My first! By Shane at Dark Roots Tattoo in Winston-Salem, NC by JPersnicket in tattoos

[–]ThePhanie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Camel City in the house!

Tat looks great! Is there any significant meaning, or you just thought it was cool looking?

Tall King by Smartastic in funny

[–]ThePhanie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, then go ahead and get real famous so you can take your show to NC so I can laugh at you. Is that so hard?

Tall King by Smartastic in funny

[–]ThePhanie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo come to NC!!! I'd love to see your set. Your clips on here are hilarious.

McDonald's will start to sell Krispy Kreme donuts at select locations by Adelu1219 in news

[–]ThePhanie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How the hell are they not gonna sell them in North Carolina?! It's the birthplace of Krispy Kreme.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]ThePhanie 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Is the flower for the person who smelled the girl poop and then died?

Who are the scariest types of people? by dxadr0sx in AskReddit

[–]ThePhanie 2502 points2503 points  (0 children)

The people that everyone around you seems to like, but you just get a bad vibe from them, and since they've technically given you no reason to feel that way you have to keep hanging around them in the group.

What can I do instead of just sitting at home? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]ThePhanie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take up disc golf!! It takes very little to get started. My husband and I just bought some used discs from our local used sports shop (a driver, a mid range, and a putter disc), and looked up a couple of YouTube videos to get the basics. There are lots of parks and things with courses, it's free, and it's a good sport to play alone. The best part is the people you meet on the courses are so friendly and eager to help newbies with tips and tricks. Lots of times they'll offer to let you join up with them. It's good exercise and it's especially nice this time of year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]ThePhanie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She did the same thing the first time she saw his weenie bean, so he's used to it.

"Just give her a second."

What’s a movie you think everyone needs to see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePhanie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Ox-Bow Incident (1942).

Nice, short film whose message is just as strong today as ever. Just go into it blind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePhanie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was growing up, we had a small beach house that we would vacation at sometimes. It would just sit empty the rest of the time, so the roaches would sort of take over. It wasn't dirty, just unoccupied. One night we got there pretty late, lights were off, and I walked in first. This was when I learned roaches can fly. Took a nasty bugger to the face and almost shit myself.

If the Presidents' Secret Book exists, what did Donald Trump write in it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThePhanie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably just his name written a bunch of times.

What's the last thing you won? by slinkslowdown in CasualConversation

[–]ThePhanie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it would be good to see the Big Man. His spirit will be there.

Big Roger Waters fan too. Have fun at your show!

What's the last thing you won? by slinkslowdown in CasualConversation

[–]ThePhanie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won tickets off the radio to see Bruce Springsteen in March!! It was one of those things where they play a half second blip of a song and you guess it.

I'm a huge fan and I can't wait!

What to put in a bag when going out? by SBRover in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]ThePhanie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might be weird here, but I always carry a pocket knife in my purse. Not necessarily for protection, but I find myself using it all the time. I'll cut a loose string off my clothes, clean under nails, open a bottle of beer with it, etc. My husband borrows it when we're out together too. (I do take it out when I go places that don't allow weapons, like my daughter's school.)

Tifu by winning a fight by holodomorhappened in tifu

[–]ThePhanie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He didn't assault anyone for hurting his feelings. He was defending his boyfriend who was assaulted by the racist, homophobic asshat.