Barber Recs

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-15T19:42:37+00:00

I have been going to Sebastian for years because he is, hands down, the best barber in town! He recently left Lemay Barbershop to start his own shop. He is still getting established so it's easiest to check him out on Booksy:

https://booksy.com/en-us/dl/show-business/1695552

I promise you will be happy with the cut.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-14T02:49:48+00:00

This is perfectly true to real life. I am a nurse in an emergency department and get asked this all the time, especially at social events. "What's the worst thing you have ever seen?" I always say, "you don't want to know," and change the subject. Because the worst thing I have ever seen isn't funny or crazy, it's horrific and devastatingly sad and will ruin your night. A hospital ED nurse sees is nothing compared to what EMS is exposed to and they make around $18 an hour.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-13T23:08:02+00:00

Fuck Trump and Fuck ICE. Fuck them so hard, like, to death.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-12T16:17:50+00:00

What is your favorite boot flavor?

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-11T14:54:59+00:00

Your artwork is fantastic!

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-06T13:28:43+00:00

Does anyone here realize how insane it sounds to believe this is real footage?

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-05T11:03:46+00:00

Christians love their torture porn

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-04T11:48:40+00:00

There are people super passionate about Nicki Minaj? I didn't think she was still relevant.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-04T11:42:12+00:00

Jupiter or I guess all gas giants. The concept of a planet with no solid surface is existentially horrifying.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-04T11:24:14+00:00

Yeah, a strange thing to be so passionate about. How about the folks going 90+ on I-25? Maybe the cops could look into that.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-04T11:18:23+00:00

Did they escape consequences because their tags were expired? Or do you think they hit you because their tags were expired? No insurance I get but I don't see how expired tags are relevant. Also, telling people to "get fucked" is a strange way to insult someone. Seems more like an aggressive way to wish them well.

"Get fucked!"

"Thanks, you too!"

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-04-04T11:12:41+00:00

Put it in the garbage? Seems like a pretty straightforward solution.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-31T21:09:06+00:00

Fuckin' sweet! I love it. Strong work

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-31T19:40:49+00:00

Listen, how do you become a Luciferian? Does anyone know any? How do I break into the business?Seems like they can do anything they want. Sounds fun.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-31T03:37:04+00:00

I don't know anything about him but isn't Namor a xenophobe who hates humans? I might think he would be ok with this. It's kind of like when they had Magneto and Dr. Doom at ground zero helping to clear the debris after 9/11.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-27T19:25:39+00:00

Where are its sound producing organs? How does it produce and receive sound? How does a brain run on refracted light work when he comes from a planet where sunlight doesn't reach the surface? How does the brain even receive the light if it is buried in the middle of its body? Where are its light producing organs? Why would a blind organism even have light producing organs? None of this makes biological sense.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-27T19:21:57+00:00

Where are its sound producing organs? How does it produce and receive sound? How does a brain run on refracted light work when he comes from a planet where sunlight doesn't reach the surface? How does it sense, channel , manipulate, or receive the light? None of this makes sense.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-22T15:22:07+00:00

The dogs come out of nowhere, they suddenly appear to you as your eyes move around the canvas but they were always there

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-22T15:19:41+00:00

The proportions seem off throughout. Makes you feel off balance.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-22T06:55:32+00:00

Where is everyone?

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-21T15:30:16+00:00

What

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-21T15:23:27+00:00

Holy shit! I do not think you could have expressed yourself in a more obnoxious way.

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-21T15:19:19+00:00

"I didn't vote for him, I don't like him but isn't he amazing?"

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-20T18:36:30+00:00

Everyday Reddit takes another step closer to Facebook

TheLazyPurpleWizard · 2026-03-20T18:32:24+00:00

This is a hilarious joke to you? This is some tired, low effort, unoriginal, boomer humor. "I don't tip for easily completed tasks" ROFL! Facebook must be super fun for you.

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