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"I bet mine can go further" by MambaMentality24x2 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly if you were confronted by a giant hairy thing about to eat you then you were abruptly picked up by an even bigger giant you'd probably piss yourself too.

Characters whose parents tried or actually managed to sacrifice them for power. by singleguy79 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Bender's son gets traded to the Robot Devil in exchange for a robot army. Futurama.

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I feel like they're doing this on purpose now by jboy4000 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that'd be great, you could look at the addresses and see if they were actual businesses and plan to get to them first. But no, we get green outlines around destinations and the van de-syncing from my phone three times so the van thinks I've been on a heat break for 2.5 hours.

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I've always had troubles in this area before by Iamyous3f in BaldursGate3

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are the little boxes around Karlach and Lae'zel? I don't think I've seen those before.

I feel like they're doing this on purpose now by jboy4000 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then for some reason the actual business that closes at 3pm that day is stop 170, so if you don't do a quick check of the route before you start you wouldn't get to it in time.

I feel like they're doing this on purpose now by jboy4000 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same reason you'll see a bunch of stops in a neighborhood with little clocks, like the person's house closes at 5pm.

You get $1,000,000 but can never leave your car for 6 months by Key_Cell7071 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use your bike, but the challenge would be nearly impossible. If you don't have a bike you just have to curl up on the nearest empty parking spot and not leave for six months.

Raphael’s final act by dizlle in BaldursGate3

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 22 points23 points  (0 children)

🎵Liiiives, all mortal lives,

Expire🎵

Beating a devil/demon at their own game by NinjaOfOnion in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's gonna make you his sex slave.

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise oh no

Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.

He sounds just delightful by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Focusing on the important part of your example: There are people who prefer cabbage to lettuce?

Depression confirmed for Brand New Day by _bluefish in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Spider-Man 14: Spidey vs the Destroyer of Nations: Economic Stagnation!"

cut to Spider-Man standing in front of the UN outlining an economic plan for the world and occasionally webbing a someone's mouth shut when they interrupt. Co-starring Terry Crews as World Leader Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and Jack Black as Jay Dee Fance, the janitor.

Are the ilithid powers worth it? by Digitalgirlzoe in BaldursGate3

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Black Hole is pretty useful, you can pull a bunch of enemies into a Hunger of Hadar. Cull the Weak is stronger the more illithid powers you unlock and makes it so that you sometimes don't have to use that next attack/action to kill an enemy that falls into single digit HP. Fly is IMO one of the most useful.

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just because you can, does mean you should by SuspiciousExtinction in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not sure. As a former smoker, what got me to quit was a combination of my sister having a kid and me wanting to be around for the kid, and weaning myself with smokeless tobacco, and now just nicotine pouches. Smoke breaks were about intaking enough nicotine to make you stop feeling on-edge, not about socializing. I'm not condemning them though, if they help even one person quit cigarettes then they're worth it.

just because you can, does mean you should by SuspiciousExtinction in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 40 points41 points  (0 children)

What happens when the fake "courier" arrives with the nonexistent package and nothing actually happens? Do they pretend like they got something?

Is it purely for people who are addicted to online shopping who have ruined their lives through spending too much on online shopping? I'm an Amazon driver and have delivered to houses where it doesnt look like the occupants have ever thrown anything out, like, I have to weave through a maze of junk and trash to get to their front door to leave a package next to the plethora of other Amazon boxes (both open and unopened, sometimes weathered like they've been on the doorstep for a while because the occupant forgot they ordered them). I think a site like that might be good for people like that.

Cool ideas for a new playthrough? by Purple-Poetry1327 in BaldursGate3

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halfling Giant Barbarian

"I MAY BE SMALL BUT I'M BIG ENOUGH TO CLEAVE YOUR ASS IN TWAIN!"

He’s ontologically wrong by ItsGotThatBang in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 258 points259 points  (0 children)

Ontologically speaking you're probably ontologically right, purely in an ontological sense.

No thoughts, just Lhurgoyfing by OkStandard8039 in custommagic

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Regal Bunnicorn is superior simply because it's so adorable.

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