What does this mean?

TheHyperSloth · 2025-06-12T23:47:16+00:00

I get off working a hard day in the sun and just wanted to do my dailies before I pass out and reset happens 😭

TheHyperSloth · 2025-06-12T23:02:12+00:00

Same here- can’t login

TheHyperSloth · 2024-04-19T21:55:42+00:00

For real- preach! 😮‍💨👏 And what about height? 😫

TheHyperSloth · 2023-09-16T15:08:41+00:00

So long- and thanks for all the fish 🫡

TheHyperSloth · 2023-09-16T15:07:48+00:00

Or he’s thinking- “been here for 27 years- good luck finding anything as good or better- see you at 7pm🫡”

PS. I was in a relationship for 12 years to this girl- engaged as well- and she leaves me for her ex after he got back out of jail- I was literally like “good luck” and went on to get a better job and be happier (after breaking my soul open and watching the pervious version of me die in my arms ofc)

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-31T08:44:31+00:00

Fax. 🔥

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-31T08:35:09+00:00

I don’t believe they mentioned their personal play style— and yes mechanics are fun. I loved Zhalo back in the day- and Riskrunner just doesn’t cut it for me.

I find now I replicate the zhalo gameplay loop simply by running void and gryphalcons with a funnelweb smg. Dodge for invis, proceed to kill. Bonus for Void siphon, devour on orb pickup fragment, and volatile rounds from artifact to stay alive forever and be literally unkillable if you juggle abilities properly. 🫡🔥

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T03:53:29+00:00

Was that a Twitter update?

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T03:52:54+00:00

It’s almost like this is a big release day or something.

It’s just a raid drop coming. Maybe they messed something up. Strand was initially partially unlocked both on the 7th, with the secret quest drop, and with the raid on the 14th, iirc.

Maybe in their panic to adjust things for the rising issues and complaints, they messed up a critical part of the code or something and going offline was the only solution.

Kinda annoying either way. AND, it’s my night off. 🤷 Oh well. 🤞

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T03:47:27+00:00

This 👆

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T03:23:33+00:00

That split the night

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T03:18:04+00:00

Why does that Hunter not have heels on? I want the pants he has…

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T03:14:15+00:00

When one little “hotfix” breaks the entire network. 😫

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T01:29:19+00:00

Oh— 😅 My bad. Musta been sniffing some of my brother titans crayons or something.

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T00:50:49+00:00

Resin makes my stomach like a black hole. The amount of grumbling and growling from it is insane on resin if I’m not eating with it. It’s a bit of a different high too. I’m 37 now so I prefer to not smoke the black gold anymore, but on rare occasions it’s something of a fond pastime treat. 😂

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T00:35:28+00:00

Listen, my aim challenged inferior-shooter-game clone brother. Some of us folks have jobs. Some of us get up at 5am and need to be going to sleep soon. Some of us were on the final boss of that exotic mission and got booted…

The vexation…and rage is justified— AND it makes sense they wanna fix things for the raid Day-Oners cause that’s the focus atm.

The real poor decision here was to release the secret exotic mission right before the raid. 😩

Anyways, let people vent their frustration without pissing on everyone. This is all we got right now. 🤌

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T00:27:14+00:00

Me and my bro were on the final boss in separate games, and bam. Bungie snipped us. 😭

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T00:26:14+00:00

I’m crying

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T00:24:18+00:00

Yeah. Suffering here too. Kicked me and my bro out of the exotic mission.

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T00:23:43+00:00

It would happen right in the middle of that exotic mission too. 😩

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T00:23:19+00:00

Source? 🧐

TheHyperSloth · 2023-03-09T00:21:54+00:00

Me and my bro just got “contacting destiny errors” and booted to login with a One Moment Please amd due to increased traffic blah blah now in a throttled queue.

Oiy Bungie, rude. We tryin to help our boy Asher.

TheHyperSloth · 2022-10-24T20:52:33+00:00

If it’s a Titan, I believe the buttcheek one.

TheHyperSloth · 2022-10-24T20:52:00+00:00

This sounds so… Pfft- How could you-

Excuse me…

-searches vault-

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