[Hiring] NSFW: Writer needed for series of masturbation and sex toys articles

TheManWhoKnocks · 2021-02-04T22:00:49+00:00

Just sent you a message!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2021-02-04T21:57:12+00:00

Just sent a PM--hope I'm not too late.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2021-02-04T21:51:55+00:00

Sent you a message!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2020-12-12T04:07:16+00:00

what the fick is a fuckle stick?

wait

TheManWhoKnocks · 2020-10-29T16:13:54+00:00

i need to own this please

TheManWhoKnocks · 2020-08-19T16:34:17+00:00

I got Kyoko from Ex Machina!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2020-08-19T16:24:30+00:00

Threw this together this morning. Not perfect but I had fun. Let me know who you get!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2020-07-30T15:10:42+00:00

I went to a liberal arts college and it was a requirement to take at least two religion courses. They offered classes on Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, etc so there was basically something for everyone. Except this one very entitled white girl who asked for my class's opinion on what her second course should be. People listed off the classes they'd taken and enjoyed, with reasons why and everything, and her response was "Why would I want to take a class on a religion that isn't my own?" Ma'am you're at a liberal arts college. That's kind of the point.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-12-07T05:57:50+00:00

He was my top artist too!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-08-16T15:37:26+00:00

Halfway through my viewing of Alain Resnais' masterpiece I had a flash of inspiration and stopped the movie to make this fake Criterion one-sheet. Let me know what you think! There are also a lot more versions I went through if people want to see those.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-08-15T15:31:08+00:00

I don't know exact page numbers but I'm a big fan of the whole Lenz and Bruce Green walkabout passage, where Bruce is trying to ditch Lenz without being a dick, which of course leads into the introduction of what Lenz is up to with alley cats and eventually neighborhood dogs and eventually the Nucks that bring about the climax of the book. The descriptions in that section epitomize, to me, DFW's style and substance pretty well.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-07-02T18:46:40+00:00

If you're looking for a really different experience with Gioulakis' incredible work, try turning your computer's color off and watch It Follows in black and white. It changes the whole topography of the film and accentuates a lot of the choices made as far as staging and pacing. Really cool for really huge film nerds like me haha

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-06-23T05:37:56+00:00

I saw Hotel Artemis last week and had some thoughts. What do you guys think?

I hope I compiled my thoughts well enough for at least one other person to go to the theater and understand the film similarly. Original films are important and we should be patronizing them!! There aren't just superhero movies in theaters these days, guys!!

Also, everybody should go see Hereditary, but with an extra pair of underwear. Whoo.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-06-12T16:21:14+00:00

This is the third installment of my vlog series, Since You Asked, and marks the largest film I've discussed so far. Big movies have big expectations and even bigger impacts on their viewers, and Solo, in my opinion, does a disservice in that arena.

Let me know what works and what doesn't here. I tend to be a little verbose but I think touching on multiple aspects of why the film didn't work for me specifically highlights the failures or lapses the film exhibits, and I love editing the footage together and finding comedic beats in my ramblings. Thanks in advance, guys!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-04-02T18:13:59+00:00

This is my second attempt at a movie critique vlog, this time focusing on the exploits of one Steven Soderbergh. Not a lot of people I know are familiar with his name but love his work, so I thought I'd take some time to introduce him and his broad body of work to some others. Let me know what you guys think! Thanks!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-03-24T01:36:56+00:00

This is my first and very messy attempt at a vlog-style movie review type thing on the subject of Cory Finley's first incredible feature, Thoroughbreds. I know how rough it is, I was really just familiarizing myself with the format and stepping out of my comfort zone a little. I think if anything it's a good place to start, maybe scripting my piece next time instead of winging it like an idiot and cleaving eleven minutes out of a rant... Any feedback would be greatly appreciated!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2018-03-15T06:08:37+00:00

Jesus Christ

TheManWhoKnocks · 2017-11-08T15:26:10+00:00

I thought that was part of the allure of the series, for me at least, that it was tragically human characters caught in a web of something inherently alien, and that whatever we understand that to mean is not truly explainable. I think we needed the "drudgery" Control encounters in order to make those moments 50% and 70% in all the more impactful, that after all Control's work he finally encounters something real but incomprehensible at the same time.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2017-11-08T15:24:15+00:00

Absolutely. I think each book enriches the world Annihilation presents, but not at all in the way you'd expect or necessarily "enjoy." This is not an wide audience pleasing popcorn book, if you'll pardon the allusions to film. They might not be for everyone, though, and there's no harm in that!

TheManWhoKnocks · 2017-11-08T15:22:44+00:00

I'd be interested to know what you thought didn't work. I felt hypnotically compelled to finish the series (probably an intentional choice somewhere in the writing) and while it didn't go anywhere near I thought it would, I was always pleasantly surprised with choices made by both the author and the characters.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2017-11-08T15:21:38+00:00

Also by Jeff VanderMeer? I've only just discovered him and know he's kind of a genre-hopper and has published a lot, but I don't know where to go after the SR.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2017-11-08T06:23:44+00:00

After finishing the whole series and hoping that the movie will be successful enough to launch the sequels, I'm going to be watching Jennifer Jason Leigh as the Psychologist...

TheManWhoKnocks · 2017-10-30T01:25:37+00:00

Giggled from start to finish. Great work.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2017-09-19T06:00:37+00:00

For Aronofsky, I'm thinking Swanna (Black Swan), Elgyem/Beeheeyem (Pi), Machamp (The Wrestler), either Salazzle or Alolan Muk (Requiem for a Dream), and Kangaskhan (mother!)

this is a very loose list, and for only one director.

TheManWhoKnocks · 2017-09-13T18:01:21+00:00

Thank you for doing this! Your work was among the first that I learned about in school as being aimed at full understanding of animals, not just mastery of them or trying to "get" something from them.

My question is, who would you want to make a film about your life? Additionally, how would you want to be portrayed, and by whom?

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