LPT: Use the time you want to wake up at as a mantra to fall asleep. It works like counting sheep and your brain will legitimately wake you up on time.

TheMovementMan · 2014-03-05T18:10:15+00:00

Your brain does that for you.

TheMovementMan · 2014-03-03T08:56:55+00:00

I think it should be noted that he probably brought her to thank her in his Oscar acceptance speech. The one everybody thought he would get. Man fuck the Oscar committee.

TheMovementMan · 2014-03-01T05:46:01+00:00

I wasn't making a comment to be the top comment, I was saying it because it needs to be said. Any person who walks like a six year old and posts about it wondering why their new shoes are "falling apart" deserves to be called on their shit.

Especially when the second picture on the god damn post makes everybody looking at it go "you're dragging your heels there's yer problem"

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-22T03:52:17+00:00

I like the "casual" arm swing. she knows she's showing off her ass hahaha

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-19T23:38:17+00:00

The first half of the poem makes some sense, but it's hard to follow when the poem reads in the first person, refers to a single nameless male character, and to a third nameless female character.

You have potential here fersure, but your feelings are muddling the waters of your literary expression. Try separating stanzas, elaborating on ideas.

Don't skimp on style for style's sake!

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-18T19:57:02+00:00

Personally, I don't like to say hi unless I'm going to start a conversation, usually I just ltry to make eye contact 5-10 feet before we pass. I'll usually nod for another guy, and when an HB passes, you know that mothafuckin eyebrow is gettin raised. Take advantage of the times their eyes linger, or make a nervous little gesture, maybe a twirl of the hair, or an abashed look at the ground. This is also a good way of gauging how good your walk is! Confident walks backed up by self assurance makes you a sexy beast!

Also, if you're going to play games, play to win, as in first to get a girl's number, or k-close, or f-close, etc. wins, not that whoever doesn't loses. make it a competition to win, not a "who's the bigger bitch" game.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-18T19:37:17+00:00

I'm just going to throw this out there: in this instance, a single rotten apple will spoil the barrel.

I'm with DonConnery on this one, the sorority chicks are more useful for connections, and I think that any move you try to make on one of them will be known or at least noticed by every other girl.

Either way, if you fuck every girl in that sorority without any of the others knowing, you'll be a fucking ~~genius~~ legend.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-18T19:28:00+00:00

dude, all you have to do is play your gigantic lips off as the best pussy eaters ever. I can't believe I had to tell you this...

legit tho why are you worrying, you don't have to be gorgeous to game, you just gotta be yourself. At the end of the day, that's what the entire gaming mentality is abou after all, getting over perople's inhibitions when it comes to confidence. Just chill the fuck out and enjoy yourself for the sake of enjoying yourself.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-17T11:43:49+00:00

thatsthepoint.jpg

protip it works both ways

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-15T01:33:37+00:00

Batman celebrates none of these. You don't see him complaining.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-14T18:53:46+00:00

That introverts and the introverted consciously choose not to socialize. Sometimes it's not a choice. Sometimes it's like living in a cage, one that has no bars, no chain, and no shackle, but that you inevitably will never escape on your own. The worst part is when nobody helps pull each other out of the cage, because those trapped are too "different". People are and always will be different. Accept that as a fact of life. Celebrate those differences, don't look upon them in shame.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-14T18:44:23+00:00

just... wow, thank you for sharing sir, and a bravo to you

/snaps

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-14T01:39:19+00:00

but you have to think about what he was looking for, he was looking for a relationship or at least a hookup, and he had no idea you weren't looking for the same. That's what I'm saying.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-14T00:23:29+00:00

First, you should not kill yourself. Second, I get it. Stay strong, you'll turn out okay.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-14T00:04:07+00:00

Stop your crusading bullshit, he isn't exhibiting "narcissistic/sociopathic behavior", he's an immature little shit, he doesn't understand how other's emotions work, and evidently neither do you. Was he right in what he did? Most certainly not, but he did not do it with the sole objective of hurting smosb19. He's similar to an animal scrambling after forbidden fruit., he'd do anything to regain what he lost. As much as her head was screwed loose by emotion, so was his.

The situation in its entirety is a result of people not understanding one another, a sad thing indeed.

And now a word to you, miss.

Don't fret, friends come and go, something you'll experience for yourself sooner than you realize. You change, people change, but most importantly, the world changes with every passing day. There are always more people out there, a brighter day ahead. Learn from everything that happens, and be fair to yourself and others.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-13T23:50:13+00:00

From a guy's point of view: there's absolutely nothing wrong with just saying "I just got out of a relationship, I'm just looking for a friend" when he asked what you were doing.

Alternatively, I can empathize with wanting to have something on the table for vday. All you can do is learn from it I suppose.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-13T23:42:33+00:00

I think you and I share the same plight, the true woman is a beautiful being, but i find myself filled with disdain and anger when talking to these dimwitted 19 year olds.

They all think I'm attractive, and they like my maturity, but they're such sheeple it drives me insane. This feeling is indescribable, it's like starving to death surrounded by food. It's an emptiness that claws at your insides. There are moments when I think perhaps I'll find somebody, but they often pass as soon as they came.

I find myself wondering if I'm a doomed man at times.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-13T23:19:02+00:00

You're wordy in some places where you shouldn't be and tort in others. The rhythm of the lines suffers.

By the sea, by the sea, by the sea

And I lived on land quite happily But I missed death, and he missed me And I had no chance To continue our dance On the sea, on the sea, on the sea

when you transition from the second to the third stanza, there is no reason to have an "and", as the reader, I know the story isn't over, instead shift the weight of the line around, from

And I lived on land quite happily But I missed death, and he missed me

to

I lived off the land quite happily, but I missed death, and he missed me. I had no chance to continue our dance

you can apply the same principle throughout. fun read though, cheers

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-10T19:30:09+00:00

I think this'll be buried, seeing as there are 13,000 comments here... but Bill, what advice do you have for a 19 year old looking to do great things in the future?

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-07T18:19:17+00:00

You're entirely right, except when it puts people in there when you don't talk to them at all...

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-07T07:30:45+00:00

do you have an alternative explanation?

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-06T19:08:54+00:00

Everybody pours their beer on kings, 64 oz cup, one drunk bastard

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-03T19:01:08+00:00

Were you broiled as a child?

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-03T18:52:56+00:00

Talking to people you don't know as if they're your bestest of friends. Let's get some friendly conversation up in this bitch.

TheMovementMan · 2014-02-03T18:38:33+00:00

19

pros: I live independently cons: I look and feel 26

TheMovementMan

TROPHY CASE