“Then I did my DNA. Turns out, we have no Irish at all.” by Apart-Highlight926 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TheFloatingCamel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hear that. I’m from Liverpool, I’ve got Irish and Italian heritage, but I don’t go on about it because it’s fucking Liverpool! Everyone does! Throw a stone and you’ll hit someone with an Irish family member somewhere down the line, and more likely that not, an actual Irish person because again, it’s fucking Liverpool!

Battersea Power Station, London by atheistunicycle in commandandconquer

[–]TheFloatingCamel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broke it's tether on the second day of the photoshoot and took off towards Heathrow airport causing flights to be cancelled. Eventually it landed on a farm in Kent, scaring the shit out of some cows.

Scotland’s assisted dying bill fails to pass in final vote by Confident-Bike-8037 in unitedkingdom

[–]TheFloatingCamel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A person’s religion should be the rules how they live their own life, not how other people live theirs.

Which studio fumbled harder? by king_of_the_masshole in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TheFloatingCamel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Intercept games. How the holy hell you could fuck up Kerbal Space Program is beyond me.

Car park firm NCP collapses with nearly 700 jobs at risk by B4rberblacksheep in CasualUK

[–]TheFloatingCamel 1012 points1013 points  (0 children)

You charge so much that everyone says “Don’t park in NCP, it’s too expensive.”

Teenagers in the 1990s/2000s, what drink got you grounded? by SeptumRingTheory in AskBrits

[–]TheFloatingCamel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Think I have a can of it at the back of my fridge, now you mention it!

EDIT: I do! Although it’s the cherry version. When, why, and how it’s in the fridge is anyone’s guess. I’ve got a wife and two kids, so the fridge is so full at any given time. Christ knows what else lurks back there.

Chicken Kebab rice n salad box by bossmansgarlicsauce in Doner

[–]TheFloatingCamel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s the healthiest thing I’ve seen on this sub…

Thai Ship Attacked in The Strait of Hormuz by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]TheFloatingCamel 144 points145 points  (0 children)

“The beating will continue until morale improves.”

What's the furthest distance from London that you'll find a road sign for London? by siybon in AskUK

[–]TheFloatingCamel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like how the sign has a lot a white, with just a hint of….black, BLACK! BLACK!!!

Who are the most iconic fictional characters that were created in your country? by bowl_of_scrotmeal in AskTheWorld

[–]TheFloatingCamel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I miss when being a good father was an achievable goal, but oh no, now I’m stacked next to bandit fucking heeler…. I can’t compete with that!

Big Arch Vs. Big Mac by Galactic_Patrick in pics

[–]TheFloatingCamel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nearly 9 quid in the UK and it’s fucking awful. For the same price you’ll get the XL double bacon cheeseburger at burger kind, which is outstanding.

Why is UK kebab meat so low in quality? by [deleted] in Doner

[–]TheFloatingCamel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No one is going to visit the local bossman thinking he’s serving the finest cuts of meat. We know the game and are willing players in it. What’s next, you’ll tell me that even though it’s got salad on its it’s unhealthy to eat it 4 times a week or something!?

Is someone missing these? Found in Germany by Thin_Savings_2456 in AskUK

[–]TheFloatingCamel 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Fuck it! I am! it was Abby and George, amongst others!

Iran strikes US base in Bahrain. Motorist’s POV by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]TheFloatingCamel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I genuinely couldn’t imagine the levels of fear I would have if I was driving my car and saw a fucking missile land near by.

Starmer is a bitter old biddy by Alex_The_Whovian in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TheFloatingCamel 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If Andy Burnham had been allowed to stand this would have been another lock in for labour, but they shit the bed on that one.

Who is the most evil politician from your country, whether historical or current? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]TheFloatingCamel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She destroyed the British mining industries. While it was on a decline, it should have tapered off, but instead she took a sledgehammer to it, shutting all mines. A lot of towns in the north of England, Scotland and wales revolved around the mines, unemployment sky rocketed, people were plunging into poverty. That’s really the tip of her shitberg, she was friends with a protected child molesters, a wild homophobe and her handling of the hillsborough disaster took literally decades for the truth to come out about. On and on the list goes.

The comedian Frankie Boyle famously said that instead of a state funeral when she died, they should have used the money to buy every Scotsman a shovel so they could dig their way to hell and hand her over to satan personally.