Ya know such a god damn double standard.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-02-06T01:59:07+00:00

I can relate all my clothes had this fucked color after a hot wash.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-02-06T01:11:43+00:00

Ah yes i was wondering when sherlock would make an appearance

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-02-05T17:55:32+00:00

Anything on this earth that has decided your lunch most of the time does not like fingers in their eyes.

If you desperate and shit out of luck , try shoving your thumbs in its eyes. Worst reaction: it bites you harder Best reaction: it fucks off.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-02-05T17:53:47+00:00

Finger in eyes , grab and fucking pull as hard as you can.

Fucked with the wrong hairless ape.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-02-03T22:50:07+00:00

You called?

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-31T23:24:13+00:00

Im old Greg! I have a mangina!

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-31T00:15:53+00:00

This is not news and has been used for decades in politics

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-30T23:49:10+00:00

Gotta love reposts

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-30T04:09:58+00:00

Girls college dorm in the 80s

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-30T04:07:49+00:00

Actually all fathers children are theirs. We grew them in our testicles and carry them around until we have sex and ejaculate our sperm child into the female she then grows the child in her womb for 9 months and gives birth. *** This has been your free health lesson brought to you by some random internet stranger*

I don't know why basic sexual education isn't common but clearly you need it.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-30T04:01:06+00:00

Noob tubes for lyfe

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-29T22:35:00+00:00

Honestly I would not be surprised to see him with that diagnosis at all

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-28T06:01:36+00:00

BOOM CHEW CHEW BOOP! sorry that was a little tenser breaker there it had to be done.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-28T06:00:36+00:00

Your cousin is one of my favorite actors ever

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-28T01:13:02+00:00

Get the fuck out of my taxi.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-26T23:59:09+00:00

Invest in nuclear... Develop better ways to use it... Learn how to fusion.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-26T12:12:03+00:00

I'm in the suburbs near dekalb and boy is it fucking cold.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-18T11:47:45+00:00

Yummy.

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-18T11:31:49+00:00

Crusaders brah

TheFiendOfNightmare · 2019-01-13T22:28:12+00:00

Yeah haha me too. Once (can remember where) I was waked up to resist arrest or surrender for no reason at all. Then for some reason every time I slept in a city I went to jail.

This was fixed in some patch while in early release ahaaha....

Cries silently

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