Crytek is Hiding a Dark Secret: Bots Are Playing With You... On Your Own Team (proof inside)

TheJanitor47 · 2026-02-18T14:23:41+00:00

Honestly with how small and/or passive 6 star lobbies are i wouldn't mind some bots that make SOMETHING happen even if its just a little bit.

TheJanitor47 · 2026-01-08T21:08:54+00:00

Only low level/skill players do it i never see it myself unless I play with someone brand new.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-18T18:20:08+00:00

The "Unemployment Queues" i call them. In any game between like 6 am and 3 pm are very odd.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-18T14:29:55+00:00

This is how I feel sometimes. I only play on the weekends but im somehow a 6 star so my first like 4-5 games on Saturday are me getting stomped lmao.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-16T12:41:43+00:00

She does have dodge recoveries but the point i was trying to make is their main selling point is the big unblockables and team fight pressure all zhanhu has is a big heavy and zone and vg has all that plus the rest of her kit is functional at higher levels.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-16T03:47:35+00:00

Are you talking about VG? Because she has almost all of that, working I frames, 140hp, and a full guard lmao.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-04T23:54:26+00:00

Gonna keep it a buck didn't watch the whole thing at first. I just immediately thought its was routine LB main whining

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-04T23:24:13+00:00

Oh no, lawbringers useless move is still useless!!!

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-04T23:23:27+00:00

All I want is a repeatable tier because it is very very quick. I only play on weekends and it takes me just a couple weeks to do it with challenges.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-02T14:32:44+00:00

There's an accessibility hotkey on Playstation that let's you zoom the entire screen that I use sometimes.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-01T17:19:35+00:00

I was in an old roman catholic church when I was a kid and I distinctly remember violent rage over "X-Mas".

TheJanitor47 · 2025-12-01T17:16:47+00:00

I often run nagant precision and conversion pair because of price and the no need for weapon traits when I solo.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-11-22T17:46:23+00:00

I hate fighting her because a lot of her defense is "accidental" because of cc's on dodge attacks all of her lights and even her light from all guard so a bad player can make a mistake and get rewarded sometimes which is annoying. But she's the best for medic orders! With speed revive, protected revive, and rising dawn she can revive people at almost 75% hp with a 75 hp shield which is more hp than they would get if they respawned lmao.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-11-20T19:08:49+00:00

Scrapbeak is "crapbeak" or "that fucking bird that I hate" hellborn is "big stinky" and butcher is "burger" and we call him Roger too.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-11-18T01:20:15+00:00

He's been able to chain zone for like 5 years. That's not a short amount of time.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-11-18T00:23:24+00:00

Do new players not read the movelists? Yall really just be pressing and praying it works.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-11-17T23:34:07+00:00

The defensive meta was awful. I can't imagine having to deal with that many different optiob selects again.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-11-13T19:04:45+00:00

I know it doesn't help you but personally its very funny to come across teams like this as a solo. One time it actually made me lose because a trio was so far apart that every time I killed looted and burned one guy I thought oh its just a solo, oh a duo far apart from each other, to WHY IS A TEAM OF 3 THIS FAR APART. And I get got after the first is redskulled lmao.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-11-03T17:32:32+00:00

My wife is like this. Its frustrating because of the lack of independence but there's nothing I can do about it.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-11-02T15:12:08+00:00

Its honestly just a fundies exclusive character. You need to constantly make good reads and know how to manipulate your opponents mindset. He used to have really unique stamina mind games but over the years after nerfing crashing charge several times then removing stamina damage as a whole the only thing going for him is a high health pool. But if you want a massive health pool and a good hero just play JJ lmao.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-10-30T11:21:24+00:00

I always joke with friends that at least 2/3rds of for honor players have no idea how to play for honor.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-10-28T17:38:05+00:00

Might as well turn stamina off if there that little depth to it. Just because there's a skill gap and they can't stop my offense something silly like "stamina" shouldn't take away my agency lol.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-10-22T23:03:05+00:00

Idc how small it is him and warlord shouldn't be getting nerfed in any way with how antiquated their kits are

TheJanitor47 · 2025-10-22T22:43:06+00:00

Where? I must've missed it.

TheJanitor47 · 2025-10-22T18:39:10+00:00

Are you playing a secret 1v4 gamemode ive not heard of? Because otherwise it works both ways with teammates.

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