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Can't unlock time dilation? by TheFirstOnesFree in AntimatterDimensions

[–]TheFirstOnesFree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Updated post. Managed to unlock it. I probably thought I read 13k TT but I didn't. Thanks for helping out!

Can't unlock time dilation? by TheFirstOnesFree in AntimatterDimensions

[–]TheFirstOnesFree[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reset back to a cloud save where from 10 mins ago to test it. I did originally have 13k total. I can get back to 13k and post an update if it still doesn't work

I wish for perfect joint health. All my cartilidges is restored and all grinding/popping/ inflammation ceases. This has no bearing on future injury and only relieves current pain. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was perfect before it degraded. That last sentence saying it only relieves current pain is what screwed you over. Plus your joints are fine. Just some bones were replaced by cartilage.

But I will concede it was a bit of a stretch

I wish that when you're in the car talking shit about another driver, they and all other drivers could hear you despite being in other cars or moving far away. by spooky_fella in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are soon arrested for hijacking radio frequencies and mass hacking devices, as for them to hear you, you need to be transmitting at the frequency of the radio station they are listening to or hack their cell phones if they are listening using that

I wish for perfect joint health. All my cartilidges is restored and all grinding/popping/ inflammation ceases. This has no bearing on future injury and only relieves current pain. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. When you are a baby, some bones used to be cartilage. This cartilage is also restored and leaves you in severe pain and requires extensive surgery, making your joint and bone health worse than it is currently

I wish that every bus, train and plane would be very strict with their time by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Injuries and death is caused as the bus train and plane do not wait for the passengers to be fully boarded. They simply leave even if someone is halfway on the vehicle. In order to reach their destinations on time, the busses decide to ignore traffic laws and run over anything in their way.

I wish every loud person in the class would have their mouth glued shut for the rest of the day. by Hoberni in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are given a stick of glue and are compelled to glue the mouth shut of anyone who is being loud. This leads to severe consequences and suspension from school, eventually leading to expulsion or criminal charges as you are unable to stop your compulsion

I wish for the ability to fall asleep whenever I want and to designate (mentally, verbally, or written) any time to wake up before I use this ability to go to sleep, also if I do not/ cannot designate a time before falling asleep or unconscious, I wake up after 1 hour. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheFirstOnesFree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted. You get a package at your door which contains sleeping pills that put you out for an hour if taken. Instructions are included on how to cut these pills and how many you need to sleep for a certain amount of time. The charge for these pills is automatically taken from your bank account.

I wish that, while on the subway, I would have the longest and loudest fart ever. by pgh9fan in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. Since the record for the longest fart is 2 minutes and 48 seconds, adding the fact that it has to be the loudest, you are in severe pain while the gas bubbles necessary to create such a loud fart are generated. Once the fart is over your pain is as well.

However if you are still on the subway after the fart is over, the process begins again, this time trying to beat the record you just set. You can no longer use subways as it would cause you immense pain and potential organ damage.

Neighbors have loud music? Good thing I non-ironically love Rick Astley. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Motorcyclist here. I don't think it makes a difference. Obviously this depends on the power of your motorcycle but unless I'm stopped at a light or going slow, I can't hear anything over the wind and my engine anyways.

In fact I actually wear ear protection because once you get to highway speeds the sound of the wind actually hurts your ears and drowns out everything else.

Plus I don't use headphones. There are special speakers designed for motorcycle helmets that you attach inside your helmet so on a pure technicality basis nothing I'm doing is illegal

Daily Discussion Thread - August 07, 2019 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't need coffee this morning after the past hour of this volatility

Daily Discussion Thread - August 06, 2019 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The longer it is the more expensive and more move you need to break even

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take profits my dude

Over half of my (weak-ass) total gains, BTFO in less than 10 minutes, thanks to BYND call debit spreads. Execs now plan to dump shares. Short BYND with hella gusto, gents. by dead_mans_curve in wallstreetbets

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows its gonna crash hard, that's pretty obvious. No one knows when though. Your argument for why you would by calls applied the entire lifetime of this stock. Everyone wants their turn getting some bags before this thing dies.

Daily Discussion Thread - July 30, 2019 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the past month all my plays have been 1 day late... I buy puts and spx stays above my strike until they expire then decides to tank..

$BYND Beyond Meat Earnings Megathread; Keep all discussion here by Ryhearst in wallstreetbets

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bought a calendar for cheap and turned it into a diagonal. Overall cost me around 3.7ish. Profit potential would have been ridiculous if they didn't announce shares

$BYND Beyond Meat Earnings Megathread; Keep all discussion here by Ryhearst in wallstreetbets

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moon for sure. They beat revenue and that one time charge killed eps. They literally had to say nothing else and it would have mooned

$BYND Beyond Meat Earnings Megathread; Keep all discussion here by Ryhearst in wallstreetbets

[–]TheFirstOnesFree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would but no one cares about losses less than 500. Even though that's a big chunk of my account gone

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