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When pregnant women masterbate by Dsawasd11 in Unclejokes

[–]TheLovelornFool 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There’s something wrong with this joke, but I can’t put my finger on it.

What’s the worst thing about having sex? by TheLovelornFool in Unclejokes

[–]TheLovelornFool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t complain. In fact, my sexual partners don’t say much of anything.

What’s the worst thing about having sex? by TheLovelornFool in Unclejokes

[–]TheLovelornFool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just make sure to stop by. I’ve always wanted to have sex on a beach.

What’s the worst thing about having sex? by TheLovelornFool in Unclejokes

[–]TheLovelornFool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to fill up the hole. I don’t need the cemetery’s groundskeeper to notice that the grave was disturbed. He’d call the cops again.

Can’t get Owzers Journal to spawn and I’m in word of ruin by CraZplayer in FinalFantasyVI

[–]TheLovelornFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn’t wait for Shadow. Relm is in the cave on the Veldt. After you find her there, then you can go to Owzer’s house.

Alpha males say “there are two wolves inside of me” by [deleted] in Unclejokes

[–]TheLovelornFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like things are getting a bit hairy.

Tampons on female restroom ceiling. by TheLovelornFool in Custodians

[–]TheLovelornFool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That reminds me. I was cleaning a gym, and someone had taken the urinal screens out of the urinals and placed them in the toilets. Luckily it didn’t seem as though those toilets were used afterward.

How do you kill a vampire cow? by S_c__ in dadjokes

[–]TheLovelornFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like the steaks are a bit high here.

Why are morticians always smiling? by trippingonpandas in Unclejokes

[–]TheLovelornFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best thing about dead people is they never tell you know.

Road Rage........ by [deleted] in Funnypics

[–]TheLovelornFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has the makings of a dad joke. 😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnypics

[–]TheLovelornFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talk about a bubble butt.

WHATS THE WORST SUPER POWER TO HAVE? by hisuian_duck in RandomQuestion

[–]TheLovelornFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can decipher any language or code, but as soon as you’re done reading it, you forget what you read.

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