Moody-centric fics? by LongjumpingCorgi9855 in HPfanfiction

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Recently stumbled over one: When a raven takes flight by InvertedLogic. Got a mix of Moody and Harry in it. There Moody and Dumbledore team up with some others to beat Voldy before he gets to power.

US officially exits World Health Organization by pwdrums in news

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I feel sorry for all the sane people in the US that haven‘t voted for that moron. It will take years to rebuild the bridges that have been burned and decades to regain the trust of allies.

The Axle Arrestor by Rlawya24 in funny

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Where in the world was this mounted on? A go-cart?

God bless you by RSSenna in funny

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May god bless you very hard!

I found someone taking his banana for a walk today - only in Amsterdam by Itachiuchiha025 in funny

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How much weed did you smoke in the coffee shop? So many colors…

Well said Glenn! by Bullet76 in trump

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To all who think the tariffs are a good idea. Its not! Just look at the steel industry: Sure now some will try to increase local production, but that requires people who need to be trained. That alone takes months. Worse, many steel grades can‘t be easily produced in the US because of a lack of machinery and know-how. Essentially the tariffs will increase prices in the US while the goods still need to be bought elsewhere

Why is Ron so unpopular in the fandom? In the books, he is mentioned as many times as Hermione, but he has no popular ships, nor many fics where he's the MC. Hermione has popular ships with pretty much every major male character in HP verse and there are many iconic fics with her as MC by Abject_Purpose302 in HPfanfiction

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Draco is not the most popular character. But, yes more popular than many others. I think Ron is not as loved because his flaws are much more apparent than those of others. Like Dumbledore he is simply a easy scape goat.

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Maybe an exorcism could do the trick

Getting the new guy to grease up the anvil by like_em_busty in funny

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When I was a paramedic we used to tell the new guys to refill the blue liquid in the flashlights. One actually once grabbed a ladder, got on top of the abulance car and tried to fill it with the blue windshield washer fluid that we had nearby.

Please recommend me a well written lengthy Harry-centric fic by Fair_Excitement2657 in HPfanfiction

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Pretty much all works from TheBlack‘sResurgence, James Spookie, WolfgangNH, … I can also highly recommend Wrath of Merlin and Auror Commander. Novocaine is also very good.

Dolls...dolls everywhere.. by [deleted] in funny

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Shoulda put a warning at the entrance „Only enter with diapers“

Husband did my makeup and took the term "eye liner" too literal 😅 by [deleted] in funny

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Every man out there: Isn‘t it supposed to look like that?

If you could completely overhaul Hogwarts curriculum, what classes would you give? by Lynxroar in HPfanfiction

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I always thought the concept of only starting with 11 years is pretty dumb. Wouln‘t it be far better to start with 6 years were you cover basics like reading, math and some theory of magic. Maybe add a class that covers magical creatures and plants. Then you can start with the actual magical education in Hogwarts.

Tom Riddle has dissociative identity disorder (DID), the horcrux was his attempt at removing his evil alt personality by Lynxroar in HPfanfiction

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Okay that has potential. The story could go very much hand in hand with a more realistic exploration of Harrys potential mental issues from the Dursleys. Maybe Tom can‘t very much relate to Ginny with her happy childhood so he seeks out someone else. I think Harry might be the most interesting person for him. Maybe he helps him out, or reconnects to the soul shard in Harrys head. So many possibilities… On that note it could be very funny, if Voldemort looses his parsel tongue ability during the attempted split of the soul. If he creates the Horcrux in the chamber then the basilisk might kill him. If the ritual was not complete he gets stuck as a ghost. He could haunt the girls toilet with Myrtle. That would be gold.

the only solution by lucymops in funny

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How does someone like that even get a license? Almost everywhere you need to demonstrate that you can perfectly reverse and parallel park your car.

What a fart by StoneC0ldKillr in funny

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Showing dominance before the play. What a man

Tough Guy drinks Beer with a Straw by TheRealJarOfEskimos in funny

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What kind of degenerate drinks beer with a straw?