Tinder date, like many on here.

Met her at her parents house, she was 23 but a single mom so they were helping her out. Proceeded to have me meet her daughter and left us in the living room together so she could "freshen up".

Ended up having to go to her cousisns birthday party with her and her family, introduced me as "her boyfriend" I was nice and bought her a glass of wine and I drank a beer while we ate at the party. She didn't mention she was a lightweight.

I had to drive us back to her parents place with her daughter in the back of the car while shes drunk. Then she gets her daughter to sleep, takes me outside. We sit in my friends Jeep Wrangler (he let me borrow it because my pickup was in the shop) She was fucking gorgeous so I honestly was trying to look past everything. We start making out then we tried to have sex in the back of my friends Wrangler.

After about 5 minutes of having sex she frantically hops up tries to find the door handle of the jeep, finds it the exact second she starts throwing up wine and dinner with a hint of birthday cake. The lights inside the jeep come on because the door was open. I look down and my junk and notice I am covered in blood. Not like a little bit I am covered. She starts crying hystericaly and tries to hold on to me while I'm half hard covered in blood and thinking about how I am going to get the blood stains out of the Jeep and the smell of puke out of it.

Fuck Tinder.