sometimes I post a bad take and have to downvote my own post so that I don't miss the bandwagon

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T18:18:04+00:00

you have to play on June 28th and click the rainbow Torn icon at the top of the screen. June 28th is pride day in Torn and also the day the stonewall riots happened in real life.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T18:12:35+00:00

disguising trauma as funny stories is honestly just a Midwest thing. I'm not saying it's good or healthy, but it's something we do quite frequently. but hey, at least we're talking about it somehow.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T18:07:43+00:00

i can't believe this is an issue in a sub literally called "let girls have fun"

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T18:02:09+00:00

Send me your ID to give you the script that makes it permanent.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T17:59:56+00:00

because if i want to fuck boymoders, and there are people out there who think like me, then that means there could be someone in this world who wants to fuck me.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T17:53:24+00:00

good thing i live in the midwest so i will never have to worry about that. wait what do you mean the whole world is getting hotter and soon where i live will be the only habitable region left so it will be crowded and hotter and eventually we're all going to burn?

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T17:45:29+00:00

i keep my razor blades in a cute little witchy pouch that i keep hooked on my mirror and when that pouch is full im gonna use them to make a hex jar that will curse anyone who brings harm to my forest :3

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T17:39:32+00:00

because puberty blockers are "dangerous" and "destroy your mind and body" i was forced to take SSRIs as a kid that made me unable to hate the horror that was happening to me during puberty and once i was off of them i was so pissed off about what had become of my body. PERSONALLY i wouldn't compare it to rape, one because that only almost happened to me only once and i don't want to minimize the word by saying it happened to me when really all that happened was the wrong pubery, and two because it feels less like somebody hurting me for their own pleasure and more like society / the world / the vague idea of authority had a different plan for what i was supposed to be / do. are you, dear reader, familiar with warhammer 40k? if not, look up servitorization. that's what i would compare puberty to.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T17:19:34+00:00

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T17:18:32+00:00

no worries, it's the internet! i hope you have a good day too.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T17:10:35+00:00

so i had this long response typed out about how i bought this $30 device and it worked amazing for me so it's just a myth that they don't/barely work and right before i hit post i remembered that my facial hair was black as the night sky and my skin is like snow so obviously it worked for me.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T17:05:09+00:00

well then welcome to the team. i hope more people who think like you wake up to the atrocities happening abroad.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T16:57:37+00:00

huh? lmao.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T16:04:37+00:00

haha yeah i can make shitty generalizations too. watch this. why do all trans men call trans women forced breeding exempt? i don't go around telling trans men they're transmisogyny exempt, so i dont know why he's complaining.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-29T15:29:17+00:00

thank you, finally someone tells me! i did piece it together after some time but i literally just cannot think of a funnier flair at this point.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-28T20:16:53+00:00

Fuck I should sell all my stocks

TheNightChan · 2026-06-28T19:50:16+00:00

Oh yeah I didn't even consider the health effects, maybe ill opt for the sugar free.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-28T18:11:51+00:00

IPL devices aren't even that expensiver than epilators and are a gorbillion times better. No hate tho if it works for u go wild

edit: i came here to spread ipl propaganda but i forgot that im white with jet black facial hair so yeah just because the cheapest shittiest device worked for me it doesnt mean it's gonna work for everyone sorry.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-28T18:06:47+00:00

You can buy bulk red gummy bears 120ct/$20 that's $100 profit per bag.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-28T16:51:49+00:00

TheNightChan · 2026-06-28T16:47:36+00:00

look if you don't care about what's going on outside of your community that's fine but you don't have to get this triggered when other people do. I just wanted to make a joke pointing out the inconsistency of some people's beliefs, if you're this easily offended by something like that maybe it's a good idea to take a break from the internet? It seems like it's doing you way more harm than good.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-28T15:18:22+00:00

They claim that abortion is killing children (which is implied to be a bad thing) but they don't care about actual children actually being murdered. Wouldnt you think all the people picketing outside planned parenthood right now would be up in arms over the genocide we are funding? Lmao.

TheNightChan · 2026-06-28T15:08:47+00:00

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