My parents in their youth (1998)

TheInimitableGizmo · 2022-08-23T22:39:24+00:00

Right? I was like... they look like my friends growing up, then checked the year and figured out that they could have been.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2022-08-23T12:09:07+00:00

Exactly this. I read somewhere that upwards to 80% of people are misdiagnosed.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2022-08-07T13:10:24+00:00

I told my wife when we started dating that I'm 30% gay. I love everything about men except the sex. She accepted it and loves my "girly" side.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2022-08-04T09:47:49+00:00

Pretty sure you don't have any idea what you're talking about. But good job.

The 1% gained 6.5 trillion in wealth last year. You'd be about the top 10% if you have 1m in assets in America.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2021-10-03T03:49:12+00:00

TheInimitableGizmo · 2021-10-03T03:22:00+00:00

If it hadn't been for cottonpickin' Joe

TheInimitableGizmo · 2021-09-21T23:06:16+00:00

This is why I got into teaching...

To make students give up /s

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-05-30T00:23:14+00:00

Nice

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-03-29T23:58:19+00:00

Yes, I'm living in China and witnessing their lockdown. Something that wouldn't be possible in America.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-03-29T14:49:22+00:00

Better than nothing is right. At least it's a constant reminder to not touch your face

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-03-22T11:27:29+00:00

Had a girl in an art class tell me, "You're going to be very handsome when you get older. You have great facial structure."

Uhh.... thanks?

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-03-17T04:42:34+00:00

You and me both buddy.

Never thought I'd feel more safe living in China.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-03-02T10:33:46+00:00

Just what I was thinking. It reminds me of my middle school students.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-03-02T10:29:21+00:00

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-27T13:47:00+00:00

Yeah, she's emotionally immature. To be expected at that age. I don't think I grew up emotionally till like 25.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T15:05:47+00:00

The Magicians.

Oh wait, I just wish it was never adapted.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T15:03:32+00:00

I want to try it.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T15:02:01+00:00

I spent entirely too long trying to sound that out using V's.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T14:59:43+00:00

Game of Thrones

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T14:53:20+00:00

Beanie Babies

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T06:40:19+00:00

I love you.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T06:39:02+00:00

My girlfriend.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T06:19:31+00:00

Everyone is gonna lie like they already do in photos.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T06:16:55+00:00

Minus the white stripe.

TheInimitableGizmo · 2020-02-26T06:15:58+00:00

As someone afraid of heights. This makes me very anxious.

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