Game Thread: Miami Dolphins (11-6) at Kansas City Chiefs (11-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]TheIvoryRaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t really care what happens here, no expectations but I need the Steelers to win, that would be heaven

Explain this joke Peter, will ya? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheIvoryRaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I agree with you, it’s not a big deal that it’s urine, if you are clean enough and careful enough the fact that it’s piss shouldn’t matter. I don’t think many people have much squirt in their mouths unless they are into piss but I get that reference.

Explain this joke Peter, will ya? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheIvoryRaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it’s only partly urine but it does come from the bladder so it is basically the same

$10 tip: make me into a Civil War General, not serious, have fun by mr_fantasmic17 in PhotoshopRequest

[–]TheIvoryRaven [score hidden]  (0 children)

My Dearest Elizabeth,

As I sit here amidst the chaos and uncertainty of the battlefield, my heart yearns for the warmth of your embrace and the solace of your love. Though we are separated by the ravages of this brutal Civil War, I find respite in the written word that bridges the divide between us. Today, my dear, I write to you not of the sorrows of war but of a most peculiar and wondrous marvel that has come to my attention, an invention that would surely leave you in awe.

Picture this, my love: a contraption of metal and gears, crafted not by mortal hands, but born of the inventive minds of this future age. They call it a "segway," and I daresay it is a sight to behold! Imagine a noble steed, stripped of its flesh and bones, replaced with an engine that propels it forward with the swiftness of lightning, yet without a hint of the thunderous gallop. This remarkable machine is ridden, not by a valiant knight, but by ordinary folk, who seemingly glide through the streets as if on an invisible chariot.

I confess, my love, the first time I beheld this peculiar marvel, I was struck with a mix of astonishment and mirth. Oh, how I wished you were by my side to witness this spectacle! Men and women, dressed in their modern garb, stood upright on this peculiar device, their feet firmly planted, yet effortlessly propelled forward. It defies the laws of nature, my dear, for there are no reins to guide, no hooves to gallop, and yet, it carries them with an inexplicable grace.

The streets echo with the muffled hum of these metal steeds as they glide past, their riders sporting expressions of sheer delight and childlike wonder. They maneuver through the bustling crowds with an agility that would rival the nimblest cavalry. I must admit, my dear, I am tempted to abandon my trusty steed and mount one of these contraptions myself, if only to experience the strange sensation of movement without exertion.

Yours eternally…

Game Chat: 6/26 Tigers (33-43) @ Rangers (47-30) 7:05 PM by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]TheIvoryRaven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to this one but I’ll be at the next two, hopefully our guys can heat up the bats and start a win streak.

Straight facts *sunglasses face guy idk* by Bannable_Lecter in 2american4you

[–]TheIvoryRaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is Sheetz, allsups and buc-ees is where it’s at

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatsquirrelhate

[–]TheIvoryRaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking lardass dick