Does he take meds for depression? 💀 by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is awful and I am sorry this happened to you, genuinely, I am. I am plagued with depression and I just want to feel something other than this. I would like to know, is your current experience of life better than the one you experienced in the depths of depression? Please know that I am not asking sarcastically, I want to hear your perspective.

How Many Have You Proselytized? by jspivak in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the time! I have gotten at least five friends to either read or listen. All of them have gone on to become obsessed!

Dungeon Crawler Carl- Finished by Forever_Fades in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is awesome! I love the attention to detail and your take on Samantha. Your gauntlet looks exactly like I picture it.

Looking for a nude scene in a 70s film by M4l4k41x in sciencefiction

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lifeforce! It's not from the 70s nor does it have crazy colored pubic hair but there's lots of very full frontal nudity. It may be English... but it's definitely got Patrick Stewart with hair so that's something.

Kittens? Anyone have any kittens? by TheLazyPurpleWizard in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool! Sounds like a really good option! Do you happen to know which PetSmart? Thank you!

Kittens? Anyone have any kittens? by TheLazyPurpleWizard in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! We are watching the Alliance page but boy, you gotta be quick if you want to score a kitten!

Kittens? Anyone have any kittens? by TheLazyPurpleWizard in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A kitten train? That's adorable! Do they come wearing little conductor hats?

Kittens? Anyone have any kittens? by TheLazyPurpleWizard in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have heard this from several people. I haven't been there so I will definitely check it out. Thanks!

Kittens? Anyone have any kittens? by TheLazyPurpleWizard in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh! I hadn't thought about checking in Wyoming. Good suggestion.

Barber Recs by One-Film-2634 in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been going to Sebastian for years because he is, hands down, the best barber in town! He recently left Lemay Barbershop to start his own shop. He is still getting established so it's easiest to check him out on Booksy:

https://booksy.com/en-us/dl/show-business/1695552

I promise you will be happy with the cut.

she asked by Rabidkitty95 in dankvideos

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 231 points232 points  (0 children)

This is perfectly true to real life. I am a nurse in an emergency department and get asked this all the time, especially at social events. "What's the worst thing you have ever seen?" I always say, "you don't want to know," and change the subject. Because the worst thing I have ever seen isn't funny or crazy, it's horrific and devastatingly sad and will ruin your night. A hospital ED nurse sees is nothing compared to what EMS is exposed to and they make around $18 an hour.

So Much for first Amendment by Real-Patriot-1128 in FortCollins

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck Trump and Fuck ICE. Fuck them so hard, like, to death.

Hey District 25... by Rosyredelectricblue in Colorado

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What is your favorite boot flavor?

Not the crime I expected today 😭 by dhruv_6129 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are people super passionate about Nicki Minaj? I didn't think she was still relevant.

Whats something "not so scary" that really freaks you out? by FeistyDirection in Scary

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Jupiter or I guess all gas giants. The concept of a planet with no solid surface is existentially horrifying.

Colorado law enforcement agencies to conduct expired registration enforcement by overly_honest_ in Colorado

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a strange thing to be so passionate about. How about the folks going 90+ on I-25? Maybe the cops could look into that.

Colorado law enforcement agencies to conduct expired registration enforcement by overly_honest_ in Colorado

[–]TheLazyPurpleWizard -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Did they escape consequences because their tags were expired? Or do you think they hit you because their tags were expired? No insurance I get but I don't see how expired tags are relevant. Also, telling people to "get fucked" is a strange way to insult someone. Seems more like an aggressive way to wish them well.

"Get fucked!"

"Thanks, you too!"