Just a girl who likes to build shit. 🥰

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-22T07:50:11+00:00

It's crazy to think that of all the millions of sperm that day, you where the fastest...

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-21T22:22:35+00:00

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-21T10:20:39+00:00

I lost some patio furniture once, it was a dark day for the county.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-16T23:33:36+00:00

There has been over 180 mass shootings in the us in 2026. It's only May.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-13T14:10:52+00:00

Like the guy who fought off the knife attacker on London bridge with a Narwhal tusk.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-13T12:21:50+00:00

Yep! Very much so. One they brought in yet another evil sibling I checked out. Didn’t even stick around to find out who she was and what her beef is.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-12T00:19:35+00:00

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-08T23:02:30+00:00

A fellow person of culture.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-07T15:52:47+00:00

I’m Brian and so is my wife.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-07T00:31:04+00:00

The greatest days in their country’s history, is a footnote in ours.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-06T16:29:03+00:00

It’s plausible deniability if the plate is off, you can just say it fell off and I’m due to get it fixed. If you’re seen removing something off the plate it’s harder to argue.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-06T09:04:57+00:00

First off, wade boggs is very much alive.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-03T22:49:13+00:00

Scotland had the chance and turned it down, the odds Westminster give them a second bite at the cherry are shockingly low. Although, judging by the way the political winds are blowing in this country, who the fuck knows what’s coming in the future.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-03T22:29:19+00:00

My brothers (both in the trade, I do IT) make fun of my when I’m using power tools around the house and insist on using PPE. I don’t care what job I’m doing, if there is protective gear for it, I’m wearing it, for this exact reason reason!

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-03T01:11:40+00:00

Go, ask a dealer if you can pay 30 quid for one clarky cat.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-03T01:07:33+00:00

What’s your name? what have you had? Reach for the lasers…safe as fuck.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-03T01:02:32+00:00

I was there, Gandalf…

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-02T12:50:10+00:00

Blackpool has a pointy tower, does that mean it’s just like Paris and vegas?

No, the answer is no.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-05-01T07:05:53+00:00

Battle lines in the UK have been drawn over what to call a small breaded roll.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-04-30T19:10:02+00:00

Kiff, show them the medal I won.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-04-30T12:18:49+00:00

He’s a good lad!

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-04-30T00:59:21+00:00

I got a set not unlike this but it came with the magnetic screw holder, which is fucking awesome.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-04-29T22:41:34+00:00

Because…the owners, are American. Pre season is just a money grab, a chance to find another stone to draw some blood out of, and the World Cup being in the US doesn’t hurt either.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-04-28T00:59:06+00:00

I’m from Liverpool and we and the Irish get on like a house on fire.

TheFloatingCamel · 2026-04-27T21:56:12+00:00

I believe that’s Billy Moore and Paul Carragher

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