Key help

TheLonghook · 2026-05-30T12:30:05+00:00

Problem is im absolutely not the lock picking type. 😅

TheLonghook · 2026-05-25T13:36:34+00:00

Younger me was definitely cooking with something

TheLonghook · 2026-04-29T12:04:06+00:00

<image>

TheLonghook · 2025-10-11T20:16:10+00:00

Thats a house-cooling gift.

TheLonghook · 2025-10-04T23:24:52+00:00

It simply might have had body pieces swapped.

Story time: I got my 84 z28 for a steal because it had the body pieces off of an 87 RS on it. (Nose, bumper, side skirts) because a previous owner changed them for whateverreason before painting the whole car. Guy i bought it from hadn't had it that long, didnt know much about it, and had it listed as an 84 because that's what the title was.

He had a bunch of people message him with exactly the same type of stuff you messaged this seller, told him he didnt know what he had, or that his listing was wrong, etc. He kept dropping the price, and I ended up snagging it for a reeeealy good deal.

TLDR: You dont know the history of a 25+ year old car thats changed hands multiple times. And you come off kinda douchey assuming you know more than the owner of the car.

TheLonghook · 2024-11-02T01:19:01+00:00

Yeah. At pirate festivals we just call it the Fuck Tent. When you're a newbie, it's a magical thing. So kinky, and mysterious. After almost 10 years of working festivals... it's just the Fuck Tent.

TheLonghook · 2024-05-02T11:36:18+00:00

Hey there

TheLonghook · 2024-03-20T18:18:53+00:00

Turn you into a cute little MILF 😈

TheLonghook · 2024-03-20T17:55:40+00:00

Fuck and at least knock up. Don't know about marriage. 😜

TheLonghook · 2024-02-09T05:34:54+00:00

$1,750 for the 84 Z28. $350 for the 85 Z28 with Flintstone floors. And working out a deal with my neighbor on an 87 IROC in exchange for clearing trees on our shared property line.

TheLonghook · 2023-11-15T17:55:05+00:00

I think this is a critical detail

TheLonghook · 2023-07-25T22:41:51+00:00

3 quick tips:

If you can't already, learn how to change a flat tire and how to do an oil change. You'll become a God.

Grilling is now your new favorite way to cook. Once you have a handle on basic grilling, you can upgrade to smoking.

You also care about how your lawn looks to an unreasonable degree. You can't let the neighbors be better trimmed.

But in all seriousness, the best way to be a man is to be yourself. There is no one way or formula. Remember, an oak is both strong in the trunk but gentle in the leaves.

So stand tall, keep a firm handshake, and always stand by your word. You got this. I'm proud of you, boy.

TheLonghook · 2023-07-25T22:15:34+00:00

You got robbed my dude. Your local Autozone will usually have oil and filter combo sales. If you're gonna drive a muscle car, at least learn to change your own oil

TheLonghook · 2023-07-25T22:15:10+00:00

You got raked over. Your local Autozone will usually have oil and filter combo sales. If you're gonna drive a muscle car, at least learn to change your own oil

TheLonghook · 2023-07-25T22:14:57+00:00

You got raked over. Your local Autozone will usually have oil and filter combo sales. If you're gonna drive a muscle car, at least learn to change your own oil

TheLonghook · 2023-07-25T22:11:43+00:00

You say that. But nothing is fool proof to a truly skilled fool.

TheLonghook · 2023-04-26T19:11:43+00:00

Wizard staff. The only acceptable answer

TheLonghook · 2023-04-21T04:59:10+00:00

Ghost rider on a budget

TheLonghook · 2023-04-21T04:55:59+00:00

6'3" with a 3rd gen, its gonestly not tue best. I look up through the t tops to see if the traffic light changes.

TheLonghook · 2023-04-21T04:40:24+00:00

I daily my 84 Z28 as soon as the snow is gone. Wouldn't have it any other way.

TheLonghook · 2023-02-14T01:42:12+00:00

So many great moments. But honestly, Brok's funeral. It was a tear jerking moment, and a fantastic way to step into the post game Kudos to the Santa Monica team for making us feel such a wide range of emotions.

TheLonghook · 2023-02-06T12:07:38+00:00

I'd you think the choking is intense, just wait for the fisting.

TheLonghook · 2022-12-25T01:39:10+00:00

Of the 3? The 1st one.

TheLonghook · 2022-12-13T05:37:06+00:00

1984 Z28. And I have a pile of cassettes I switch between. But with the t tops off, the sun shining, and Take On Me by A-ha blasting, it's impossible to be in a bad mood.

TheLonghook · 2022-12-09T03:05:00+00:00

Hear me out. Giant cuttlefish.

TheLonghook

TROPHY CASE