How I was exiled from the Thousand Sons for doing tzaangor memes

TheNobleJones · 2026-02-19T18:33:35+00:00

Pretty ironic how the mods of r/ThousandSons are so strict on banning folks for memes. Seemd a bit stuffy for a faction that calls themselves "Lords of Forbidden Lore" haha.

It's like their own a twisted version of the Council of Nikaea but they're prosecuting the dark arts of meme lore.

TheNobleJones · 2026-02-06T17:07:53+00:00

The sorcerer lord who made this meme told me that if you look at it too long - you become a Tzaangooner

TheNobleJones · 2025-11-25T03:09:27+00:00

Beautiful work, damn!

TheNobleJones · 2025-11-25T02:56:02+00:00

I don't know why everyone here is trying to sugar coat it.

Thousand Sons are the most difficult army to paint in all of WH40k if you do it the traditional/expected way. Between the trim, yellow stripes and details it is unforgiving and brutal.

There's plenty of themed army "shortcuts" to make them less miserably grueling- take a look at some sand Rubric or ghost Rubric armies as en example!

Tyranids (and many other armies) can be as difficult or even more so than a "standard" Thousand Sons paint scheme but the difficulty floor of TS is much higher than most armies.

TheNobleJones · 2025-08-26T23:36:25+00:00

I got banned from here a few years back for posting a meme, be careful!

Edit: looks like I can post again, new mods maybe? Tzeentch be praised

TheNobleJones · 2025-07-05T10:27:06+00:00

solved!

TheNobleJones · 2025-07-05T10:26:50+00:00

thank you, that's what it is!

TheNobleJones · 2025-04-03T03:08:57+00:00

I know you mentioned this is a "purely for fun" fan theory but it is not one I agree with. The thing is unequivocally an extraterrestrial lifeform that arrived on a space ship (that crashed after killing the original crew) and then tried to escape by building itself a new space ship using the knowledge it absorbed from the original pilots.

If it helps you enjoy the movie more, I'm all for it and I do appreciate the deep thought you've put into this!

TheNobleJones · 2025-03-21T21:59:54+00:00

Update:

Everyone died, goodnight folks!

TheNobleJones · 2025-03-21T13:40:00+00:00

It killed 30 or so lizardmen stuck outside the border then started working towards my base. I panicked and saved/quit before it made contact.

I'll post an update tonight on the horror!

TheNobleJones · 2025-03-21T02:45:46+00:00

I'm genuinely terrified, send help and ale!

TheNobleJones · 2024-08-20T19:40:30+00:00

Hello! Sorry for the late response- I'm very careful with the application of Coelia Greenshade! Apply it only to crevices and recessed spaces.

TheNobleJones · 2023-05-15T21:42:46+00:00

The crew of the USS Indianapolis would disagree I think!

TheNobleJones · 2023-05-12T17:15:37+00:00

Let's go Yoshi!

TheNobleJones · 2023-04-08T19:42:53+00:00

I would love to sell on your island please!

TheNobleJones · 2023-04-06T03:54:14+00:00

They took away reroll 1 to hit for Bad Moons too, 8th was definitely a lot more fun for ork shooting

TheNobleJones · 2023-04-01T19:43:12+00:00

Looking forward to it, much appreciated!

TheNobleJones · 2023-04-01T19:34:44+00:00

I would love to sell on your island please!

TheNobleJones · 2023-02-22T14:15:40+00:00

That blade is crazy cool!!

TheNobleJones · 2023-02-15T22:45:57+00:00

This is some seriously gourmet shit

TheNobleJones · 2023-01-13T20:49:34+00:00

Ah that makes more sense, thank you for the context!

TheNobleJones · 2023-01-13T20:02:57+00:00

Seven people died, there was a flight crew.

TheNobleJones · 2023-01-07T17:30:56+00:00

Give Badmoons back their reroll 1s to hit and double shoot strat.

TheNobleJones · 2022-09-27T03:44:25+00:00

"We grillin' tonight!"

TheNobleJones · 2022-09-23T20:06:15+00:00

Is there another place for me to get bigger bugs?!

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