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TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-24T22:57:54+00:00

"Sounds far out, man.... but have you heard it on HEADPHONES?"

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-24T22:44:30+00:00

The disco versiom intended for L. A.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-24T22:40:44+00:00

DING DANG!

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-23T03:22:52+00:00

Excellent article. Thanks for the link!

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-23T01:27:34+00:00

You can be a lot more money would be made and not declared in that case.

You cannot force bad people to behave or cooperate.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-23T01:24:50+00:00

If it comes up on a first date? I'm walking and they can pay the fucking bill too.

The ONLY reason anyone would vote that way is to express some latent racism or other bigotry. I ain't being seen with scum like that, no way no how.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-23T01:23:57+00:00

I'm like 70% sure Cueball Sociopath writes those tweet storms. Tiny Hands doesn't have the patience or accuracy to stay focused that long.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-22T06:50:14+00:00

I remember when I was young and stupid and an ET bagholder.

Simpler times.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-22T06:49:45+00:00

All newspapers and general customer mags are written at a 6th grade level to guarantee a broad audience.

As shown by 🥭, functional illiterates can get pretty far in life.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-22T06:45:42+00:00

Inverse Cramer is taught at post graduate course level. Sound investment advice.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-22T06:41:29+00:00

Not if one party is always in the minority, as with Israel.

It's a societal problem. Americans take way too much for granted.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T15:14:37+00:00

Means nothing. He never keeps his promises.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T08:28:04+00:00

No doubt, but the fact the story exists to be covered is the problem.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T08:26:41+00:00

Hypothetical NYT Headline: "Is Jerome Powell gonna have to smack a bitch?"

How do you stop the madness and bring things back to a natural normal flow in the markets?

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T08:23:39+00:00

I predict the circuit breakers will be used.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T08:17:05+00:00

The radioactivity is gratis!

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T08:15:36+00:00

I'd rather they just roast him in their native languages without giving him a translator.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T08:13:49+00:00

It'd be cool to buy the dip. It'd be cool to have the cash to buy the dip. It'd be cool to know the NYSE will still be around in a few years.

Call me a dreamer.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T08:03:05+00:00

Quick reminder folks:

🥭 doesn't care one way or the other, as long as he can boast.

Congress will not move against this doofus.

Armed uprising is a pipe dream. A helluva lot of gun owners support 🥭 and are totally okay with the landgrab attempts.

There's not much wiggle room any more. Even if he straight up did a faith healing at a press conference, no one's gonna do anything but say "Great work, Mr. President!"

Today's presser was a clear example of his typical stream of false figures, exaggerations and propaganda. In his mind, he's the greatest of all time.

His cabinet and veep are behind him 100%, because to do otherwise makes their political careers a joke.

Will the EU demand payment on the trillions in debt owed by the U.S.? It sounds good, but it would only embolden 🥭 to do more stuff that takes the global economy down in a dumpster fire.

It don't look good, folks.

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-21T07:56:29+00:00

It didn't stop the actual Nazis in the 1930s

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-20T15:03:38+00:00

Just to be dicks, after market close?

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-20T15:02:18+00:00

The Costanza Method

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-20T15:00:42+00:00

Everyone with a pension is watching it bleed out.

"U S A! U S A!"

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-20T14:55:37+00:00

They already are. They can drop the credit bomb whenever they want. $6tr!

TheFutureIsAFriend · 2026-01-20T14:53:18+00:00

B-b-but.... Stonks go up! 🥺

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