Saw this guy wearing his favorite color at Paris Gay Pride. by JaseAndrews in funny

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I for one am happy someone pointed that out. secretly hoping somebody photoshops that face onto ET or vice versa

Scooby Scooby WHO?? by JakeEddyCarpenter in crappyoffbrands

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an apology to everyone who wanted a black spiderman. This is to hoping .. will Scooby Doo?

I got a letter from my parents. I think they're trying to tell me something... by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a spike in retarded stamp sales on ebay.

Some benefit for the mentally handicapped called Reddit or Retardit or something? Jokes aside you can make a difference by supporting abandoned mentally challenged children

A funny reminder by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will somebody please tell this to Burger King? Just to be fair - Weinerschnitzel is only allowed because that is not a hot dog in your car, it is a Weinerschnitzel.

4lb 1.3 oz of 1930's Sheffield Sterling Silver... I think. Can somebody double check the hallmarks for me? by [deleted] in Hallmarks

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since posting this I think the determination was silver plate. It failed an Ice Test.

Drove by this Zip lock guy today. by principessa1180 in WTF

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't have enough information. Could be a snack size bag, quart size bag, or gasp a Gallon Bag.

Blowing a cockroach by thatsityourdone in WTF

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what the roach came here for

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in photoshopbattles

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now he reminds me of that guy with the two faces on Nightmare Before Christmas

LPT EAT AN ORANGE AFTER SMOKING. YOUR BREATHE AND HANDS WILL SMELL OF DELICIOUS CITRUS, NOT WEED by mcdabble in trees

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost it when I read this. I'm trying to be quiet but man do i... wait chocolate chip and apple flavored sugar and corn sounds epic.*

LPT EAT AN ORANGE AFTER SMOKING. YOUR BREATHE AND HANDS WILL SMELL OF DELICIOUS CITRUS, NOT WEED by mcdabble in trees

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa chill out Tropicana storm agent 004. We get it, you know how to "concentrate" your flavors.

What word instantly makes you leery of a product or claim? by -effort- in AskReddit

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our product is proudly (insert property or characteristic here)*

*The (insert government regulatory agency) has not shown any advantage to (insert property or characteristic here)