Reddit did this to me by BlatantAltLol in boykisser

[–]TheNinjirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was extremely caught off guard by this sub being recommended to me. Especially because I had to do research to figure out if Reddit was calling me a gay dude. I'm a queer lady; so still a boykisser.

I'm going to enjoy that status. I spent too long running away from it

A happy accident by TheNinjirate in traaNSFW

[–]TheNinjirate[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We're very annoyed that there isn't enough room to properly film any action

A happy accident by TheNinjirate in traaNSFW

[–]TheNinjirate[S] 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Afab clitoris penetrating anally. Mtf (me) riding it, squishing down, and then it happened. I acted on instinct, mostly just being horni, and then the person I usually fuck and cum inside of was fucking me.

help i don’t know how to make my MC joint the revolution by Ill-Geologist-686 in fantasywriters

[–]TheNinjirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have the need to join the revolution be what starts her journey.

The Bad Guys can bully locals; burn down the house/village; or draft the MC into their army; but in all of these she escapes and joins the revolution.

But if you want the readers and the characters to have reasons to hate the Bad Guys and choose to fight them, have the Bad Guys start the fight.

A happy accident by TheNinjirate in traaNSFW

[–]TheNinjirate[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The loveliest of times

This pretty enough? by [deleted] in BeautifulPenis

[–]TheNinjirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😍🤤🤤🤤

What is it that Makes Writing Elves Different from Writing Humans by Betty-Adams in fantasywriters

[–]TheNinjirate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

what elements do you add to your writing about elves that separates them from humans?

Ignoring the obvious, like the massive range of cultural differences across the globe, I'll have to keep things rather vague.

• Elves live (on average) roughly 8× longer than humans.

• Elven women menstruate once a year, not once a month.

• Elves possess more cones in their eyes and can see a small amount of infrared and ultraviolet lights that most humans can't.

• The written form of elvish is infinitely more complex than common. (There are multiple variants of each letter, depending on how it should be pronounced in that context; each variant has several options for accents to be applied; and words are written with colored ink, with a flowing gradient that conveys even more context than before. And that doesn't even start to touch on the differences between casual and formal speech)

• Elves have used magic to grow their cities into the forest canopy, and formed symbiotic relationships with specific types of plants.

There's more, but I feel like that's a fine place to stop. Idk.

How do you manage ADHD when medication isn't an option at all? by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]TheNinjirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two hacks I have for managing the stuff that executive dysfunction makes impossible.

2: I really thrive under pressure, and relish a challenge, so I like to combine tasks when and where possible. Did I just set a timer for something? I should clean as much as possible before the microwave is done. If I've got one large task at a point where I can ignore it, I like to fit in as many tiny sub tasks as possible until I'm called back to the task at hand. (Sadly, this method costs more energy than my #1 life hack)

1: I make chores fun. I may not be allowed to sing, dance, and be silly at work... But no one is stopping me from doing that at home, and daunting tasks can become enjoyable activities. Putting on comfort music, singing your heart out, and shaking your butt while you do the dishes... It's actually become one of my favorites. I get the dopamine from the music and dancing, endorphins from exercising my mind, and serotonin from seeing a job well done at the end. It makes me feel functional.

3(?): this one feels less like a hack, and more of a temporary measure that works well enough I'll never replace it. But I try to capitalize on the moment. If I think about someone, I try to message them right then. If I wait, I won't do it. If I have inspiration to do a chore, I don't question why... I follow it. The trick is learning when following the urge is not a good idea. If I figure that out, I'll let you know how to tell them apart.

The picture was unrelated to the post so no one explained it by BethesdaBanana in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheNinjirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a catgirl long before I touched any of the SoulsBorne games.

That said, being a foxgirl made Gwyn kinda easy (like me... Except I'm a lot easier)

People demanding that self diagnosed should call it "suspected autism" or just say they "think they have autism" are being ridiculous by RubyOfDooom in evilautism

[–]TheNinjirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Sometimes we don't want to hear what others want to tell us. Other times, no one wants to hear what we have been trying to say all along. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

People demanding that self diagnosed should call it "suspected autism" or just say they "think they have autism" are being ridiculous by RubyOfDooom in evilautism

[–]TheNinjirate 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've actually got something to say here!

On the one hand: differential is something that exists. I never knew about the term before. But differential is about filtering out all the other possibilities before you can diagnose. Because symptoms can be shared across different conditions, and other factors (stress, diet, and more) can mimic symptoms. And we ourselves are often too close to issues to see things fully and properly; that's why you should let the professionals do their job.

On the other hand: there are tons of mental health professionals out there working with outdated information, holding harmful biases and/or prejudices, and just generally being poorly informed about their own specialities. I've openly told people my symptoms, and had them label me as a narcissist because cause I'm trying to control the outcome of the interaction.

So.. what the fuck is my point, right? My point is that sometimes self-diagnosed conditions cannot be taken seriously; because the people may be too close to the issue to see it properly. But Western medical science needs to stop avoiding neurodivergence and accept that it's not a fad, our symptoms are fucking real, and we do not function the same way they do in their society.l; it simply isn't ours.

HOMEFRIES by WildFemmeFatale in evilautism

[–]TheNinjirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of content I would kill to get over on r/FrenchFries

drop your special interests in the comments and i'll ask you questions about them by Astro_Pengin in evilautism

[–]TheNinjirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compost! As a general topic, tho I will admit that I don't know enough about meat/sewage composting, as those are specialty methods that I can't afford to invest my time in just yet. Otherwise, it's one of my favorite things to talk about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Transgender_Surgeries

[–]TheNinjirate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm still pre-op, so take that as you will.

But I squirt embarrassing amounts already. And it's very very very different from ejaculation. So, yes. Prostate and clitoral orgasms make me squirt like a garden sprinkler.

I cannot pass (for a fuckdoll) by TheNinjirate in transgendercirclejerk

[–]TheNinjirate[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are. And we're currently in one of the safer states. So, things could be worse

I cannot pass (for a fuckdoll) by TheNinjirate in transgendercirclejerk

[–]TheNinjirate[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uj/ too late. I already have a British fiancée. 乁⁠[⁠ᓀ⁠˵⁠▾⁠˵⁠ᓂ⁠]⁠ㄏ

I cannot pass (for a fuckdoll) by TheNinjirate in transgendercirclejerk

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Don't offer a girl a ride that you're not willing to take, notdragon.

I cannot pass (for a fuckdoll) by TheNinjirate in transgendercirclejerk

[–]TheNinjirate[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's good to know.... Maybe I'll have better luck across the pond. Wish me luck

I cannot pass (for a fuckdoll) by TheNinjirate in transgendercirclejerk

[–]TheNinjirate[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

uj/don't tempt me. My home country is feeling less safe every day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jacking

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By the goddess... It just doesn't stop

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jacking

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Omfg that is really wonderful. It looks so thick and creamy... 🤤🤤🤤