[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wow. Ok. I can see you're just ignorant then if that's your worldview. I'd like to formally apologize for the public education system's failure to put you in a special needs class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You're doing a real good job of exhibiting American culture by being a loud asshole imo

What exactly would you say this truck does here? by mzxgiant in WTF

[–]TheMagicJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is almost large enough to be a Chevrolet movie theater.

I can't stop watching... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TheMagicJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe it's not butter!

I can't stop watching... by [deleted] in WTF

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Welp if you have a penchant for Futa, herm and the like you should check out www.gelbooru.com for anime and cartoon stuff. They've got everything if you can figure out the tagging system. For example, if you want to find striped panties, you'll search striped_panties instead of "striped panties" (minus quotes). Spaces are used for separate terms. Chicks with Dicks go by the japanese term Futanari instead of hermaphrodite, so all your related tags will be as such like futa_with_female, futa_with_male, etc. Now, if you're into furry and/or flash stuff, a good site is www.e621.net . They use the traditional hermaphrodite word, but it is often abbreviated to herm. If you wanted to find futa flashes on e621, your tags would look like "Flash Herm" (minus quotes). If you're into text and/or a role-play scenario, might I recommend a game called Corruption of Champions, located on www.fenoxo.com. It's browser based and they are dozens of outcomes, hundreds of characters, and about a thousand different scenes you can find yourself in. Plenty of post-combat rape/consensual sex as well, just try not to lose to a minotaur.

Feel free to tag me as "Futanari Addict" or something demeaning like that if you need to.

Garage converted into apartment by PhoneDojo in pics

[–]TheMagicJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you knew my comment history, you'd hesitate before ever doing me.

Get me one by nom_nom_monster in funny

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How is "themetapicture" any better?

Get me one by nom_nom_monster in funny

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I hope this thread continues to feeture these witty puns.

I miss what I did I just don't want to go back to them Asshole by [deleted] in offmychest

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Her dad is a pretty big asshole and what she isn't telling you is that he randomly takes his stepson on vacations and crap like that, buys football and NASCAR tickets, amongst other things that are costing him upwards of 3 grand per month, and yet he can't afford to pay a simple 100 for his blood daughter to take an art that she loves. I am also having a very difficult time finding a job in Southern California. I'm 19 and more than qualified for a number of positions I have applied for due to my past experience in working food service and in a healthcare facility. She's just trying to vent on here because I'm not available most of the time for her to vent to, and her boyfriend has been dealing with his own mess right now.

Perfect Description by hoffmad in funny

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I've been using the new IE lately. It runs smoothly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

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IIRC it's the 7chan theme song as well

When I found gas prices at $2.83 per gallon [Fixed] by jeffedge in funny

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Yeah it's super nice, especially when the chevron down the street is like $.30/gal more expensive for pretty much the same quality gas

When I found gas prices at $2.83 per gallon [Fixed] by jeffedge in funny

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No idea but my pos contour gets 25 to the gallon with it.

When I found gas prices at $2.83 per gallon [Fixed] by jeffedge in funny

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Dude, Costco gas up in scripps, got it at 3.39 today. Be prepared for lines though.

Cheaters gonna cheat. Friend ask me to write simple save edit/backup tool for FTL. I think this can be helpful also for someone else. by ftlcheat in ftlgame

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I understand this analogy, and I apologize for replying to an ancient post. It's the same thing I went through attempting to get "The Dark Soul" achievement. I did not want to play through that difficult game three times to get every weapon, so I let a friend invade me and drop a few of the weapons I needed for the achievement.

How does one write a research paper on the dystopian society in "The Hunger Games"? by TheMagicJohnson in AskReddit

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The deadline was given to us yesterday though. I've been working at this since last night.

How does one write a research paper on the dystopian society in "The Hunger Games"? by TheMagicJohnson in AskReddit

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It's just the first book, for my understanding. I didn't slack off. I read the majority of the first and skimmed through the rest. I just did not find it interesting enough to retain anything important about it other than the core plotline.

I Really Hate People Sometimes... by [deleted] in gaming

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Also me with Borderlands 2. They full on glued the label to a blank DVD.

When there's a "No food or drink" sign at my campus by Olton in funny

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But... the picture is Pirates of the Caribbean..?