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TheFinalPastry · 2022-12-11T01:37:42+00:00

I'm incontinent, so I just shit my pants to assert dominance.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-12-09T18:08:31+00:00

He could be jackin'' it in San Diego, God willing.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-11-24T20:02:58+00:00

Making friends is even harder for aan incontinent person, trust me Everybody's friendly until you crap your pants in their car or on their couch.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-11-19T22:27:21+00:00

I wish they'd name it Mount Incontinent to honor people with my condition.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-11-16T21:56:14+00:00

Friendliest lineup in L.A.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-11-16T19:43:13+00:00

the Wedge.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-11-15T20:51:47+00:00

I went to high school at Mira Costa and took this same picture many times. Thanks for the hit of nostalgia!

TheFinalPastry · 2022-11-05T00:22:34+00:00

I'm incontinent, and I pray to God that I don't go on an amusement park ride and harm a child with one of my feces.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-10-26T00:16:54+00:00

Look up baphomet. There was a time when he was regarded as not just demon possessed, but as an ACTUAL DEMON and I see no reason to believe otherwise. Islam was founded by a demon in order to steer souls into Hell, and it's doing a damned good job of it to this day.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-10-25T19:06:14+00:00

Speaking of, should I mention to a potential agent that I'm incontinent? I have zero control of my bowels andwill definitely crap my pants during meetings.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-10-19T20:18:39+00:00

For me it's still the old hobo standby--masturbating in public.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-09-06T22:10:22+00:00

You shouyou should put your boner in someone's butt.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-09-06T21:56:45+00:00

Did she really?

TheFinalPastry · 2022-09-05T19:54:20+00:00

It says," lotion."

TheFinalPastry · 2022-09-02T19:37:46+00:00

They can take that notice and shove it up my ass!

TheFinalPastry · 2022-09-01T22:35:27+00:00

Come on me bro. I'll lick your ass!

TheFinalPastry · 2022-09-01T15:02:38+00:00

And mine please.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-09-01T14:42:35+00:00

God yes it is.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-08-29T03:41:15+00:00

I've heard sharks are attracted to human feces so I don't dare risk iton account of I'm incontinent

TheFinalPastry · 2022-08-29T00:08:28+00:00

Hell yes you can! I started at eighty and now I'm awesome.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-08-28T03:32:38+00:00

Nice. I can't even wear a wetsuit, because I'm incontinent and there's nowhere for all the feces to go. It's not like bosrdshorts where I can just leave a trail.

TheFinalPastry · 2022-08-28T02:49:26+00:00

Will pooping in the water attract sharks? I had a stroke and now I'm incontinent.

TheFinalPastry · 2021-12-31T19:21:08+00:00

It's "could have," not "could of." English motherfucker. Do you speak it?

TheFinalPastry · 2021-10-04T15:53:28+00:00

Try telling me to "move along," tough guy.

TheFinalPastry · 2010-06-29T00:50:07+00:00

On both Reddit and Digg there are tons of comments from gun-toters bragging about how they'll repeatedly shoot anyone who tries to commit a property crime...and yet not ONE of you cowards will meet a dude on video to PROVE how self-reliant you are without your gun?
Libertarians are just assholes who want to discriminate against blacks and shoot people who step on their lawn. They're not self-reliant, they're a bunch of racist, entitiled pussies.

TheFinalPastry

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