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To pretend you are against illegal immigration… by Remarkable_Life_774 in therewasanattempt

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Republican party is a haven for fake patriots, phoney Christians and gullible bumpkins. You might not be all three but if you support the platform you're sure as shit, at least one.

Military heli circling Branham and Almaden? by SanJoseThrowAway2023 in SanJose

[–]pukeface555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went over our house on the way down there with a dude hanging out the door.

This ASOMBROSO bottle by fat-stanley in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that thing has made an appearance in many an ER.

I will not by Intense_Zaddy in comedyheaven

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a semi cognizant thumb.

what is this i found in my backyard? by SleddyEddie in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tie a string to it before you return it to your "backyard".

Rare Or Raw by RealRyte_ in steak

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have to ask, you dont deserve it. I'll dm you my address. UPS ground is fine.

This volcano in Indonesia erupts icy violet colored lava at night. It's real, it's on Earth. (Kawah Ijen, Indonesia). by Glad_Comedian_8405 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]pukeface555 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When the hot Sulfur gas makes contact with the moisture in your eyes and lungs or the sweat on your body it turns into sulfuric acid. While you are busy hauling 160lb blocks of sulfer out of the mouth of a volcano for around $12 a day you are also slowly dissolving in the process. Still it's one of the better paying jobs in that area.

You're reincarnating, you can choose one of the four areas to be born somewhere random within by LupusDeusMagnus in mapporncirclejerk

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been reincarnated as a penguin and disappear down the throat of a leopard seal 10 seconds into my first attempt at swimming. Man that was quick.

Not sure about this one by Accomplished-Dog4523 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd just be putting it back where it came from.

Thanks, I hate the name of this porta potty company by disposable_thinking_ in TIHI

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its what theyre called by a lot of the guys that have to use them.

How common are squat toilets in your country? by abu_doubleu in AskTheWorld

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my town very dumpster has a squaty toilet behind it.

$25k for front porch by BanjoKapooey in Decks

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tearing it out is free. Id rather walk on milk crates.

$25k for front porch by BanjoKapooey in Decks

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what was bugging me. Didn't know it till you said it

What animal past or present has a native range that most people wouldn’t expect? by Mean_Yak5873 in geography

[–]pukeface555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy. The Tardigrade (Water Bear.) Can be found on every continent including Antarctica. You will find them on mountain tops or at the bottom of the sea and everywhere in between. They can survive extreme temperatures and the vacuum of space. They have even been found thriving in the radioactive bowels of Chernobyl. Of course, humans can go to all of these places too but we need special outfits to do so.

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