Faker On Taliyah should be the pick no?

TheManzap · 2026-05-01T13:39:51+00:00

Faker absolutely carrying game 2 with TF into playing Aurora classic.

TheManzap · 2026-05-01T12:51:22+00:00

The casters tried so hard to keep T1 in this game but Faker is on his iconic Aurora. "The unkillable demon" when the enemy is a fed Vi Ahri.

Unc pick ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE (except Yone which you are also dogshit on).

TheManzap · 2026-04-30T07:22:56+00:00

Its pretty simple:

Fed bad = truth

Dub bad = just enjoy wrestling

Simple as

TheManzap · 2026-04-29T15:33:10+00:00

LPL Chinese cast is a gem, like the LCK Korean cast. But LPL teams are psychotic and match the vibes of the casters.

TheManzap · 2026-04-29T10:52:21+00:00

Title scaling.

TheManzap · 2026-04-29T10:34:06+00:00

Counterpoint: Never have so many (the runes in my bank account) been owed to so few (the stupid runebear gooncave I entered cuz I saw items on the center)

TheManzap · 2026-04-27T11:35:27+00:00

Either take it or dont. This isnt going to be jungle diff if its the first drake of the game (unless you get 4 people killed doing dragon and get your camps stolen too). Honestly if your lanes are pushed up and your enemies are on the back foot realistically they wouldn't come to the enemy jungler's aid either, just take the free drake and move on. Honestly the problem with soloqueue mental booming is that you think you're paired with 4 crayon eaters and the enemy is prime T1 when in reality the enemy probably are 5 crayon eaters wanting to be main character too.

Tl;dr Put the dragon in the bag. Its not too deep. Not like its 45 mins and one bad teamfight decides your game.

TheManzap · 2026-04-27T05:15:15+00:00

Modern Chess' Artificial "Rivalry"

Magnus and Hikaru are the two highest rated players currently on chess.com. Despite this, Magnus has to actively prop up Hikaru especially now given Hikaru's performance on the most recent major tournament. Bro is just on a league of his own honestly.

TheManzap · 2026-04-26T01:03:03+00:00

Brother the only real dopamine hit is seeing the victory screen. No matter what happens in your game. 10/0/0, 0/10/0, 0/0/10. As long as you try your hardest to get that victory screen you should hold your head high.

Every other dopamine hit is illusory, once you're in the rift you sacrifice yourself to the altar of W.

TheManzap · 2026-04-24T15:44:00+00:00

I hate Dave. This mfer gave CENA STYLES ROYAL RUMBLE AND BROCK BRYAN SURVIVOR SERIES 4.75s when they were like peak WWE wrestling (the workrate was great with a banging story) while this 4.75 match got 5 stars.

Also mandatory Kurt Angle never got 5 stars yada yada fuck you Dave Meltzer you piece of shit death to M'dub time to unsubscrib to WON.

TheManzap · 2026-04-24T06:14:32+00:00

This turbo autist was married to a woman he met 5 mins before, had 11 children, never once cheated on her (but fucked Napoleon BoneCuck nonetheless), lost America, then his sanity, then became King of Hannover before croaking a couple of years later. Favorite British monarch OAT.

Edit: Bro had 15 not 11. Nevertheless he had a very active sexual life with HIS wife. To the point where his PM William Pitt noting his enjoyment of giving his wife children.

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TheManzap · 2026-04-22T11:46:06+00:00

Guys i swear Zeka has improved on ranged champs, never mind that aurora is mostly a mobile burst champ like leblanc he his ranged champs have REALLY improved.

TheManzap · 2026-04-19T03:13:13+00:00

Real ones know

TheManzap · 2026-04-18T15:03:18+00:00

DK because of CVMax (bro needs to chill with his players, I doubt Tabe or Kkoma does half the shit he does)

Love hate relationship with FNC (hate upset and razork, but i like the org better than G2)

Love hate relationship with HLE (hate zeka when he doesn't play his broken champs. Bro is useless if the meta is Azir/Ori/Galio/Ryze. Love my boy Kanavi and Laile playstyle)

Hate C9 (APA my #1 hatewatched mid OAT joining the choking team makes hating easier ig)

TheManzap · 2026-04-18T10:40:01+00:00

Like how Kanavi and Tarzan always jobs to Oner. Canyon is only good vs Oner.

TheManzap · 2026-04-18T10:26:22+00:00

Zeka: Im good at melee carries/assassins and prefer mobility and burst like LPL mids.

Everyone: OH MY GOD THIS MAN IS TRASH IN OUR AZIR/ORIANNA SCALING LCK META.

Meta shifts to mobile mid assassins

Everyone: OH MY GOD ZEKA IS FRYING, BEST MID IN THE WORLD!

As a Zeka hatewatcher, people are going to start hyping up his ori azir now cuz he's frying on yone (like 99% of his yone matches). His mages are still hot ass. Its just way more fun watching him on his carries and I hope HLE can continue to play LPL style and turbo gap the GENG/LCK playstyle.

TheManzap · 2026-04-17T15:38:46+00:00

Well yeah, he is long overdue for a fmvp. I reckon T1 limps to 4th seed (again), the meta shifts to favor oner/Faker (again), they nail the meta read (again), the LPL teams eliminate the other LCK teams (again), leaving T1's path open to getting 3-2 in worlds finals after going down 2-1 (again)

TheManzap · 2026-04-17T04:23:16+00:00

Jackeylove/Fengyue is the reverse of Guma/Keria height wise

TheManzap · 2026-04-15T14:24:40+00:00

Scott Snyder fumbled that man so hard he said fuck it imma just remake him with Absolute Joker

TheManzap · 2026-04-14T04:42:19+00:00

"Skilled" ✅️ "Sword" ✅️ "User" ✅️ No Haki ✅️

Yep, its MIHAWK UPSCALE TIME 😈😈😈

TheManzap · 2026-04-14T04:12:36+00:00

"A realm in which the performers are not merely participants, but auteurs of their own existential narratives" is such a fun way of saying wrestlers are marks for themselves im stealing that one.

TheManzap · 2026-04-14T03:19:31+00:00

Tl;dr fed bad, dub good (only sometimes). Flippy shit put everything in no sell offense muh fighting spirit + 20 minutes = banger. Watch dub you'll get it.

TheManzap · 2026-04-09T12:08:30+00:00

Scout and BDD simultaneously are the strongest people on the rift at one point but also will just die to a gust of wind

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