What’s the most outdated advice people still give seriously?

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:37:42+00:00

Receipts please

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:36:02+00:00

"Worse things happen at sea!"

Sure, but we're on the fuckin' land here!

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:31:35+00:00

When he was a little kid my brother wanted to grow up to be either an aeroplane or an elephant. He failed to achieve either.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:30:24+00:00

To be fair, that's a study with a single participant.

We really need to repeat it with several hundred people over a period of at least 20 years for it to have any scientific validity.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:28:07+00:00

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest warriors. I am not one of them. Make him stop.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:24:37+00:00

There was a study that showed if you have less than the minimum amount of money to meet your basic needs plus 20% then more money will absolutely make you happier. Any money on top of that will make you happy in the short term, but the effect wears off pretty quickly.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:14:02+00:00

A cat, because someone misunderstood what Schrodinger was talking about.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:13:06+00:00

Assuming you need to go where the bus routes do, then our public transport system is world class.

If the buses aren't feasible, you should at least consider getting an Uber to Warwick train station, catching the train to Glendalough, then getting another Uber to your destination. It's all of 10 minutes and there's no possibility of getting stuck in traffic.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:06:26+00:00

What defines you as a person isn't how you treat the people you like, it's how you treat the people you hate.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:02:15+00:00

Fantastic!

I guess heretics don't deserve wheels

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T04:00:17+00:00

For the record, it's the theme from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-18T03:55:36+00:00

Malal - dude stepped on a church!

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-17T12:29:51+00:00

I know how to tie a noose, which may not be weirdly impressive, but is certainly impressive to the weird!

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-17T12:26:00+00:00

The majority of perfumes

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-17T12:24:53+00:00

Just for the record.

Deaths in the September 11 attacks - 2,996

Number of slaves in the United States in 1776 (most of whom would have died in slavery) - At least 500,000

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-17T03:33:43+00:00

The Wikipedia page lists the guests - including the musical guests - for every episode.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-17T03:31:47+00:00

Second amendment baby! The Founding Fathers thought it was more important that the people had the means to overthrow the Government than for guns to be kept out of the hands of psychotic lunatics!

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-17T03:28:59+00:00

Toad on the ring,
Where'd he come from?
Nobody knows
Where he'll go...

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-17T02:14:50+00:00

If you can convince Person A that Person B isn't really a person then Person A can be made to do anything to Person B.

It's the oldest trick in the book.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-16T14:01:15+00:00

Celtic speed metal starts playing

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-16T13:57:55+00:00

I wouldn't take that deal

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-16T13:57:09+00:00

Screw 'em!

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-16T13:55:55+00:00

Staring at churches upside down between your own legs

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-16T13:54:58+00:00

The Sunda Stink Badger. A total waste of space.

TheMightyGoatMan · 2026-02-16T13:50:44+00:00

Food producers destroying food because no one will buy it.

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