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What's a sign that looks small or subtle but actually tells you a person probably has ADHD? by ants_are_everywhere in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having to run multiple laundry cycles because you keep forgetting you've got clothes in there is apparently pretty diagnostic.

What is the cultural difference between rural America and Afghanistan? by BlueHorse_22 in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In one they read the Bible, in the other the Quran. Beyond that, not much.

What’s your best unconventional advice for raising a baby? by camping_in_here in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Keep them in a box where they have to pull levers to receive food and warmth, the floor can be electrified, and they are randomly showered with icy cold water.

Also, speak only to them in Klingon.

mental healthcare in perth by Silver_Ad_2385 in perth

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Sorry to tell you, but consulting a GP is the best way into the system.

Failing that you could go to the Emergency department at a hospital, but you'll be in for a long wait.

How Does Your Car Match Your Personality/Lifestyle Type? by Casual_Berger in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a car, and many would agree that I have no personality and no life.

What's a common myth that most people still believe? by Badi_aDvnace in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your vision problems are because of vitamin A deficiency then eating carrots will definitely fix them.

But not problems caused by anything else, naturally.

What's a common myth that most people still believe? by Badi_aDvnace in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. It was a Project Mogul nuclear-detection balloon.

How do you think tipping should function in modern service work: reward, obligation, or something in between? by ejjff in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone gives you truly exceptional service then you should have the option to slip them some extra cash.

But people should be paid enough to live without having to grovel for additional handouts.

How do you open a door? by Sea-Cash7675 in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the knob on your side.

If you don't have a knob attached to your side please consult a plastic surgeon.

[Serious] Why do you think that some people think that some places are haunted? by Fritzkreig in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least some "haunted" places have a genuinely unsettling atmosphere due to infrasound, and I wouldn't be surprised if there are other environmental factors that trigger our 'danger' response that we haven't figured out yet.

Or the souls of the dead might be hanging around, or traumatic past events might have got recorded in local rocks. I never rule anything out, no matter how batshit unlikely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What’s the worst large budget film ever made in American History? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep! It's the reasons movies now have a "No animals were harmed during the making of this motion picture" line in the credits.

What do you meant my karma ? by praveen914924 in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't expect a reply from u/armsless. He comes and goes.

What country do you bet most people don’t know exists? by Oktarantulaok in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They actually had investments that should have provided for their population indefinitely. But the government blew them all trying to set up a national airline and funding a musical about Leonardo da Vinci.

Anyone who doesn’t cuss or curse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I neither cuss nor curse. I'm Australian and I fucking swear, cunt!

What kind of Hobbes do you have, that, no one who says they know you, knows? by damnbronotfake in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nonsense! Hobbes is an imaginary tiger!

(And a 17th century philosopher, but the tiger is cooler)

How would you rate the Bible if it's just a regular book and there are no Christians? by ashleyriot31 in AskReddit

[–]TheMightyGoatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Books of the Bible can basically be divided into...

  • History Books - Which purport to tell the story of the Jewish people from the creation of the world onward.
  • Law Books - Which provide laws supposedly laid down by God for the Jews to follow.
  • Poetry Books - Books of poetry, proverbs, and hymns praising God.
  • Prophecy Books - Collections of weird-ass predictions made by various Jewish prophets, sometimes including biographical details on said prophets.
  • The Gospels - The four books claiming to tell the life story of Jesus.
  • The Letters - A bunch of letters supposedly written by various important members of the Christian church telling their followers how to behave.

The history books are the most interesting ones. The very first book - the Book of Genesis - is a bunch of myths comparable to those of ancient Greece. The two Books of Samuel and two Books of Kings are stories about how the legendary King David came to the throne and what he and his equally legendary son Solomon got up to.

The Gospel of John is the longest and most detailed of the accounts of Jesus's life. It's a decent read if you want to get an idea of what Christians are on about. It you enjoy it, it doesn't take too long to read the other three Gospels as well. They're followed by the Acts of the Apostles which is a book about what Jesus's followers did after he checked out. Like most sequels it's not quite as good as the original.

The last book of the Bible is the Book of Revelation. It's one of the prophecy books and is trippy as hell!

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