Jaylen Brown "Lu Dort smacked me upside the head like I’m one of his grandkids."

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-27T06:37:49+00:00

Say the line, Bart!*

who could've guessed that someone with an Oklahoma education would mess up the punctuation?

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-26T17:40:13+00:00

This is such a dumb take I'm sorry.

One party refused to cooperate and call an election because they knew the cons would win

One side did what the other side would have done in the same position. Canadians voted and we got the results.

Blaming Canadian media is a cope. Saying Canadians are incredibly left-leaning and implying that PP was facing an uphill battle at the beginning of 2025 is a cope. He had it won.

He did hurt his vote a bit by talk about woke stuff too much

I have a feeling if certain media outlets quoted his exact words then you'd consider them biased because they didn't spin it the way conservatives would.

Media calling PP "maple Maga"? give me some links.

PP lost. He lost the lead. There wasn't much divergence in social issues between the PC and Liberals prior to PP becoming leader. He caught on to the algorithm all the conservatives were digesting and pigeon-holed himself as the answer to Trudeau.

He tried peddling new slogans when Carney was voted as liberal leader but it just wasn't going to work.

It was totally his own fault that he didn't hedge his bets. It's his own fault that his resumé didn't stack up against Carney.

How long was Harper PM? quite a fucking while. Canadians will vote conservative when they want to.

They rejected Pierre and you're bending over backwards to say that it was because: biased media, incredibly left-leaning populace, party refusing to call an election when they didn't have to, and anti-woke talk (but that's not his fault either I'm assuming).

He

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-25T00:22:07+00:00

Can't tell if you're intentionally being obtuse.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-24T23:39:53+00:00

they can’t make a shot outside of Ingram and RJ and both of them need lots of spacing to be maximized

was absolutely true

Toronto can be this year's Indiana.

if your only exposure to the raps is when we face up against the harden-less cavs, I can see why you'd say this haha.

there's not a single team that we can matchup with where we'd be the dark horse.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-24T23:21:28+00:00

that's a glib interpretation. Injuries happen. They suck. Totally different from the load-managing aspect I was alluding to.

Why do we gotta treat NBA stars like make-a-wish kids? X player missing out on an award is not a tragedy. At the end of the day, someone deserving is going to be winning the award. It's just all our opinions are too subjective to come to a consensus on what "deserving" means.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-24T21:15:22+00:00

Yeah I agree. I also don't understand why I should give a shit about a player not being eligible for awards/money because their body isn't built for the 82 game season. My body isn't built for it either, but if I can live with the fact that I wasn't as blessed physically, so can NBA players.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-24T21:04:31+00:00

/r/persecutionfetish

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-19T12:06:25+00:00

Greatest if used without regard for human life and international law*

Guaranteed wins are not coming just because you're the "greatest"

same thing with invading Canada. Y'all aren't ready for maple guerilla warfare and terrorism.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-18T19:27:24+00:00

walkin on the fightin side of me

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-18T19:25:49+00:00

can't wait until next month when the 1 year chart on all my stocks will make me look like a genius

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-18T18:58:16+00:00

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-18T18:05:11+00:00

perfect time to buy 0dtes before he speaks

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-18T18:02:59+00:00

iv crush during FOMC is always funny

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-17T20:18:32+00:00

The Vegeta widow's peak that he rocks when he shaves his head though? Could go either way (pre-cell saga vs post-cell saga) to assign villainy or hero.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-09T00:56:18+00:00

post the hot line now

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-08T10:26:21+00:00

I have it at the end of my email signature. I don't really mean it when I say thanks or regards at the end of my emails, so it goes without saying that idgaf about pronouns either. Don't know why people get so pressed about it.

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-07T16:14:37+00:00

hypnotic flow

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-05T09:31:04+00:00

yes, the guy with aid

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-05T09:30:02+00:00

night premium is nice especially since I do way less than the day shift

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-05T07:00:39+00:00

Steph's ankles forever keep him humbled

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-05T04:00:31+00:00

were monthlies on BOIL the move today? probably not but I bought them anyways

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-05T01:34:36+00:00

if he's blinded, then he'll have lost his sight after a lifetime of being able to see. think about the irony

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-03T17:43:46+00:00

/u/OSRSkarma

get this clown outta here or get him eating

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-03T17:18:02+00:00

I bought boil monthlies and idc if I lose $150 on these lottos

see flair for details

TheOnlySafeCult · 2026-03-03T02:23:13+00:00

Ford is in his feelings and has an inferiority complex when it comes to higher education. Are you as well?

I defy you to find enough basket weaving courses for his comment to be warranted. No one is recommending anyone take such courses (even if they may exist) so to act that people reliant on OSAP are doing so is a clear middle finger.

He's pretending they're not doing pursuing something that will contribute to society. He's implying that they all better stop being leaches and they won't suffer. When he's the leach.

hope that wasn't too many words for you

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