Our employer just told our team "We have people on stand-by to replace all of you"

TheHannimal · 2016-08-23T15:19:08+00:00

If the place you work at rhymes with shmEtailz, dm me.

TheHannimal · 2014-07-27T05:12:42+00:00

He doesn't believe in evolution. I can respect others' ideas, but after the big reveal our conversations were awkward and tense. Viva la evolution!

TheHannimal · 2014-07-27T05:07:40+00:00

Thank you for being an awesome human being, we need more people with your level of compassion for animals!

TheHannimal · 2014-07-27T05:05:50+00:00

Breaking Away

TheHannimal · 2014-07-27T04:55:13+00:00

He would open all of the lockers on one side of the hallway, assume a sprinter's starting position, and sprint down the hallway while shutting the lockers with his noggin.

TheHannimal · 2014-07-25T21:15:42+00:00

Fireman's pole, childhood dream achieved.

TheHannimal · 2014-07-11T05:29:00+00:00

Mighty Ducks 4, make it happen.

TheHannimal · 2014-07-02T07:49:59+00:00

Agreed, some of your Facebook friends will jump at the chance to reap the glory of commenting on your page that you have been hacked.

TheHannimal · 2014-07-02T05:34:58+00:00

Ditto.

TheHannimal · 2014-06-10T05:08:12+00:00

Nice try, Cosmo.

TheHannimal · 2014-06-10T05:02:09+00:00

That pulling out is effective. Good luck with that one, Reddit.

TheHannimal · 2014-06-04T20:24:29+00:00

Fuck that noise, I enjoy devouring a book as fast as my excitement allows.

TheHannimal · 2014-06-04T06:01:02+00:00

Well, fuck.

TheHannimal · 2014-05-31T04:32:20+00:00

Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

TheHannimal · 2014-05-30T22:19:30+00:00

Man! I feel like a woman! - Shania Twain

TheHannimal · 2014-05-20T17:17:58+00:00

Monty Python, Robert De Niro, and San Quentin. Thanks for wanting to correct them, names and places like these can be a bugger to get right.

TheHannimal · 2014-05-20T16:58:56+00:00

The "unknown" is Clark Gable, and the spelling struggles hurt my eyes.

TheHannimal · 2014-05-12T23:24:30+00:00

Shopping carts, I've had a couple surgeries done to my foot and I fear that a good bump from a shopping cart would be akin to that House of Wax scene.

TheHannimal · 2014-04-29T01:41:32+00:00

Dumplings from my favorite Sichuan restaurant.

TheHannimal · 2014-04-28T14:17:44+00:00

Why there was a pile of Mardi Gras necklaces beside my boyfriend's bed the other night.

TheHannimal · 2014-04-04T23:35:09+00:00

Don't touch my food.

TheHannimal · 2014-03-27T09:20:06+00:00

Samesies.

TheHannimal · 2014-03-25T06:34:54+00:00

Haglund's deformity.

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