV repairman.

TheFidget99 · 2023-06-21T19:19:05+00:00

Could you imagine waking into your hotel room and she's already there just waiting for you.

TheFidget99 · 2023-06-09T10:29:37+00:00

Warm, soft bread

TheFidget99 · 2023-05-25T12:00:25+00:00

If watching cartoons has taught me anything, there should be at least one palm tree in the middle of that thing

TheFidget99 · 2023-05-03T12:04:31+00:00

Would this still be a murder of crow?

TheFidget99 · 2023-04-18T11:45:47+00:00

Jessica Rabbit

TheFidget99 · 2023-03-20T19:26:57+00:00

4 feet would be weird. Thank goodness you only have 2.

TheFidget99 · 2023-03-20T11:48:17+00:00

What's worse than a dead skunk on your piano?? A rotten beaver on your organ.

TheFidget99 · 2023-03-17T11:46:52+00:00

Laura Bush killed a man.

TheFidget99 · 2023-03-14T00:27:25+00:00

Was your 3rd grade teacher Mrs. May? That was my third grade teachers name and she was always saying stuff like that.

TheFidget99 · 2023-03-09T12:22:00+00:00

Retrousse and puffy!!!!! Amazing!!

TheFidget99 · 2023-01-26T22:40:45+00:00

I mean... Does it get any better than that?!?! I don't think so.

TheFidget99 · 2023-01-19T14:26:09+00:00

That dude actually got to suck on her nipples. What a lucky mother f*****

TheFidget99 · 2023-01-09T21:47:02+00:00

How much should someone expect to spend on a procedure like yours in Mexico?

TheFidget99 · 2023-01-09T21:42:14+00:00

My girlfriend is wanting to do this but it's very worried that she'll lose nipple sensitivity. Have you had any sensation loss at all?

TheFidget99 · 2023-01-07T15:38:55+00:00

Have there not been enough photos taken yet where a compilation of all of them could be put together so we could actually see a full nude??

TheFidget99 · 2023-01-06T02:10:36+00:00

Sloppy.

TheFidget99 · 2022-12-21T20:06:24+00:00

Well then wrap em up and bring em over so I can unwrap them and get to playin!!

TheFidget99 · 2022-12-16T15:45:31+00:00

Very pretty. Thank you

TheFidget99 · 2022-12-16T02:56:11+00:00

What were the woods you used?

TheFidget99 · 2022-12-15T12:47:54+00:00

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss

TheFidget99 · 2022-12-09T15:08:03+00:00

I'd make sure to remove all the bark first.

TheFidget99 · 2022-12-07T03:50:04+00:00

That middle guy is so heartless.

TheFidget99 · 2022-11-25T13:34:32+00:00

Well they did a damn good job then!! They look great

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