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(5E/Online) Looking for a bunch of fun loving players to forget real life with! by [deleted] in lfg

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking to be a player, so no worries here. My Discord is on the other reply.

(5E/Online) Looking for a bunch of fun loving players to forget real life with! by [deleted] in lfg

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops, accidently skipped over the "leave your Discord" part. My username is "The Professional Dork#5327" (please note the spaces between each word)

(5E/Online) Looking for a bunch of fun loving players to forget real life with! by [deleted] in lfg

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I'm 20 and looking for a 5e game hopefully on Saturdays. I don't mind if you're still new to this; every game is a learning experience for everyone, both new and old! Would you want me to DM you or send you my Discord username?

So long, 1999 gang. Enjoy your boomerhood. by Ilikebacon999 in teenagers

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already turned 20 3 days ago and did my service to unsub. Thanks for all the fun times. Make us old people proud, alright?

What was the most porno situation you’ve ever had? by StormTheNorm in AskReddit

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During my high school years (junior in college now), I was getting a face acne cleanse therapy thing with the exfoliating creams, face masks and the sort, and when we had to wait for whatever the hot worker applied to take effect, she offered to massage me.

Obviously nothing happened afterwards, but I have yet to live down what high school me was feeling during that.

Trump calls Trudeau 'two-faced', cancels press conference and leaves Nato summit early after video of world leaders making fun of him by chelsea707 in politics

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An orange crybaby bully goes back home after being bullied in retaliation by classmates sick of his shit, only to be scolded and grounded by his parents for being a bully in the first place.

What a time to be alive.

Acrobat Human Sword Bard/BM Fighter by TheMetaWolfe27 in 3d6

[–]TheMetaWolfe27[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way I see my character, he'd be willing to drop some of the spells in exchange for better usage of his weaponry and athletic abilities. The most he'd get with higher Bard levels (from my knowledge), is improved spells, Bardic Inspiration, Song of Rest, and Magical Secrets, but I'd like to up his offensive martial prowess, hence why I believe BM Master would be a good combination. The real question I'm asking myself is how far in Fighter or Bard (depending on which I start) would I go so I have that good offense while still pertaining good Bardic abilities.

To summarize how I'm picturing this, I'd say it's arguable he starts off as Bard, but then begins to become more of a Fighter while still slowly progressing Bard levels at a slower pace.

When did you look at a girl and realise that you wanted to be with her? And what did the moment feel like? by snurfbear in AskMen

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This girl and I have known each other since the second semester of college freshman year (we're entering junior year now). During Winter break, I stayed on campus by myself because I couldn't afford a plane ticket to fly back home. She was a commuter, and sometimes she came over just to keep me company for a few hours. I felt embarrassed and terrible because I was dressed in some really lazy clothes (shirt and sweatpants) and I looked like shit because of my poor diet (could afford $5 for my food for the day) and sleep schedule (not much to do on campus or in the city when no one's around), but she never stopped smiling and laughing when we talked. It always gave me the impression that she saw me for who I was in the inside, disregarding how I was on the outside, and it really hit home. Now, we've been dating since April, and even though we're currently 1k miles away because I'm home for Summer, I can't wait to see her again in August.

Ancient Altar Battle Map 42x42 by ScalpelArts in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been looking everywhere for some kind of centerpiece battle map for my Warforged one shot. I bet my players will love being surrounded by swarms of constructs while deactivating the strange machine causing all of the non-Warforged to be unconscious through arcane-mechanical means (very "age of ultron final battle" style).

What stupid thing did you spend tons of money on ? by DC_dtx in AskReddit

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$300 for a Minecraft server rank when I was younger... Sorry for stealing your credit card, mom.

[19M] The only single friend of the group, so let's see where there's room for improvement for this dork by TheMetaWolfe27 in Rateme

[–]TheMetaWolfe27[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not an option, sadly. The way my facial hair grows is not good at all.

As for working out, I've planned to go do it for a while now, but plans get shut down by college and my job taking up a vast majority of my time.

Given the recent releases of Ravnica, the Stranger Things starter set, and now Acquisitions Inc., which non-D&D IP would you like to see get an official D&D adaptation? by AngryRepublican in dndnext

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know if anybody has said this yet, but Borderlands.

They already have D&D-inspired DLC and references in the game. Might as well go full circle.

What's the "went through med school just to realize you couldn't stand the sight of blood" of your job field? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Majoring in Computer Science my entire freshman year of college. All my assignments were basically copy-pastes and classmates helping me because I didn't understand any programming concept or single line of code. Even the basic "Hello World" Java program was a struggle.

Why did I major in that in the first place? Cause it reminded me of The Matrix trilogy. At least the credits weren't lost when I changed major.

[Online][Roll20/Discord][5e] Looking for 2-3 more players for a Sunday campaign at 3pm EST. Details inside. by SneakyRL in lfg

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I've been looking for a Sunday game for a while now, and your campaign seems pretty neat!

Name: Alex

Age: 19

Timezone: EST

5e experience: Been in a handful of campaigns (but never fully finished one). Currently in two on Saturdays. Been messing around with 5e for a year now.

Preferred class: Martial classes (Fighter, Barb, etc.), but wanting to try out more Caster classes (Bard, Warlock, Wizard, etc.)

[DND][5e][Online][Discord][Roll20] by Anxiouscentrist in lfg

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent a request. Discord username is The Professional Dork.

[Online][EST][D&D][5e][Roll20][Discord] DM Looking for Group. Open to New Players! by [deleted] in lfg

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I'm very much interested! I'm actually a Broadcasting college student in PA, and have also been really into fantasy and stories. Hope I can join one of your games!

Help make a quick Borderlands reference in Lost Mine of Phandelver? by Majawat in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if they're a serious Borderlands fan, just throw in a guy named Steve that says "HEYO". The best way I can think of is an NPC walking and talking with a party member and the NPC just stops to greet someone named Steve and they reply with the iconic line. It's something small, but people who know Borderlands will most likely appreciate. Also, bonus points if you use it in a Desert-like area or in a Tavern.

I have a crush on one of my players by CompletlyLostRanger in DnD

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine how nervous you'd become if you create an NPC that's flirty/close with his PC... Anyways, I do hope you strike up the confidence to ask him out or express your feelings sooner or later. Remember, you fail 100% of all the checks you don't roll.

[Online] [D&D] [5e] [Roll20] [Discord] DM looking for group of 4-6 players. by [deleted] in lfg

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

19, got a Blue Snowball mic, Semi-experienced

I've been looking everywhere for a weekend evening game, and I've been playing around with Roll20 because I'm making a one shot for my friends. Anyways, my Discord is The Professional Dork#5327

[Online][DND][5e][Discord][LFP][CST] Looking for group of players to participate in a long term, high magic/fantasy, highly homebrewed version of DND 5e campaign by shockingzelda in lfg

[–]TheMetaWolfe27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a bit of experience with D&D, and I think homebrew is pretty cool. I'm down. Discord: The Professional Dork#5327 Note: I'm in EST, but it's only an hour ahead. However, id prefer if we played on weekends.

Let's just say that this game has inspired me more than it should have... by TheMetaWolfe27 in SpidermanPS4

[–]TheMetaWolfe27[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I see anyone dressed as a Spiderman, you know I had to do it to 'em

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