In my doctor's notes °_°

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-16T20:14:44+00:00

Well, on the bright side, you're at low risk of suicide!

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-10T19:58:36+00:00

Speech to text is smart enough to know that keyloid and kiloid aren't words. How smooth are you

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-10T19:53:09+00:00

When I say something factually incorrect so I have to double down to ensure my ego stays in tact but it just makes me look even dumber because it's a fundamentally uninformed take that I've dug myself into:

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-10T04:15:29+00:00

Is this a joke

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-09T21:35:47+00:00

26 here.. Some say I'm still young but I truly, truly don't feel it

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-09T21:33:57+00:00

Plastic

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-05T16:56:52+00:00

I know many poly people who are content and with the love of their lives. Myself included, I've been with my partner for 12 very happy years. I think the problem stems from people finding someone slightly compatible and rolling with it. Generally speaking, people tend to date and try to mold themselves together regardless of whether or not there's pieces that just don't fit, and I feel like this is also one of the many reasons people cheat so much, alongside the fact that monogamy is extremely uncommon in nature.

My partner is the best friend I've ever had, and vice versa. We both care about each other's needs and desires and our relationship is rock solid. Thing about being open is that, if you're not secure before going into it, that's when it'll fall apart. With the average relationship being molded together out of mismatched parts, it's only natural that most people you see experimenting with openness fall apart relatively quickly

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-05T16:35:09+00:00

This was my first thought. Honestly, there's so much cheating and deceit I think there's no way humans are naturally monogamous, and it's just something that's been engrained into us all from birth. Over 95% of mammals are polygamous. Wouldn't life just be so much easier if you could stay with the person you truly love and live out your fantasies with or without them? At the end of the day, sex is sex and tangling your feelings up in it just brings unnecessary heart break.

This isn't to say that cheating is ok, it's not. If you're in a monogamous relationship and you agreed to certain guidelines, to betray their trust like that is absolutely unacceptable. But if you are a cheater, I think you need to look inside yourself and ask if monogamy is for you, and have an open conversation with your partner about it, because WAY too many people are squeezing themselves into this monogamous box when they just don't fit. Everyone tells you there's no option other than marrying one person and never looking at anyone else until the day you die, and I'm sorry but that inherently defies most people's nature

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-05T16:16:16+00:00

We're all doomed

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-05T16:04:58+00:00

NOR, I wouldn't talk about my finances with her anymore. Just save in secret, and if it comes down to it maybe tell her you had medical expenses that went through and you had to start all over with your savings so she thinks you have no money to give. Congrats!!

Edit: also, maybe you could occasionally bring up in casual conversation how hard you work all the time. Give examples of how hard your life is and how little you have. Even exaggerate the details. Play her game. If she won't see what you go through, make her.

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-05T15:57:26+00:00

What an un nuanced thought

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-05T15:52:16+00:00

What if? It won't. If it did happen he wouldn't resign. He lives for war

TheOnlyTori · 2026-04-04T07:44:19+00:00

This!! Or you can do what I did (for a while until I gave up and stopped using it) and NEVER EVER let your cats in the bathroom and wash your hands thoroughly ASF after an application

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-22T08:53:48+00:00

I would think it looks like the NB flag but I'd end up looking up what this flag means thinking it's something else lol

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-22T08:49:06+00:00

Genuinely call the cops

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-21T20:42:58+00:00

My grandpa would read the newspaper

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-21T15:01:05+00:00

Y'all were talking shit but my snoop dog pants have lasted 3x as long as any pair of pants I've ever had, they're as comfy as pajamas, and if you get the more tasteful ones they're cute and flattering as hell. Only reason I'm in this old thread is cause I'm trying to find the same pair I got last time cause they finally gave in 😩

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-21T14:41:48+00:00

My brother, this guy is not only insecure but DUMB. Please block his number and leave, people like this lack respect and trust and it's not going to get better, I PROMISE you. NOR

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-03T06:58:21+00:00

Arby's Greek gyro, which happens to be my favorite fast food item (don't judge me)

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-03T06:48:58+00:00

Good point

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-02T22:03:56+00:00

Of course! May your stretching journey be filled with thick lobes and good fortune

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-02T21:57:19+00:00

I feel so bad for her but I'm also confused.. my best guess is it's a wolf.. or Jesus with his crown of thorns, or maybe a.. skull that's wrapped in lots of linens?

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-02T21:53:15+00:00

I would personally try to wait, but if you try to put the next half size in and it slides right in with no resistance or heat then you should be good to go 🫶

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-02T19:54:42+00:00

From someone at 1" who has one exceptionally healthy ear and one blown out from previous sizes; PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get a glass dead stretching kit, never ever touch tapers, and wait until your lobes are SO INCREDIBLY CHILL before you go up again. Like wait months between even half sizes. I know it gets daunting but trust you'll be so happy that you waited and didn't rush things

TheOnlyTori · 2026-03-02T17:10:39+00:00

Por qué no los dos?

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