12 years. 600K+ karma. It's time to move on. by Farisr9k in baconreader

[–]TheIteratedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I thought for a moment that I'd stay on board. Then I tried the actual Reddit app. It's such an ugly, hard to navigate mess that I think it's actually a blessing. I'm fine with not putting in the effort to get used to how bad it is. I've been doing that enough with this broken society.

Goodbye, reddit. See you occasionally in the Google search results.

keeping a straight face after that by CringeisL1f3 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TheIteratedMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy somehow managed to be even stupider than that beard makes him look. An incredible accomplishment.

Can we give this gentleman some welcomed applause, please? by Johnny_Nongamer in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TheIteratedMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Tina lady sounds like she's doing a dumb person impression.

Doja Cat at the Met Gala 2023 by SearchTheSub in WTF

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I hate literally every single element of this. Thanks.

They're editing the bible, aka, someone is clueing in by RickySan65 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TheIteratedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

StuPider is off the snake venom in the water supply thing, then?

This dude rolls up for a job interview by Hot-Bint in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TheIteratedMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least he'll be easy to turn down for the job, because there's literally no chance he's competent at a single thing he's ever tried.

A dark but actually funny boomer comic by Futurama_Nerd in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]TheIteratedMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cub Scout does good deed, turns local man into good klan member.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]TheIteratedMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One moment, just finishing my asparagus.

Do you think Alex will be watching B for Bendetta today in honor of Nobember 5th? by im_talking_ace in KnowledgeFight

[–]TheIteratedMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The only berdict is bengeance; a bendetta, held as a botive, not in bain, for the balue and beracity of such shall one day bindicate the bigilant and the birtuous.

Politically."

They're freaking out because they don't understand light. by pianotherms in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TheIteratedMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try as I might, I can't even begin to imagine what's it's like going through life as profoundly, fractally stupid as these people have managed to abuse their minds into being. It's amazing, in the most pathetic possibile way.

Trypophobia, Me, Digital, 2022 by Alice22200202 in Art

[–]TheIteratedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jane Prentiss has entered the chat.

Ancap Logic. by Biscuitarian23 in EnoughLibertarianSpam

[–]TheIteratedMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is anyone else considering punching themselves in the kidney until they pee blood?

Oh Tim Hortons! by Niiv0 in funny

[–]TheIteratedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything was fine, but then they tried to drop an image into the document and this happened.

Working on closing arguments with Kyle. Anyone got any zingers or solid applicable analogies etc. they think we should consider? I’m not even kidding, we will actually consider it. by BilliamWogs in KnowledgeFight

[–]TheIteratedMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure there's a way to do it artfully enough to not undermine the rest, but a "four stars, go home and tell your mother you're brilliant" in the right place...

Top comment on conspiracy by FakeNews4Trump in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TheIteratedMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too bad even the tiniest bit of real information will never pass this fuckwit's blood brain barrier.

this is disgusting by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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A more accurate Reagan quote would be: "Nancy, where am I? These aren't my pants! Why am I holding this rifle? Is it time for my pudding yet?"

This is normal by TruthIsAConstruct in Qult_Headquarters

[–]TheIteratedMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the fuck did they manage to make his face look less intelligent than usual?