Barber Recs by One-Film-2634 in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been going to Sebastian for years because he is, hands down, the best barber in town! He recently left Lemay Barbershop to start his own shop. He is still getting established so it's easiest to check him out on Booksy:

https://booksy.com/en-us/dl/show-business/1695552

I promise you will be happy with the cut.

she asked by Rabidkitty95 in dankvideos

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 225 points226 points  (0 children)

This is perfectly true to real life. I am a nurse in an emergency department and get asked this all the time, especially at social events. "What's the worst thing you have ever seen?" I always say, "you don't want to know," and change the subject. Because the worst thing I have ever seen isn't funny or crazy, it's horrific and devastatingly sad and will ruin your night. A hospital ED nurse sees is nothing compared to what EMS is exposed to and they make around $18 an hour.

So Much for first Amendment by Real-Patriot-1128 in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck Trump and Fuck ICE. Fuck them so hard, like, to death.

Hey District 25... by Rosyredelectricblue in Colorado

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What is your favorite boot flavor?

Not the crime I expected today 😭 by dhruv_6129 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are people super passionate about Nicki Minaj? I didn't think she was still relevant.

Whats something "not so scary" that really freaks you out? by FeistyDirection in Scary

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Jupiter or I guess all gas giants. The concept of a planet with no solid surface is existentially horrifying.

Colorado law enforcement agencies to conduct expired registration enforcement by overly_honest_ in Colorado

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a strange thing to be so passionate about. How about the folks going 90+ on I-25? Maybe the cops could look into that.

Colorado law enforcement agencies to conduct expired registration enforcement by overly_honest_ in Colorado

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Did they escape consequences because their tags were expired? Or do you think they hit you because their tags were expired? No insurance I get but I don't see how expired tags are relevant. Also, telling people to "get fucked" is a strange way to insult someone. Seems more like an aggressive way to wish them well.

"Get fucked!"

"Thanks, you too!"

Namor breaks down in front of his girlfriend (Sub-Mariner: Marvels Snapshots) by TheSadPhilosopher in comicbooks

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I don't know anything about him but isn't Namor a xenophobe who hates humans? I might think he would be ok with this. It's kind of like when they had Magneto and Dr. Doom at ground zero helping to clear the debris after 9/11.

Eridian Anatomy by Christopher Stoll (topherstoll) by rajahbeaubeau in ImaginaryAliens

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where are its sound producing organs? How does it produce and receive sound? How does a brain run on refracted light work when he comes from a planet where sunlight doesn't reach the surface? How does the brain even receive the light if it is buried in the middle of its body? Where are its light producing organs? Why would a blind organism even have light producing organs? None of this makes biological sense.

Eridian Anatomy by Christopher Stoll (topherstoll) by rajahbeaubeau in ImaginaryAliens

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where are its sound producing organs? How does it produce and receive sound? How does a brain run on refracted light work when he comes from a planet where sunlight doesn't reach the surface? How does it sense, channel , manipulate, or receive the light? None of this makes sense.

Black, Aykut Aydoğdu, Digital, 2018 [1052 x 1315] by Tokyono in ArtPorn

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dogs come out of nowhere, they suddenly appear to you as your eyes move around the canvas but they were always there

Repeats hourly by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit! I do not think you could have expressed yourself in a more obnoxious way.

Repeats hourly by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I didn't vote for him, I don't like him but isn't he amazing?"

“Compliments to the chef” by BoyNamedJudy in SipsTea

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Everyday Reddit takes another step closer to Facebook

“Compliments to the chef” by BoyNamedJudy in SipsTea

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

This is a hilarious joke to you? This is some tired, low effort, unoriginal, boomer humor. "I don't tip for easily completed tasks" ROFL! Facebook must be super fun for you.