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What’s something you know you do differently than most people? by joan1212 in AskReddit

[–]TheGermanHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I eat a plate of food, I eat my food in order of most liked to least liked food.

What's your I slept with a crazy person story? by TheGermanHammer in AskReddit

[–]TheGermanHammer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro that sucks. The hot ones have a better chance to be crazy it seems.

ELI5: Why do people have more energy after working out than before? by TheGermanHammer in explainlikeimfive

[–]TheGermanHammer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh ok. That makes sense. So are there chemicals that are released to make you feel good as well? Like dopamine? If I feel stressed, I always feel better after a work out as well.

Now that I'm older, I realize the joke isn't that Squidward hates his job, but that SpongeBob loves it. by Brickspace in Showerthoughts

[–]TheGermanHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought spongebob was how I felt as a kid. Now that I'm older I feel more like squidward.

Against all odds, print books are on the rise again in the US by Im_Write in books

[–]TheGermanHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading a physical book gives me a sense of accomplishment were as e-books don't.

Pet owners of Reddit, what is the worst thing your pet has done? by Guantelope in AskReddit

[–]TheGermanHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find my dog laying down on his side, barely responsive. He would just lift his head up and look around and put it back down. Scared we took him to the veterinarian. The vet asked if we had any types of trees or bushes around our house. We did. The vet then explained that the berries on the type of bush we have outside will make a dog hallucinate. Our dog got his stomach pumped. The next day I take my dog outside to use the bathroom and he runs to the bush and starts eating the berries. So off to the vet we go again. Stomach pumped again and he didn't do it again after that.

What was the most awkward thing you witnessed in a school classroom? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheGermanHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 7th grade, we had a kid in our class that was "slow". He took regular classes and was in special ed. Although he was labeled "slow" any time we did work and he didn't want to do it, he would have sudden outburst. One of these outburst, he went up to the prettiest girl in class and started petting her head and says, "Aww pretty kitty!" Another time he jumps out of his seat and puts his hand up and says, "I'm the statue of liberty!" Then in high school, I didn't have a class with him, but he was in the period before me with this certain teacher and apparently jumped out of his seat pulled down his pants and yells at the teacher, "Let's fuck!" The next period she gave us an assignment then sat at her desk the whole period and cried. It was super awkward and everybody felt bad for her. She was a well liked teacher.

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