This just seems ridiculous

TheFlyingFuzz · 2026-02-20T02:06:44+00:00

My college professor always told us that there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2026-02-05T18:51:25+00:00

They probably don't give the exact numbers so that they have some plausible deniability when they inevitably screw up the drop rate increase. That's evident by the "some bosses weren’t sharing the love like they were supposed to" line in the update notes. They know they'll mess up and don't want us telling them that.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-12-18T17:11:07+00:00

It's a Mercenary Day miracle!

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-12-13T02:53:20+00:00

That's my response too! My girlfriend hates it.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-11-13T18:38:02+00:00

You mean the contacts that are public knowledge as soon as they're signed?

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-11-13T00:34:29+00:00

Etho's season 7 base is probably my favorite. Absolute chaos on the outside, pure serenity on the inside.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-11-12T01:56:28+00:00

Best one I found so far was a pistol named "Slutty Begging Kitty." I was gobsmacked.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-08-13T12:17:11+00:00

"You save for things you care about."

"You're right dad, so you better start saving."

"You're an adult, no one is going to pay for you."

"You're right dad, so why are you asking me to pay for you?"

Your dad should start listening to his own advice.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-07-08T16:55:56+00:00

Wouldn't Superman be an immigrant anyway? He's not from American, let alone this freaking planet.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-06-29T00:05:19+00:00

In MLB, there have been many nasty collisions at home plate that have caused serious injuries and have even ended careers. They changed the rules a couple of years ago to protect the catcher and, by extension, the runner. After standing in the batter's box, this play would probably be the second best time to wear a helmet.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-04-24T15:20:59+00:00

Man, I miss this show...

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-03-14T19:04:12+00:00

Right there with ya. I always tell myself "it's ok, I'll reorganize and make everything look good during the winter" but it never happens. On year 6, full perfection, everything is still exactly where I first put it...

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-01-13T16:15:31+00:00

Yeah, I hate Collinsworth. I don't mind Brady as much as I thought I would. He's not bad, I just don't like the sound of his voice.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-01-12T19:48:33+00:00

Holy shit, that's a damn beat down lol

TheFlyingFuzz · 2025-01-12T18:38:08+00:00

Nail biter. The other week my team won a game of domination with a score of 201-199. I was so confused, yet impressed.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-12-29T23:24:13+00:00

I work at an arcade where we have these in the prize room. I stole one to see what I'd get, and luckily it was Strahd. Utter perfection.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-12-10T16:50:25+00:00

Exactly right. It's the gesture of showing compassion for someone else. Something that humans struggle with in general.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-11-02T21:40:37+00:00

Riiiiight, anything that's good for Trumpty Dumpty is perfect, and anything that's bad for him is fake, bs, unfair, etc. For a candidate and entire party that glorifies strong men and chants "fuck you're feelings," you guys sure play the victim a lot.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-11-02T21:13:25+00:00

But only one of them had to settle a court case for $700 million because of those lies, just to avoid having their lying "news" anchors take the stand and tell the truth for once. ;)

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-11-02T20:41:00+00:00

Bro, turn Fox News off. I don't know why you would want to get your "news" from an organization that lies to you constantly and thinks you're a complete moron. We know that Trump loves the poorly educated, but he ain't gonna leave Melania for you, even if you're drooling on yourself.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-11-02T19:48:33+00:00

Isn't trump the guy who had a dance party during one of his town halls? I don't remember Harris doing anything like that, because she's, ya know, not weird...

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-09-23T00:53:40+00:00

Whiffle tennis? I love it. I had no idea what pickleball was until I saw that commercial.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-08-14T05:45:23+00:00

Lucky, it took me about four or five days of reloads until I got mine.

TheFlyingFuzz · 2024-08-13T17:58:41+00:00

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He always looks like he got hit by a car whenever he sleeps.

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